Lu Xiaobu is going to find a military helicopter to bomb this crap!
The functions can’t be said to be bad, they’re actually pretty good!
In fact, if put in a different setting, he might even feel what it ans to be a trusted aide!
But!
The point is, are you sure this is the right ti to talk about this?!
Damn it!
Damn, you’ve made lose all face!
At this mont, the double bed seed to sense Lu Xiaobu’s anger.
"Master, would you like to switch to Battle Mode Two?" the double bed proactively said.
Lu Xiaobu stopped in his tracks!
"Battle Mode Two?!" Lu Xiaobu asked, half skeptical.
"Yes, Battle Mode Two!" the double bed confird.
"Shall we give it a try?" Lu Xiaobu hesitated for a mont.
You know, he really likes this bed!
He even considered earlier that as long as there was a hint of battle, he could replace it with the Five Elents Attribute!
It’s because he was so embarrassed that he had the idea of bombing it!
Now that the double bed brought it up, he’s actually a bit hesitant.
"Switch it!"
Lu Xiaobu made a decision; how much more embarrassing could it get?!
Whatever!
Co on, let the storm hit harder!
"Yes, switching successful!"
The double bed AI spoke up.
Then, Lu Xiaobu saw a stick appear at the foot of the double bed!
Or rather, sothing like a handle!
And the bedhead had retracted, who knows where it went!
"Am I supposed to hold it?" Lu Xiaobu said, throwing caution to the wind, "Pick it up and whack soone?"
"Yes!" the double bed replied.
"Alright!"
Lu Xiaobu nodded, then reached out and grabbed the handle!
As soon as he grabbed it, Lu Xiaobu understood almost imdiately!
This ti, it should really be battle mode!
Because, he didn’t feel any weight at all!
Which ans this double bed, almost entirely made of tal, wouldn’t have any weight limitation in his hands!
Which also ans, his speed of swinging it would reach an extre!
"What will the enemy feel? No gravity as well?" Lu Xiaobu asked aloud.
Double Bed: "No, at the mont of attack, it will restore its original weight, ten tons!"
Lu Xiaobu imdiately raised an eyebrow.
Whoa!
This truly is real battle mode!
Think about it, he’s holding sothing weightless, but the enemy is going to feel a hundred tons of weight!
This ans that with a casual swing, it’s an attack with the force of ten tons!
This not to ntion the kinetic energy boost from his rapid swing speed due to the lack of weight!
As the old saying goes, ordinary people who get hit might have broken bones, and the seriously injured might die on the spot!
Even a grandmaster might not be able to handle it, right?!
Impressive!
The four grandmasters watched this scene without any reaction.
Ye Changsheng: "So it got a stick."
Ni Huang: "Yeah, it got a stick."
Zuo An: "What’s the use of having a stick?"
Ni Xia: "Seems useless!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Ye Changsheng, catch one of my moves!"
As he spoke, he jumped up, swinging a... bed!
"Tch!"
Ye Changsheng rolled his eyes, casually raised his hands, pretending to resist.
Did he really think I didn’t study physics?!
The force of impact is mutual.
Even though he didn’t understand how Lu Xiaobu made the bed weightless.
But, as long as Lu Xiaobu didn’t feel the gravity, neither would he!
However!
He was overthinking it!
At the mont his hands touched the 2.2-ter long double bed, not including the handle length!
"Bang!"
A trendous force hit him imdiately!
The absentminded Ye Changsheng was directly slapped down into the ground!
Yes, slapped into the ground, with only his head and hands sticking out.
Even Ye Changsheng’s complexion turned sowhat pale, almost like he was about to vomit blood!
"Oh my god!" Zuo An was shocked, his pupils dilated!
"How is this possible?!" Ni Xia was also surprised: "Even though Master Lu swings it as if it is weightless, why did Ye Changsheng get slamd into the dirt?!"
"How did this happen?!" Ni Huang was also dumbfounded!
Isn’t a bed not a weapon?!
Yes, in the original sense, it’s not!
However, anything with enough weight and speed becos a weapon!
For example, a bullet!
When it exists alone, is it considered a weapon?!
How can you use it to hurt soone?!
But!
Attach it to a firearm, and it becos a deadly weapon!
Similarly, this seemingly ridiculous bed too!
"Hahaha!" Lu Xiaobu burst into laughter.
Let those guys laugh at !
Fools!
My weapon, even if it looks a bit silly, is still powerful!
Ye Changsheng: "Uh... Can you help pull up first?!"
"Any other feature to show them!" Lu Xiaobu boasted gleefully.
Showing off is fun once, fun twice; constantly showing off is endlessly fun!
Double Bed: "Can transform."
"Alright, transform then!" Lu Xiaobu imdiately said.
Double Bed: "Double Bed, transform!"
The word "transform" was dragged out very long!
About ten seconds later, it was done!
The double bed grandly declared: "Transformation successful, into two single beds!"
"Pfft!"
Lu Xiaobu nearly spat blood and fainted!
Damn it!
I should never have trusted you!
The double bed transforming into two single beds?!
You just split it down the middle, didn’t you?!
Actually, if it was just that, it would’ve been fine!
But why did you have to announce it so grandly?!
Ye Changsheng: "He did say two single beds, right?!"
Ni Huang: "Yeah, you’re right, it’s two single beds!"
Zuo An: "Prepared for couples fighting?!"
Ni Xia: "Actually, if it’s as powerful as the last attack, this move might actually be strong!"
Look, Ni Xia is serious!
This move is powerful, alright?!
The advantage of dual weapons over a single weapon is that it can strike twice at the sa ti!
Also, since Lu Xiaobu doesn’t feel weight, this advantage becos even more evident!
Lu Xiaobu also understood this logic, so he didn’t bla the double bed too much, instead he asked with a sense of helplessness: "Can it change again?!"
"Yes!" the double bed continued to confirm.
"Two single beds, transform!"
The double bed started again!
Again with the ten-second drawn-out sound!
Finally!
"Transformation successful, into a long single bed!"
Lu Xiaobu: "..."
Co on, everyone tell , why is it this ridiculous?!
Really, I don’t get it!
Ye Changsheng: "It just connected two single beds head to foot, right?!"
Ni Xia: "Yeah, that’s probably it!"
Zuo An: "Prepared for special positions?!"
Ni Xia: "I definitely..."
Ni Huang: "Alright, you can shut up now!"
Ni Xia: "..." I haven’t even finished speaking yet!
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