Prodigal System in the Flourishing City Chapter 51: The Prodigal Son Knows How to Scold, Is It Stran
The feud is escalating.
"Li Qiang, tell the internet army, don’t be scared, the pay is doubled today," Lu Xiaobu made the arrangent: "Also, they don’t need to help insult others, just make sure that my posts can be seen and not drowned out."
"Yes!" Li Qiang imdiately responded, believing that this painless and profitable endeavor would be irresistible to many.
Lu Xiaobu pinched his fingers and tilted his neck, beginning to quickly organize insulting remarks in his mind.
He understood clearly that at this mont, so-called justice had already beco aningless.
Now it’s all about insulting, whoever can insult more fiercely wins.
It’s just insulting people, who’s afraid?
The internet on Earth is much more developed than here on this blue water star, of course, the derogatory words are much more abundant here too!
Moreover, rember, he once studied the manual of insulting.
Lu Xiaobu started: "Yes, Young Master is a prodigal, I’ve never avoided this issue, Young Master squanders because Young Master is rich, did I consu your family’s rice or noodles? It’s none of your business, is it?"
"And you guys, co on, tell how many of you are working? Eh? A bunch of elentary school students, spending your parents’ money, supporting your so-called husbands? Truly surviving on instant noodles while keeping up with the rich."
"I want to know is this Han ng actually a man or a woman? Or even human? Got VIP recognition? You’re not a VIP, not even a V, I think you’re just a P!"
"Your complex facial features cannot disguise your simple intelligence. Seeing you, I just feel a sense of intellectual superiority naturally arising."
"Do you know why I didn’t insult you just now? Doing so would only insult my own intelligence."
"After all, your most common tactic is to lower other people’s intelligence to the sa stage as your retarded ones. Defeat us with your rich experience!"
"And then you can make snide remarks! We won? You say we are more retarded than the retarded! We lost? You say we’re worse than beasts! A tie? Why are we any different from the retarded?"
"So, I’m not insulting you; I am insulting your masters! That sothing nad Han ng, co, roll over here for Young Master!"
"You think you’re aweso?! Leading your fans?!"
"A perforr who has no works, only relies on looks to make a living, and you’ve beco refined? What kind? A butt-selling rabbit genius?"
Li Qiang watched these insults with his mouth agape, astonished!
Damn, is this still the usual Young Master Bu?
Isn’t Young Master Bu’s way of solving problems always through throwing money?
How co he’s now swearing at people, even more awfully than our trashy folks?
"Why are you still standing there? Back up. Is it strange that a prodigal can insult people?"
Lu Xiaobu took a sip of water and said to Li Qiang.
"Yes! Not strange at all!"
Li Qiang snapped a salute!
Thoroughly impressed!
Once this Weibo post went up, the comnts below exploded imdiately!
"Holy crap!"
"Lu Xiaobu is fighting back!"
"Ahahaha! Look at this!"
"So hilarious! So aweso!"
"This couldn’t possibly be posted by Lu Xiaobu! I’m totally convinced by this talent!"
"Every single line of insult could be a classic! Wow, feels like I’m converting from hater to fan, so badass!"
"Defeating you with rich experience? What a legendary line! Absolutely legendary!"
"..."
Finally, Han ng responded directly: "Lu Xiaobu, don’t go too far! Don’t you have any manners? Insulting people for no reason, do you have any decency left?"
"Supporting husband Han ng!"
"Such low-quality people should be completely banned!"
"What kind of person is this? No wonder they would set up such evil internet armies!"
Lu Xiaobu’s counterattack instantly intensified the conflict to the extre!
Lu Xiaobu calmly said, "I’m not cursing, I’m just laying out a principle and fact, teaching everyone how to communicate with people like you. I haven’t had contact with Han ng, but the first ti I saw this androgynous na, the word ’well’ imdiately ca to my mind!"
Soone asked, "Well? Like a water well?"
"Like the frog in the well?" soone guessed.
Lu Xiaobu clarified, "Well—it’s just a grid of twos, like a checkerboard full of twos!"
Below, a wave of laughing emojis swept the screen, "Hahaha!"
Lu Xiaobu didn’t stop: "Han ng, why have you given up on treatnt? Why? Heavenly Dynasty has so many weapons you could learn, but no, you choose the sword. You don’t go for high sword skills but low ones, not the iron sword but the silver sword. Congratulations, today you finally achieved unity with your sword, commonly known as Sword Person!"
"Even if you’re really beyond saving, then why don’t you take a trip to Thailand? I think you’d be more comfortable there. Lying down to earn money, instead of bending over!"
Han ng exploded: "...¥#%¥##!!"
"Your grandma!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you’re damn hurtful!"
"You’re the one bending over to make money!"
"Stupid pig! CNM!"
Han ng’s fans were howling in anger!
anwhile, Lu Xiaobu’s supporters were left dumbfounded, even the paid posters forgot to respond for a mont, just watching.
It wasn’t until Li Qiang reminded them that they snapped out of it.
But by then, there was nothing they needed to do, because more and more spectators eager for drama were actively supporting Lu Xiaobu’s insults!
Lu Xiaobu was on a roll: "You’re the stupid pig! Your whole family are stupid pigs! Others endorse Wild Drink to boost their masculinity, but your endorsent balances yin and yang! Oh, now I get it, no wonder you would say a throat-burning drink tastes good, turns out you’re a masochist!"
Netizen: "..."
One after another, Lu Xiaobu typed: "If a robber ca in and ordered n to the left, won to the right, you’d get kicked out!"
A netizen said, "What? I don’t get it?"
"You’re dumb, it ans this person is neither male nor female!"
Han ng angrily retorted: "You must be ugly! Jealous of other people’s looks!"
Lu Xiaobu, typing with a smile: "Yes, I may not be good-looking, but at least I look like a man. What about you? The star attraction at a gay bar? I bet your dividends aren’t small!"
Seeing this type of talk again, Han ng was nearly spitting blood, completely furious! Lu! I swear we’re irreconcilable enemies!
"OMG! That’s too damaging! Every phrase is about being trans."
"LOL! Ahahaha! So harsh! It’s epic!"
"Delightful! So this is how you insult soone! Lu Xiaobu, the family-ruining Young Master is invincible!"
Lu Xiaobu’s unrepeatable yet focused insults made his Weibo followers skyrocket, leaving the paid posters out of work!
With Lu Xiaobu’s lead, those like Xu Bin, who had been overwheld and unable to out-insult their opponents, suddenly turned the tide, their spirits soaring!
One after another, they began to cheer for Lu Xiaobu!
Xu Bin: "Let them curse my son, Young Master Bu, kill them with your words!"
"Right, let these nonsense spouting, brain-dead fans ramble! Look who’s stunned now?!"
Han ng continued to retort, but couldn’t match Lu Xiaobu.
Initially, many of Han ng’s fans joined their idol in cursing Lu Xiaobu, but Lu Xiaobu’s overwhelming prowess ant his own fans didn’t even need to help.
Lu Xiaobu stood alone against the multitude!
One against a hundred!
He chased off one disbeliever after another!
Alone, he verbally vanquished hundreds, effectively silencing them.
At the end, aside from so true brain-dead fans, there were virtually no other backers for Han ng.
Those who had joined in just to insult others saw this and were left gutted by Lu Xiaobu’s insults.
After a few feeble attempts at retaliation, they knew they were no match for Lu Xiaobu, quietly disappearing to avoid further embarrassnt.
Only Han ng was left still furiously fighting back!
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