"Happy New Year, Happy New Year, have you all bought your tickets?"
Lu Xiaobu pulled out a chair and sat down, speaking very casually.
Normally, soone without stage experience would definitely be nervous with so many eyes staring at them.
But for Lu Xiaobu, this is just child’s play!
It feels like an Emperor stepping down from Jinluan Hall to a local governnt office, a small scene, nothing more than a small scene!
"Tickets?"
The bunch of guys all burst into laughter.
Who buys tickets to watch the Spring Festival Gala?
Everyone buys connections.
So.
"No!"
They all shouted collectively.
"Go, go, go, buy the tickets. You’re so lucky to see my performance, yet you haven’t bought tickets? If you don’t, who will pay ?"
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"Hahaha!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
Lu Xiaobu asking for a salary?!
This is hilarious.
"Alright, alright, let’s stop ssing around. Let’s get down to business." Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "Hey Bai Jun, stop hiding, co out, don’t use any tricks, co up and take a good look."
As soon as Lu Xiaobu said this, everyone started looking for Bai Jun.
Quickly!
Bai Jun was found.
"Here he is!"
The audience around Bai Jun imdiately shouted.
In the next second, all eyes focused on Bai Jun.
Bai Jun was not timid either, he picked up his phone and headed towards the stage: "Lu Xiaobu, you’re really asking for it! To a magician like , sitting here I can already see your flaws, and now you want to co up!"
Listen to that tone, so arrogant!
But he overlooked one thing, and that is, this is——Shin!
Then!
"Smack!"
There was a slap to the back of Bai Jun’s head!
"Who!"
Bai Jun imdiately turned around, roaring angrily.
But the audience looked at him innocently!
"Just you wait!"
Bai Jun threatened furiously, and turned around to leave.
Then!
"Smack!"
Another slap!
Hmm, this slap was much harder than the last one!
"You guys!"
Bai Jun was furious again, glaring back!
Hmm, still those innocent audience mbers!
"Damn it!"
Bai Jun cursed angrily again, turning back once more.
Then, he turned around quickly and saw a girl standing up, about to hit him!
"I’ve caught you!"
Bai Jun imdiately laughed proudly, and lunged forward to grab the girl!
Then!
"Screw you! Hit him! What’s the big deal finding out? Rember not to hit his face! He still needs to get on stage!"
Hmm, the crowd started hitting him openly!
Darn it, what can you do even if you found out?!
Hit you we will, this part won’t be broadcast anyway!
Twenty seconds later, Bai Jun rolled off the audience’s seating!
Yes, rolled off, literally rolled off!
"You guys! You’ll pay for this!"
Bai Jun stood up with a dirty face, full of anger.
Then, he glared at the caraman: "Why didn’t you record that just now?"
"Record my ass!"
The caraman let go of the cara and slapped Bai Jun!
This kid thinks it’s sowhere else?!
This is Shin!
And Shin TV Station, which has benefited more than once from Lu Xiaobu.
To put it bluntly, Lu Xiaobu’s words here probably carry more weight than Director Nie’s, if you swagger around and provoke Lu Xiaobu, who else are we supposed to hit if not you?!
Bai Jun was beaten silly!
His head was buzzing!
Was he not at the Spring Festival Gala, but at the Lu Family?!
Why was everyone targeting him?!
But, forget it, he gritted his teeth, looked around the audience resentfully, and finally fixed his gaze on Lu Xiaobu on the stage!
Lu Xiaobu, yes, Lu Xiaobu!
As long as he deals with Lu Xiaobu, gets rid of Lu Xiaobu!
Then he can take revenge on all of them!
So, at this mont, his resentnt towards Lu Xiaobu doubled!
He must make Lu Xiaobu embarrassed!
Just like that, since Lu Xiaobu told Bai Jun to co up, a minute had already passed.
The live audience knew what happened, but the TV audience didn’t know.
"What’s going on?! Why isn’t he up yet?!"
"What happened? Why not recorded?!"
"This is so frustrating!"
"Could it be that Bai Jun doesn’t dare to co up!"
"No way! Wasn’t Bai Jun quite arrogant before?! He even said he was live streaming!"
"Yes, livestream! Go check the livestream!"
"Forget it, it’s long gone!"
"Indeed, Lu Xiaobu is the leader in the livestreaming world, how could he miss this!"
"..."
And at this ti.
Bai Jun finally ca up.
Yes, with a dirty face, he ca up.
"Oh my! Hahaha! Did Bai Jun get beaten? How did he co up like this?!"
"Interesting, interesting!"
"Is he provoking Lu Xiaobu?!"
"Provoke, my foot, didn’t you see his pants are ripped!? Hahaha!"
"..."
At this mont, Bai Jun’s embarrassed image beca the funniest mont for everyone this year!
Hmm, let’s get back to business!
"Lu Xiaobu! You’re dead!"
Bai Jun gritted his teeth and said to Lu Xiaobu in front of him!
Lu Xiaobu looked at the disheveled Bai Jun who ca over with infinite hatred in his eyes, chuckled dismissively and ignored him!
"Snap!"
Lu Xiaobu snapped his fingers, drawing everyone’s attention to him.
"Now, the magic begins."
Lu Xiaobu said as he filled up his Fire Attribute and Intelligence Attribute.
Hmm, Fire it is!
It’ll look more impressive, better for the show’s effect.
Then.
Lu Xiaobu reached out and tore a piece of Bai Jun’s clothes: "Lend it to !"
"What!"
Bai Jun was stunned with anger!
Damn it! You don’t have your own clothes?!
And why do you need to tear my clothes for your magic?!
Couldn’t you prepare beforehand?!
And lend?!
Are you planning to return that ragged piece to afterward?!
Lu Xiaobu still ignored him, waiting to take care of him later!
"Everyone watch closely! This is an ordinary piece of cloth, hmm, a very fresh piece of cloth."
Lu Xiaobu shook that piece of cloth in front of everyone.
Then, he took out a lighter and set the cloth on fire!
"Whoosh!"
The cloth instantly went up in flas.
The audience gasped in amazent.
"It’s really fire!"
"What is Young Master Bu doing?"
"Is he going to perform fire magic? How is this done!?"
"Is he going to put out the fire?! Hmph, good magic!"
Hmm, this last audience mber, is a joker!
"This is an ordinary fla!" Lu Xiaobu said holding the burning cloth: "Next, is the mont to witness a miracle."
Bai Jun on the side was staring intently at Lu Xiaobu.
Everyone knew Lu Xiaobu was about to start his magic!
So, it was also ti for him to start looking for flaws!
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