Yan Ling had already carried Jiang Jiamian into the building. Jiang Jiamian glanced at the stairs and then at the elevator. Seeing that ’I can’t think of a na’ hadn’t sent it yet, he silently shut up without ntioning the word ’elevator’. Yan Ling, who didn’t understand either, carried him up the stairs.
Humph, let him climb! It’s on the twelfth floor. Whoever asked him to change from a female to a male. He deserves it even if he’s exhausted.
[’I can’t think of a na’ send you a gift - naless.]
[Lone Commander: Uh... Naless!? Isn’t this so unreliable product?]
[I can’t think of a na: What are you thinking about? Everything I give you is developed by myself. It is naless because I haven’t thought of a na yet. Don’t look down on it. You won’t find any products that are as good as mine.]
[Lone Commander: OK! Thanks!]
While they were talking, Yan Ling finally climbed up to the twelfth floor. Even though he didn’t feel too tired, he still couldn’t help but say, "What kind of shabby place do you live in? You crawl around like this every day when you go out? How tiring is that? Is this your door?"
Why do humans nowadays live in such buildings?
From the corner of his eye, Jiang Jiamian caught a glimpse of Yan Ling staring at the door of his apartnt. He was about to get the key, but the next mont, Yan Ling had already raised his foot and kicked the door!
"Don’t!"
Jiang Jiamian quickly ca to his senses and shouted quickly without paying attention to the people living in the sa building as him.
Hey, it’s not like he doesn’t have a key!
Unfortunately, it was too late for him to speak. Almost at the mont his voice landed, there was a loud clang, and the door was kicked open by Yan Ling, slamming into the wall.
"My door!" Jiang Jiamian wailed.
It seed that Yan Ling couldn’t stand it for a minute anymore. His eyes glanced at the sofa in the living room, and he rushed there like the wind.
"Wait, close the door..." Jiang Jiamian pushed him, "I don’t live in this building myself. It would be embarrassing if soone passes by the corridor while the door are wide open!"
Yan Ling paused, but didn’t look back. He just waved his hand, and a strong wind ca out of thin air, and the door was closed in a flash.
Yan Ling’s ice-colored eyes were alluring and deep-set, and his long eyelashes were so close that they could almost fall on Jiang Jiamian’s cheeks.
Jiang Jiamian swallowed silently. Was it an illusion? Why did he feel like he had been tricked into a beauty trap?
Jiang Jiamian, who was unable to escape on the sofa, had no ti to pay attention to the news in the group.
So he didn’t know that the conversation in the group about the lubricant to deal with a deadly weapon he wanted was still going on.
Seeing that Jiang Jiamian seed to be busy, the group fell silent for a mont.
After a few minutes passed, Sword Master, who seed to have been silent for a long ti, suddenly sent a ssage, his tone seed to be very hesitant.
[Sword Master: That thing, can you also give one? @I can’t think of a na]
[I can’t think of a na: Hey!? No, Sword Master, don’t you know what I sent him?]
After all, based on his understanding of Sword Master, it is quite impossible.
He might have to ask.
Otherwise, if he sent it directly and the old straight man really understood it wrong, it would be embarrassing.
The Sword Master paused for a while before sending a ssage.
[Sword Master: I know.]
[I can’t think of a na: !!!]
Then he still wants it?
No way!?
Could it be that what Jiang Jiamian wanted to say before was also related to this?
It seems that the old straight man, Sword Master, has a great secret!
When he was getting sothing to give to him, before he could do anything, he saw another question from the other party.
[Sword Master: You are a miracle doctor, I want to ask about sterilizing male cats. Will it hurt its health?]
I can’t think of a na: "What’s going on!?"
[I can’t think of a na: I am a miracle doctor, not a veterinarian.]
Faced with the Sword Master’s question, the person on the other side of the communication group was obviously speechless.
After a pause...
[I can’t think of a na: Wait a minute! No, I rember you said last ti that your cat was going to transform into a human being, right?]
Then if it has transford into a human being, would it be possible to sterilize a cat that can transform into a human? Isn’t that bad?
He just looked at the gift he had just packed and wanted to send out, and when he thought about it, a bolt from the blue suddenly turned him into thinking like a thunderous person!
A cat transforming into a human, a lubricant, male cat sterilization... Did he know sothing extraordinary?
[I can’t think of a na: Well, Sword Master, you... could you have been... by your cat?]
No way, no way!?
An old straight man like Sword Master wouldn’t be fucked by his own cat, right?
Yue Hong didn’t seem to expect that soone could actually figure out the truth so quickly based on his words, and he didn’t reply for a long ti.
Several minutes passed before he slowly sent another sentence.
[Sword Master: Give the stuff and I’ll pay for it.]
[I can’t think of a na: I said I don’t want money. How did you two get together? Tell , please!]
[Sword Master: ...]
Yue Hong sighed, he still can’t escape after all.
But that’s fine. It’s much better for him to say it himself than to let that guy Jiang Jiamian say it.
Although he had only lived in a small world with Jiang Jiamian once, he knew at a glance that Jiang Jiamian was the kind of person who would watch the excitent without taking it too seriously.
Who knows if the sa thing cos out of his mouth, he may describe so strange rumors with added details.
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