"I always feel that tasks like this should be handled by soone influential, and the only influential people I know, aside from Xi Ming the student council president, are... Luo Yanran?" Luo Qianqian mused, propping her chin with her hand.
"Xi Ming would be fine, but if anything goes wrong, it would definitely blow up," Elvis frowned, his face clearly disapproving. "Sure, Xi Ming has prestige, but that shouldn’t be a reason to..."
"That’s why I don’t plan to let him do it," Luo Qianqian blinked. "What has more appeal than an idol?"
"...Him? Are you sure it won’t turn into a stampede? You’ll end up in the hospital before anyone else even makes a move," Qin Nuan said rcilessly.
After hearing Qin Nuan’s words, Luo Qianqian subconsciously touched her arm, as if, maybe, indeed, probably, there was such a possibility, huh? Thinking about how it was still not wake-up ti that morning and it was dim outside...
"What about the campus hunk?" Luo Qianqian shifted her gaze directly toward Elvis, as if relying on his face could also attract so attention, right?
"My persona is supposed to be noble, lancholic, and reserved," Elvis waved his hands frantically.
"Who said that?" Luo Qianqian and Qin Nuan almost said in unison, incredulous faces all around. He was clearly a chatty, overly sunny person, right?
"My profile says so," Elvis, looking calm, pulled up the campus network on his phone and pointed at his information. "See, I didn’t lie at all."
"This world is all about looks..." Luo Qianqian and Qin Nuan sighed together, shaking their heads. While blonde hair always gives a noble impression and Elvis’s eyes had a lancholic feel, that was a complete sensory misjudgnt. He wasn’t like that at all.
"Speaking of which, what does my profile say?" Luo Qianqian, curious, grabbed her phone to search her own na, then saw Elvis and Qin Nuan turning their heads away, shoulders shaking. "What are you snickering at?"
"...Well-developed limbs of a primate? Nicknad ’Flying Little Policewoman’? A college student who boards buses without paying? ntally challenged? Who ca up with this?!" Looking at the description, Luo Qianqian’s cheeks twitched uncontrollably. Then she searched for Qin Nuan, um, school beauty...
Cong Rong? Scrolling, all the answers seed positive.
Even Cao Yingying had the beauty tag applied to her...
"I’ve discovered I really am extraordinary, everyone else gets introduced by their strengths, and it cos to , it’s all about flaws? And this line: ’Since this student is a minor and still under legal protection, onlookers and feeding are prohibited.’ What the hell is this?" Luo Qianqian’s eyes widened. "Who blacked out the webpage just to prank ? I am not a zoo monkey..."
Elvis lowered his head and touched his nose, remaining silent.
Luo Qianqian was right; indeed, her profile had been maliciously altered, and no matter how it was corrected, it would revert to this state by the next day. It was clearly targeted at Luo Qianqian. And importantly, he was no match for that person.
"When I first saw it a few days ago, I thought it was a prank too, but what they said wasn’t wrong, and they didn’t call you dumb, just didn’t introduce any strengths..." Qin Nuan tried to console Luo Qianqian, holding back laughter so hard her face turned beet red and her lips twitched, struggling to keep from smiling.
When Qin Nuan first saw it, she almost thought it described a zoo monkey, even prohibiting feeding.
"Let’s not dwell on this, hmph, the Great Saint is off to contact a big star now." If it’s going to be about monkeys, Luo Qianqian resigned herself to it, after all, even among monkeys, there are particularly formidable ones, just like the Great Sage Equalling Heaven.
"I can help you look through our sports team," Elvis finally offered, even though the team wasn’t large, they were quite athletic.
Luo Qianqian nodded and imdiately sent a ssage to Luo Yanran. But to her surprise, his call ca through the very next second.
"What’s up?" Luo Qianqian answered the call instantly, hesitating for a mont before bringing it to her ear. She then listened to the loud voice on the other side, which was inconveniently noisy and hard to hear clearly.
"I’m saying, leave it to ." Luo Yanran was roaring, and then it seed like he moved to a quieter area, and the background noise reduced slightly, "Is Nuannuan going with you? Will you be able to get back by five?" His voice was full of unease.
Luo Qianqian felt a headache coming on. So at tis like this, the first thing you worry about is whether your plans can go smoothly and on ti?
"I don’t know," Luo Qianqian pouted, glanced at Qin Nuan, who instantly caught Luo Qianqian’s drift and realized the reason for Luo Yanran’s call. She covered her mouth and chuckled, but the genuine emotion in her eyes and the happiness flowing across her face were undeniable.
"What can you know, really, okay, gotta hang up," Luo Yanran said and then ended the call.
Luo Qianqian stood there gaping at her phone where the call had already been disconnected: "Luo Yanran, you are sothing else!"
"Cough, cough." Qin Nuan coughed softly twice, turned her head, and didn’t look at Luo Qianqian right then.
Then, Qin Nuan’s phone rang. She checked the screen, covered her mouth, and took the call. After a brief chat, she walked into the kitchen and stayed there for a long while before coming back out.
Not long after she ca out, Luo Qianqian’s phone buzzed again, this ti with a ssage: Okay, it’s sorted. Co back early. We still have to eat cake after all.
Luo Qianqian clicked her tongue, "Tsk, tsk..."
"Why the tsk tsk? Co on, let’s buy so things—like knives, scissors, ropes..." Qin Nuan was eager.
Luo Qianqian’s eyes were nearly popping out: "What are you planning to do? Kidnap soone? Collect a ransom?"
"Self-defense," Qin Nuan waved her fist. "I think nunchakus could be excellent too."
"I think going on a date with Luo Yanran would be the best," Luo Qianqian’s lips twitched uncontrollably, bringing all that stuff, even if it’s for self-defense, what about it? It’s obvious you intend to fight, preditated, right? How can that be considered legitimate self-defense? Not the slightest bit legitimate..."
"What are you talking about?" Qin Nuan rolled her eyes. "Then you tell , what should we bring?"
"Anti-wolf spray, the kind that’s sharp and stings the eyes, sharp pencils, lock-picking bobby pins, and also... um, tools for trimming eyebrows or shaving knives for cutting ropes," Luo Qianqian earnestly counted on her fingers.
Luo Qianqian felt a headache. "You’re pretty familiar with this, huh?"
"Of course, how can you say I’ve watched over seven hundred episodes of... Detective Conan and... and... Tom and Jerry, and Sheriff Black Cat." Luo Qianqian was about to say she had watched over seven hundred episodes of Detective Conan but then realized that wasn’t possible with the current series updates, so she quickly added a couple of cartoons.
"Are you trying to learn perfect cris from elentary school kids?" Qin Nuan also felt a headache, feeling like Luo Qianqian’s focus when watching cartoons was quite off.
Qin Nuan, dear, your sense of focus is pretty off too, isn’t it? Is it really the ti to focus on the issue of watching cartoons?
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