The pirates, not wanting to be unlucky, fell silent and stared dumbly at the Pirate Leader.
"Screwball!"
The Pirate Leader cursed, wiped his mouth with his arm, and glanced down inadvertently. He found that what had fallen by his lips earlier was a blob of poop. Now he was furious. No wonder his n didn’t dare make a sound — it turned out he’d eaten poop. Instantly, his stomach churned, and he couldn’t help but hurl to the side.
"Blegh... Blegh...!"
"Ha ha ha...!" From mid-air ca a sharp, piercing laugh.
Everyone looked up and saw a bird perched on the mast, laughing like a human. However, the laugh was too shrill.
"You nasty bird, dead bird! How dare you poop on my big brother’s head. Do you have a death wish?" One of the lackeys cursed at the bird viciously.
The others chid in, "Yeah, yeah, shoot it down and avenge our big brother."
Soone drew a bow and arrow and shot at the bird...
"Whoosh!"
"Chirp chirp, bad guy, bad guy, big bad guy," the bird flew away, shouting as it went.
The Horse Thieves were taken aback, saying, "Wow! Big brother, this bird can talk!"
Having just licked bird poop, the Pirate Leader was feeling sick, his face green and lips pale, collapsing onto the ground: "Kill... Kill it for . Damn it, dares to poop on my head?"
"Big brother, that dead bird has already flown away."
"Can’t even deal with a bird! You... you’re useless, good-for-nothings."
"Big brother, have a sip of water to rinse your mouth."
"Hmmph!" The Pirate Leader took the water, gulped hard several tis, and spat it out repeatedly until he felt a bit better.
"Damn stinking bird, catch it for , skin it, pluck its feathers," the Pirate Leader cursed furiously.
Xiao Jiu flapped back to Xuexue’s shoulder, shouting, "Master, master, there are bad people, bad people. They want to shoot Xiao Jiu, bad people, all bad people."
Long Yi asked, "What did you do to them just now?"
"Nothing."
Xiao Jiu would never admit to Long Yi that it had pooped on soone’s head just now! Otherwise, it would beco a dark spot in history and be laughed at.
Long Yi didn’t believe it: "If you didn’t do anything bad, why would they shoot arrows at you?"
Xiao Jiu replied, "Maybe they saw how handso I am and got jealous."
"You’re just a nasty bird, what do they have to be jealous of? Your abundance of feathers?"
"Probably! After all, my plumage is admired by many birds," Qin Bird replied proudly, oblivious to Long Yi’s sarcasm.
On the opposite pirate ship.
A lackey said, "Big brother, look, that nasty bird is from the ship opposite. Maybe the poop incident was their doing."
"What?"
The Pirate Leader looked up and saw the bird that pooped on him was perched on the shoulder of a stunning young lady, acting intimately. Furious, he shouted, "Unacceptable! Brothers, get over there and destroy these bastards. They think they’re invincible, daring to use a bird to insult . They’re tired of living!"
On hearing this, the pirates’ spirits rose rapidly, high weapons raised, the voices shook the earth, shouting: "Kill them, kill them."
Imdiately, the pirates pulled out iron hooks tied to ropes, flinging them across to Xuexue’s ship, where they clanged and caught on the hull.
Then, dozens of pirates, using all their might, pulled hard, trying to draw Xuexue’s ship closer. Only then could they board smoothly for the raid.
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