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Now reading: Chapter 1044: 597: The Imitator (2) from Rebirth: Slice-of-life Cultivation, a Comedy novel by Rebirth: Slice-of-life Cultivation.

Chapter 1044: Chapter 597: The Imitator (2)

Doggy’s face dropped, not happy: “Alright.”

Yan Bo thought about it, still needing to win people over, he said:

“How about this, I’ll consult with my brother, you can just ride his motorcycle.”

Doggy: “Huh?”

Thursday morning.

Before early study began, Jiang Yanan went to the back row to chat with Lu Qiqi.

“Qiqi, recently there’s a guy chasing after , constantly ssaging . I don’t know how to not reply.” Jiang Yanan was distressed about this.

Her looks weren’t as good as Bai Yuxia and Shen Qing’e, yet she had many pursuers and often got friend requests out of nowhere.

People who added her as a friend often liked to hide their identity and wouldn’t tell her who they were.

This behavior really annoyed Jiang Yanan.

Lu Qiqi: “Give the chat history.”

Jiang Yanan handed her the phone.

Lu Qiqi looked through it for a while and snickered: “Guys are really sothing, always telling you to take care of your health and wear more clothes.”

Jiang Yanan: “Yeah, he texts daily and has promised to always do so in the future, never stopping.”

“Once I didn’t reply, he told replying to ssages is basic social etiquette.”

Usually, there were three or four people saying good morning and good night to her, plus often initiating chats. Jiang Yanan didn’t want to chat but had to force herself to reply, wasting a lot of ti.

Lu Qiqi laughed: “This is too funny, are you working as custor service here?”

Using Jiang Yanan’s phone, she replied: “Stop sending these, I’m not stupid, I know when it’s cold!”

“Always asking to wear more. If you truly care: Shirt size L, pants size L, shoe size 38.”

Lu Qiqi sent the ssage quickly, Jiang Yanan didn’t have ti to stop her. After clicking send, she added:

“Rember this, Yanan, if anyone pesters you again, reply like I did.”

Seeing the ssage sent, Jiang Yanan was anxious: “Qiqi, what are you doing?”

The phone buzzed, the guy replied: “What do you an?”

Lu Qiqi: “What do you an, can’t you understand?”

Guy: “Are you asking for clothes? I misjudged you, didn’t think you’d be this kind of person!”

Lu Qiqi: “Oh right right, that’s exactly it.”

And then Jiang Yanan got unfriended.

Lu Qiqi laughed: “So much for the person who promised to always send you good night, n’s words, haha.”

“I’m telling you, these morning and night greetings are the cheapest things because they can’t give you anything!” Lu Qiqi despised this the most.

Chatting with Cui Yu, ng Gui stroked his ten-centiter-length hair publicly and voiced an opposing view:

“Boys at our age mostly have nothing, being able to say good morning and good night is already comndable.”

Lu Qiqi sneered at ng Gui’s appearance, eyes showing so disdain, she asked:

“Have you ever dated?”

ng Gui affird: “Of course I have.”

Upon hearing this, Dan Kaiquan, Guo Kunnan, and Cui Yu all turned to look, they hadn’t expected that soone as peculiar as ng Gui had dated before, how did he manage that?

Fate isn’t fair!

Lu Qiqi asked again: “Which year was it?”

No matter how he answered, Lu Qiqi vowed she’d use the sharpest language to criticize ng Gui harshly, letting him know the consequences of contradicting her!

ng Gui opened his mouth: “2015.”

Lu Qiqi was stunned for a mont, thought she heard wrong: “Which year?”

“2015.” ng Gui confird.

After counting back and forth several tis to confirm it wasn’t wrong, Lu Qiqi finally couldn’t help but ask: “Isn’t it 2014 now?”

ng Gui candidly confessed: “That’s right, I’m full of hope for next year.”

Lu Qiqi still found an excuse to criticize ng Gui: “Honestly, with your current image, us girls aren’t interested, let alone 2015, even in 16, 17, or 18 you still won’t find anyone.”

“Look at your hair, it’s too distracting, hurry up and cut it!” Lu Qiqi was astounded, what guy has hair standing ten centiters tall?

ng Gui touched his hair styled with gel, “Can’t cut it, if I cut my hair, I won’t be 1.8 ters anymore.”

Lu Qiqi saw a few boys discussing relationships, she listened for a bit, then launched into mocking mode, her mouth ruthless:

“You guys still want to date soone?”

“Guo Kunnan, your skin is too dark, I suggest you whiten it, and shave your beard, then you might barely look human.”

“Cui Yu, the hair in your nostrils is about to grow out, can’t you cut it? Disgusting!”

“Dan Kaiquan, change your clothes, really low class.”

She criticized them one by one, using this thod to strike at the boys, gaining a sense of superiority from it, showing off her status.

When it was Wang Longlong’s turn, Lu Qiqi continued her sharp remarks: “You should go lose weight, to be honest, being chubby is really not attractive.”

Then, she glanced at Ma Shicheng who was morizing words, showing a look of disdain, waving her hand in front of her nose as if swatting flies, making a very disgusted expression:

“Ma Shicheng, didn’t you wash your hair this morning?”

“Your hair is sticking up on one side, and your hairstyle is really outdated and ugly.”

Ma Shicheng was morizing words when he suddenly suffered an unexpected attack, he replied:

“Yeah, my dirt is ant to bury you.”

Unlike the peaceful ti in Class 8.

At the school gate, Chai Wei hobbled to the entrance with a crutch.

Never before had he been so much in the spotlight as he is now, the surrounding students were watching him, and Chai Wei was also looking at the students around him.

He was a scenery in himself.

Wu Yunzhi and Shang Wanqing walked into the campus together, both took several glances at Chai Wei, especially Shang Wanqing, with her big Ka Zilan eyes wide open.

The strange looks made Chai Wei feel pricked all over, his skin crawling with goosebumps.

The intense discomfort caused Chai Wei to move his crutch quickly forward, “Thud, thud, thud!” Truly moving like the wind!

“Wow, he’s walking so fast!”

“First ti seeing a cripple walk so fast!” exclaid the students around, astonished.

The commotion grew larger, so Chai Wei had to slow down to a normal pace.

But people’s eyes were still glued to him, as if hoping he’d repeat his earlier performance.

Chai Wei was angry and distressed, yet he couldn’t discard the crutch.

He visited a private clinic last night, cleaned his wound, applied dicine, and wrapped it with gauze, for now, he can only rely on a crutch.

Actually, with such injuries, he could choose to take leave, but the anger in his heart drove him to school, he wanted to make Pang Jiao pay in blood!

Chai Wei endured humiliation, inching forward bit by bit, just then, Liu Chuandao, with a bun hanging from his mouth, also entered the school gate.

He saw Director Wang guarding the school gate, and suddenly felt tense, ‘Damn, why is this bastard here today?’

Once, Liu Chuandao had a conflict with Dan Kaiquan in the classroom, and they were about to fight when Director Wang from the Security Office suddenly burst into the classroom.

To resolve the situation, Wang Longlong lied that Liu Chuandao was physically hindered, a cripple.

Director Wang couldn’t find a reason, left in anger, but rembered Liu Chuandao as a cripple, so for the lie he told before, whenever entering through the gate with Director Wang there, Liu Chuandao always pretended to be crippled.

Liu Chuandao stepped out, naturally leaning his body, then limped into the school.

Pretended to be a fake cripple, with all limbs intact, naturally walked faster than a real cripple.

Before long, Liu Chuandao limped past Chai Wei.

As he passed Chai Wei, Liu Chuandao glanced in surprise, then recognized it was Chai Wei from his class.

Joy blossod in Liu Chuandao’s heart, which spread to his face: ‘Holy crap, did he really get crippled last night?’

‘Good, good, good, now Pang Jiao is definitely dood!’

At the sa ti, Chai Wei also saw Liu Chuandao.

He had long forgotten the details of Liu Chuandao’s conflict with Dan Kaiquan, at this mont seeing the physically fit Liu Chuandao pretend to walk crippled with a smile on his face, Chai Wei’s face turned livid:

‘Too much! Too much!’

How hateful to mimic his walk right in front of him!

Liu Chuandao noticed Chai Wei staring at his walking posture, and his face turning green, realizing he misunderstood, Liu Chuandao quickly straightened up:

“Ah Wei, let explain, I didn’t…”

Seeing him straighten up, perfectly healthy, Chai Wei’s anger nearly boiled over, glaring at him: ‘This person is digging his own grave!’

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