December 28, 2014, Sunday evening.
Since this weekend only granted one day off, many boarding students did not return ho, choosing instead to wait for the New Year’s short holiday.
In the back row on the north side of Class 8, Duan Shigang ran over and asked, "Nobody’s responding to my post at all!"
Wang Longlong looked up, "What kind of post did you make? Let see."
Duan Shigang pulled out his phone, showing the post titled [Seeking Help from Everyone, Any Birthday Gifts Around 100 Bucks?]
However, beneath this post, there were only a handful of replies, half of which were Duan Shigang bumping the thread, and two ’sympathy bumps’.
Professor Wang Longlong instructed, "You can’t post like this."
He deleted the post and edited it to say [Frankly speaking, any birthday gift under 100 bucks is trash, disagree? Co debate with ], and then reposted it.
Wang Longlong said, "This is a more universal template."
Just a couple minutes after the post was sent, Duan Shigang noticed people insulting him, as well as others bringing reasons to debate with him.
Duan Shigang was grateful, "Amazing! You’re indeed an expert."
Wang Longlong was indifferent, smugly saying, "These dia tactics, actually, are very simple. Just ask anything."
Chen Qian, who was throwing out the trash, adjusted his glasses and boasted of his knowledge, "The so-called three elents of news dia are tiliness, authenticity, and accuracy."
Duan Shigang respectfully admired, "Professional!"
Previously, he only knew how to ss around, living muddle-headedly, only realizing after coming to Class 8 that his instinct for roughhousing had no use, and compared to these talented folks with divine skills, he was truly lacking!
Wang Longlong waved his hand, smiled, and said, "Brother Qian is indeed correct, but that’s in the most ideal state. Based on my view, from a human nature perspective, the three elents should be cutting segnts, taking anings, and creating opposition!"
Chen Qian pondered for a few seconds, slowly nodding, "I’ve learned sothing."
Wang Longlong smoothed his non-existent beard, thinking highly of his dia experience, deeming it the best in Class 8.
Duan Shigang witnessed a battle of experts, thinking deeply, as he looked down at his phone and found dozens of replies, with a variety of gift suggestions, like dolls, cool lamps, or cute cups, all sorts of options.
Duan Shigang was very satisfied, praising, "Only you could pull this off, I think I can settle a birthday gift with 100 bucks now."
Lu Qiqi, sitting on the desk playing with her phone, heard about a 100-buck gift and imdiately laughed, over-the-top.
She remarked, "Hahaha, a 100-buck birthday gift, why not just give a girl freedom instead."
Wang Longlong listened silently, thinking 100 bucks was quite a bit. Many rural students in the class, like Guo Kunnan, typically had just a bit over 100 for six days a week, including als, snacks, and daily necessities.
Lu Qiqi continued, "It’s been cold recently, a guy told to wear more clothes, I told him to just transfer so money, and he sent 520, it cracked up, what kind of clothes can that money buy."
Hu Jun cast a look of disbelief, "520 isn’t enough to buy clothes?"
Lu Qiqi laughed, "Of course it is, not only can you buy clothes, but you could also get a villa, and there’s enough left for a sports car."
At the end, her face turned cold.
Hu Jun: "Oh co on, you’re exaggerating. Last ti I bought a cotton coat for my mom for only 168 bucks."
That was from helping Qi Tianheng train a cat, earning him 8000 bucks, and he hadn’t even spent half of it yet.
Lu Qiqi: "Tsk, my mom says a down jacket costs over a thousand."
Hu Jun: "My mom says as long as the clothes are warm, that’s enough."
Lu Qiqi: "My mom says n who argue with won are cowards."
Hu Jun: "My mom says that virtuous won just work silently and don’t argue with n."
Lu Qiqi exploded, "Enough with your this, your that, go tell my mom!"
Hu Jun: "Send your mom’s WeChat."
In a fit of anger, Lu Qiqi handed over her mom’s WeChat to Hu Jun.
Wang Longlong’s eyelid twitched, ’You’re being foolish, Qiqi!’
Lu Qiqi montarily triumphed over Hu Jun, and now, there was no one to block her, leaving a path to the bright future of independent womanhood wide open.
She spoke again, "So, Duan Shigang, a 100-buck birthday gift, it’s really unnecessary to give to a girl, it’s not presentable at all."
She continued with a few reasons, thoroughly belittling Duan Shigang.
Duan Shigang, puzzled, said, "Who said it’s for a girl, it’s for a good buddy."
Lu Qiqi’s sneering expression froze.
Her expression shifted uncertainly for a while before awkwardly saying, "Then 100 is enough."
After Lu Qiqi left the classroom, Duan Shigang asked curiously, "I just saw her screen, she saved that guy’s na as ATM, what does that an?"
Ma Shicheng replied, "It ans Ultraman, the light of her life."
Wang Longlong: "Cool."
Duan Shigang: "Okay, okay, okay."
Learned sothing new.
...
Gradually, more students filled the classroom.
Yu Wen and Jiang Yanan were huddled watching a video, Yu Wen was surprised, "This woman is really pretty! Why are all the comnts below bashing her, it’s too much!"
Jiang Yanan: "Yeah, she does look good."
Yu Wen, indignant, turned around and showed her phone to Xue Yuantong and the others, "What do you guys think of this girl’s looks?"
Xue Yuantong saw a black woman singing on the screen and said, "Not good looking, I don’t like this type."
Yu Wen’s attempt was unsuccessful, if Bai Yuxia had said this, she would have definitely backed off, after all, Bai Yuxia herself was exceedingly attractive, her grades, background, and everything else crushed the girls in the class, she wouldn’t dare contradict.
But Xue Yuantong, being small and immature-looking, Yu Wen retorted imdiately, "Oh, so you feel superior, huh?"
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