Capítulo 1396: Chapter 776: The Great River Frozen Over (Part 2)
Yu Wen acted accordingly.
Cui Yu: “Haha, so cool, wearing the hat makes you love no one else!”
ng Gui: “Indeed, it’s beautiful!”
Yu Wen lost herself in the stream of praises, her smile was wildly complacent. It’s hard to imagine how shocked the class monitor would be to see his hat found the world’s best model.
Cui Yu: “It’s gorgeous, lower the hat a bit more.”
“Yeah, a bit lower!”
Yu Wen continued to lower the hat until it covered her eyes.
Cui Yu exclaid: “So handso!”
“Bang!” Yu Wen bumped right into a pole and fell to the ground.
Cui Yu slapped his thigh and laughed!
…
The steps at the entrance of the canteen were splashed with hot water by the staff and covered with hard cardboard to prevent slipping.
There were 8 people at the table, but only 7 were present.
Bai Yuxia arrived a little earlier, and when Jiang Ning and Xue Yuantong arrived, the pumpkin soup and buns were already served.
Chen Siyu noticed and said affectionately: “Yuxia, you’re too virtuous!”
Tang Fu put her two long legs by the table, biting on a bun: “It was !”
Bai Yuxia: “Your bowl was done by her.”
Not one to be ungrateful, Chen Siyu thanked: “Fufu, you’re diligent!”
Tang Fu: “Why can’t it be virtuous?”
Xue Yuantong said slyly: “Because if soone’s very capable and tall, it doesn’t usually go hand-in-hand with being virtuous.”
Tang Fu, puzzled: “I see, so only short people can be called virtuous, and I can only be diligent.”
Xue Yuantong: “…”
The first round of battle was lost.
Bai Yuxia covered her mouth and coughed, thinking Tongtong was carefree every day, yet unexpectedly, here she was feeling down?
Xue Yuantong gestured a signal to Chen Siyu across the table.
Chen Siyu understood the signal to attack together, she unhesitatingly betrayed Fufu who had just helped her with serving the al.
Chen Siyu began to search for strategies, 1,2,3, failed to find any.
Chen Siyu then asked her sister for tactics, 1,2,3, another failure.
Xue Yuantong: “…”
Originally a team of three, now it’s just her alone.
Xue Yuantong fought solo, while Tang Fu peeled a boiled egg, revealing the smooth white inside. She took a light bite, her teeth neat and white, giving one a comfortable feeling.
Xue Yuantong had an idea: “Fufu, is the egg tasty?”
Tang Fu: “Delicious, why?”
Xue Yuantong: “Can I have a bite?”
Tang Fu agreed.
Xue Yuantong tore off a small piece of egg white and tasted it, saying: “It’s really tasty.”
Feigning surprise: “No wonder it’s so good, it’s a hen’s egg!”
Tang Fu blinked: “How do you know it’s a hen’s egg?”
Xue Yuantong seriously: “Isn’t this a basic skill? I could tell just by tasting it.”
Tang Fu, puzzled: “Why can’t I tell?”
Chen Siyu jumped in to help: “Because you’re dumb!”
Xue Yuantong rewarded her with a look, no wonder she’s her trusty sidekick Siyu, she clearly understood her plan.
Tang Fu: “How can you tell?”
Chen Siyu began to explain: “There’s a fifty percent chance it’s a hen’s egg, and a fifty percent chance it’s a rooster’s egg, right? Forgot to tell you, I’m a master of probability.”
Bai Yuxia was puzzled: ‘Why does this situation seem to be going wrong?’
Tang Fu was baffled, Xue Yuantong watched her misery with a smile, Chen Siyu followed Tongtong’s lead and was equally happy.
Xue Yuantong finally stopped teasing her and revealed the answer: “Because roosters don’t lay eggs.”
Upon hearing this, Tang Fu had a sudden realization.
Chen Siyu was shocked.
Xue Yuantong: “Siyu, what’s up?”
Chen Siyu stamred, “Haha, I’m fine, I’m fine.”
Bai Yuxia had already seen through Siyu’s foolishness and silently rated her: “Top-notch.”
…
After eating, I returned to the classroom.
Jiang Ning was browsing forums at his desk, checking out what was happening in Emperor’s Bar.
Despite Jiang Ning’s abilities now being beyond the realm of ordinary people, he is still fascinated by the diversity of human behavior, enjoying the chaos of the online world with a transcendent mindset, occasionally playing the role of justice warrior, and never getting enough of it.
Next to him, Xue Yuantong was playing a ga. She was imrsed in an online tank ga, driving a tank in a battlefield, enjoying the intense confrontation.
At this ti, Duan Shigang rushed to the group of four desks and found Jiang Ning, sincerely seeking advice: “Brother Ning, how do you drift like that? Can you share so skills?”
This morning, he saw Jiang Ning’s impressive drifting in the campus, and was astonished. Being a forr mber of Ghost Fire, Duan Shigang’s pursuit of car skills was ingrained in his soul.
The forr leader, after coming to Class 8, beca more adaptable.
Jiang Ning hadn’t answered yet when his desk mate Xue Yuantong said while playing her ga, “Just ride your bike a little faster, then hit the brakes and sway the handlebars; adjust in the middle and you’ll learn how to drift like you’re on ice.”
She spoke half-jokingly.
Duan Shigang was puzzled: “That simple?”
Jiang Ning: “Yep, that’s how I drift.”
Duan Shigang listened and felt he’d gained the skill.
He was sowhat skeptical if there was any trick to it, but seeing Jiang Ning’s deanor, he indeed seed sincere.
Duan Shigang noticed Xue Yuantong holding her phone, absorbed in an intense tank ga. The girl tied her hair into a bun, and he suddenly recalled a mory from years ago, feeling familiar.
Duan Shigang abruptly asked: “Xue Yuantong, did you attend Iron Middle School during junior high?”
Xue Yuantong turned her face: “Yes.”
Duan Shigang realized, “No wonder, I just felt familiar watching you play. I rember one ti going to Qiu Die’s class and seeing you with your head down doing howork.”
Actually, back then Xue Yuantong was helping Qiu Die and several other girls with their howork. Her diligence and quick completion allowed her to avoid Qiu Die’s group’s bullying.
It’s worth noting that Qiu Die’s group had committed several ‘big acts’ in the girls’ dormitory back then.
Duan Shigang said: “I had a nickna at Iron Middle back then, Brother Gang, ever heard of it?”
Xue Yuantong nodded: “I’ve heard.”
But they never interacted, as Qiu Die’s group discussed the ‘Iron Middle hierarchy,’ categorizing ranks into different levels.
Qiu Die was in the middle tier; Deng Xiang, who could casually gather a dozen brothers, was in the upper tier, while Duan Shigang stood alone beyond the realm, lonely at the top.
As for Xue Yuantong, she naturally fell into the category of insignificant ants, so they never really t.
Duan Shigang boasted: “Back in the day, I…”
Yu Wen rolled her eyes under her hat: “Cut it out, you couldn’t even beat Pang Jiao, yet you boast…”
Duan Shigang couldn’t save face: “Back in my junior high.”
Wang Yan Yan’s sharp voice ca out: “Back in your junior high, what?”
Duan Shigang awkwardly laughed: “Haha, back in junior high, I’d have gladly shared the Iron Middle realm with Pang Jiao!”
Jiang Yanan was looking at confession walls on the forums, and patted Yu Wen: “Wenwen, look quickly, Cui Yu from our class got exposed.”
Yu Wen, who had just been pranked by Cui Yu that morning, gritted her teeth: “Must have deserved it!”
Jiang Yanan: “Nope.”
Yu Wen glanced at the screen, seeing Cui Yu’s lanky figure and sleazy face.
Below it was a caption: “The first ti I saw him, I fell in love. The way he got his food in the cafeteria made stop in admiration. Seeing him made my heart tremble; I hope soone who knows him can help find him!”
Yu Wen felt disgusted: “What kind of taste, calling this handso?”
Jiang Yanan was equally baffled but said: “Different strokes for different folks.”
Yu Wen retorted: “Who loves rotten cabbage?”
The girls reacted intensely, and the boys in the class had a strong reaction too. Guo Kunnan sourly remarked: “Damn, Cui Yu’s on the confession wall; when will I get this treatnt?”
Dan Kaiquan: “Ridiculous, you’ve been up there before!”
Guo Kunnan’s face darkened.
Cao Kun couldn’t understand either, but he blessed: “Cui Yu is about to fall in love.”
Wang Longlong picked up a microphone, interviewing Cui Yu about his feelings.
Cui Yu grinned sleazily: “Feels aweso, really aweso, super aweso!”
Everyone worked together, soon Cui Yu’s detailed information appeared in the forum.
Soon after, before class started, a new post popped up, featuring Cui Yu’s picture and detailed info: “Hello everyone, I slipped in the cafeteria this morning, and it was him standing beside laughing loudly. I hope everyone sees his ridiculous face!”
Wang Longlong: “Oh no, Cui Yu, you got baited.”
Underneath the post, a group of girls rallied, mocking Cui Yu, the most aggressive even posted a photo of a handso guy, “Sisters, I initially doubted your taste, but today I saw a super handso guy. This is the boy we like, using your post’s popularity to find him!”
Cui Yu glanced and realized to his surprise it was an acquaintance’s photo, Wu Yunzhi!
Even caught in a candid shot, Wu Yunzhi’s looks were stunning.
Irritated, Cui Yu replied: “Oh, you spotted my son.”
The female poster imdiately replied: “Dad! Do I look like your daughter-in-law?”
Cui Yu replied to her: “Sorry, I’m his classmate.”
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