Rebirth: Slice-of-life Cultivation Chapter 1418 - 787: Worlds Apart

Evening, Fourth Middle School Cafeteria.

Table 26, Huang Yuzhu holding a basket of buns with both hands, his feet on the floor, walking steadily.

Wang Longlong cheered: "Wow, Yu Zhu, you’re really skilled, top-notch at grabbing food!"

Huang Yuzhu laughed with his teeth showing. He looked at the table, Dan Kaiquan and Lu Yaya were there, but the middle spot was missing one person, oh, turns out ’King of Corny Jokes, Guo Kunnan’ wasn’t there.

Wang Longlong: "Brother Quan, where’s Brother Nan?"

Dan Kaiquan picked up a piece of bun: "Today everyone was lying in the dorm, and he said it’s too decadent, so he went out alone saying he needs to progress."

Wang Longlong said: "Oh, Brother Nan has awakened!"

Tan iling wrinkled her nose: "Your boys’ dormitory is indeed decadent, don’t even ntion that sll!"

At the neighboring table, Liu Chuandao stretched out his head and asked sleazily: "iling, how do you know the sll of the boys’ dormitory, could it be you once... hehe."

Tan iling said frankly: "Yeah, I’ve slept in the boys’ dormitory before."

Liu Chuandao was ready to tease, but suddenly choked.

Is this girl really that bold?

Dan Kaiquan shocked: "Huh, you?"

Tan iling sounded disdainful: "When I was in first grade, I lived in the dormitory building, the previous boys lived there, so dorms slled awful!"

Not two minutes passed when Guo Kunnan returned, travel-worn, his face full of smiles, first checking out the gentle and virtuous Lu Yaya, then shouting: "Brothers, missed ?"

Dan Kaiquan: "Where did you run off to?"

Guo Kunnan said: "Went out to handle so things."

Seeing Lu Yaya not paying attention, Guo Kunnan thought to himself, and began to liven up the atmosphere: "A little boy was mimicking the TV, asking his dad, saying, ’Dad, where have you been?’ The dad didn’t respond, the mom nearby chuckled, so the little boy looked at his mom and said sothing, guess what he said?"

As he finished speaking, the table fell silent, everyone looked at him.

Wang Longlong, seeing no one responded, stepped in to save face: "What did he say?"

Guo Kunnan: "He said, ’Mom, you laugh what?’"

After saying this, Guo Kunnan laughed heartily.

At the entire table, only he laughed.

Tan iling felt unbearably awkward, silently sipping her soup.

Lu Yaya continued eating without saying a word.

Huang Yuzhu showed an awkward yet polite smile.

Wang Longlong: "Laugh, why aren’t you all laughing?"

Table 29.

"Si Yu posted on QQ Space today, she picked so big strawberries at the strawberry garden!" Xue Yuantong said to Bai Yuxia.

Bai Yuxia: "Yeah, saw it."

"She hasn’t arrived, guess what she’ll say when she cos?" Xue Yuantong crossed her arms.

Bai Yuxia wondered, how could she guess what Chen Siyu would say?

Tang Fu, drinking porridge, smiled and spoke: "Isn’t this easy! When she arrives, she’d definitely stare at the table..."

Tang Fu made a surprised expression, exaggerating: "Oh my God! Who served rice, you’re too wonderful to ! Let tell you, today I picked super big strawberries, especially sweet!"

Bai Yuxia glanced at her and continued eating her bun.

At that mont, the twin sisters appeared at the cafeteria entrance, holding hands, and quickly ran to table 29.

Chen Siyu stared at her spot filled with a bowl of rice, she exclaid in surprise: "Oh my God! Who served rice, it’s so good of you!"

"Let tell you, I today..."

After speaking, Chen Siyu looked strangely at her friends, "Why are you all looking at ?"

She naturally touched her cheek, thinking sothing dirty was on her face.

Tang Fu cross-legged, quite pleased.

Bai Yuxia: "Surprised at your similarity to Tang Fu."

Chen Siyu didn’t feel being equated with Tang Fu was a glorious thing, she felt her class was lowered.

...

Evening self-study.

The generous Chen Siyu shared strawberries with everyone to eat, even Yu Wen and others in the front row got two.

Xue Yuantong happily scrolling her phone, eating strawberries at the sa ti, occasionally asking Jiang Ning questions.

"Jiang Ning, do you know what happens when a piece of ginger is cut into four pieces?"

Jiang Ning remained silent.

Xue Yuantong chuckled: "It’s Jiang, Jiang, Jiang, Jiang!"

Jiang Ning: "..."

She asked again: "If one day, I get lost in Chuchu City, send you a ssage to quickly co find , and Chuchu sends you a ssage to wait at ho, if you can only reply to one ssage, what would you reply?"

Jiang Ning didn’t understand why she always thought of such foolish questions?

And always asked these questions, wanting his answer.

Jiang Ning thought of many junk ssages that often marked the end with "reply TD to unsubscribe," he said expressionlessly: "TD."

Xue Yuantong was montarily stunned, then got angry: "Good for you, Jiang Ning!"

"Today, for skiing with you, I’m so tired, my waist hurts..."

Chen Siyu caught the keyword [waist hurts], she imdiately leaned over triumphantly: "The famous Chen ’sobody’ is known as a renowned gynecology master, co, I’ll give you a rub!"

Xue Yuantong hesitated: "Does it work?"

Chen Siyu: "An old master, my sister gets a massage from every day."

Considering this, Xue Yuantong decided to drop her defenses.

Chen Siyu’s nimble hands slipped into Tongtong’s clothing from the hem.

She pressed Tongtong’s waist, asked: "Does it hurt here?"

Xue Yuantong answered honestly: "It hurts."

Chen Siyu moved to her butterfly bones position: "Here?"

Xue Yuantong: "Hurts."

Chen Siyu shifted her hand again, touched the beauty line, and pressed: "How about here?"

Xue Yuantong: "Hurts!"

Chen Siyu was puzzled: "Why does every part hurt, you’re quite severe?"

Xue Yuantong complained: "Everything hurts from your pressing."

Chen Siyu’s magic touch failed, in order to compensate, she handed her phone to Tongtong to play.

Xue Yuantong first checked Si Yu’s ho screen, found no ga icons, she opened QQ next, browsed around in space, accidentally clicked on Baidu Netdisk when exiting, found out the software was actually locked.