Damn pig trotters...
His brother is damn pig trotters!!!
Hahahahaha...
Ji Yiyi was bent over laughing at Baby Ji’s serious yet childish comnts.
Ji Hanyu cast a cold glance over, making Ji Yiyi stifle his laughter. When he couldn’t hold it anymore, Ji Yiyi simply distanced himself and continued to laugh uncontrollably.
Ji Yiyi burst out laughing, "Hahahahaha, bro, you’re damn pig trotters, hahahaha..."
Ji Hanyu: "..."
"Ji... Yi... Yi..." Ji Hanyu said in a dangerous tone, "It’s been a while since I gave you a beating, are you itching for one?"
"..." Ji Yiyi gulped, imdiately silencing his laughter.
Ji Hanyu asked in a deep voice, "What does ’damn pig trotters’ an?"
Ji Yiyi: "..."
Little Beiting: "..."
"Pfft..." Ji Yiyi couldn’t hold it in, and he started laughing along with Little Beiting.
Ji Hanyu’s face darkened, and he stood up to enact household punishnt. Ji Yiyi picked up Little Beiting and ran away quickly.
For several minutes, Ji Hanyu could still hear the obnoxious, exaggerated laughter of Ji Yiyi and Little Beiting. Ji Hanyu’s face grew even darker, his temples throbbing.
Looking at the tightly closed bedroom door upstairs, Ji Hanyu sighed helplessly, it seed he was really angry this ti.
Ji Hanyu ordered a servant to bring over a ladder.
The bedroom was on the second floor, with a spacious balcony outside. Ji Hanyu had the ladder placed against the balcony.
Then he took the roses he’d just picked quickly and climbed up the ladder.
Ji Yiyi and Little Beiting sneaked over, hiding in the nearby bushes to watch the spectacle.
"Damn, bro is really sothing, coming up with such a crappy idea," Ji Yiyi expressed disdain.
Little Beiting poked Ji Yiyi’s forehead, "So, Third Uncle, do you have a better idea?"
Ji Yiyi: "..."
Uh... it seems, probably, actually, I don’t!
As Ji Hanyu’s foot reached the last step of the ladder, Bai Haoxue opened the door and walked out.
Ji Hanyu quickly handed over the bouquet of roses, but before he could put on the right expression, Bai Haoxue bent down and splashed a basin of cold water straight at him.
"Ahhhhhh... Little sister-in-law, can you keep your eyes open a bit, you splashed the wrong person..."
It turned out, with one hand holding the ladder, Ji Hanyu nimbly dodged the water, causing it to pour directly onto Ji Yiyi’s head below.
Ji Yiyi was instantly drenched like a drowned rat, while Little Beiting clutched his stomach, giggling like a little rooster.
"Haha, Third Uncle... your hairstyle is so stylish, hahahahaha..."
Feeling lucky to have escaped unscathed, Little Beiting pointed at Ji Yiyi with one hand and clutched his own stomach with the other, laughing openly, not hiding his glee at Ji Yiyi’s misfortune.
Seeing Ji Yiyi drenched like a drowned rat, Bai Haoxue said with a complicated expression, "You can only bla it on your last na being Ji."
Ji Yiyi: "..."
Ji Hanyu: "..."
Baby Ji: "..."
Oh my, Baby is also a Ji!
Ji Hanyu’s ladder was steadily set on the other side of the balcony, and as he was about to step onto it, Bai Haoxue approached him with a charming smile.
The next second, Bai Haoxue directly pushed the ladder away, "Get down now!"
However, Ji Hanyu didn’t fall; he placed his hand on the ladder, pushed off forcefully, and with a leap, he stood straight in front of Bai Haoxue, holding the roses...
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