Rember, at that ti Ji Hanyu awkwardly asked him, "Hey, Li Mingmo, how do you pursue a girl?"
"Whoa..." Li Mingmo was shocked and dug at his ears fiercely, "Ji Hanyu, did I hear you correctly? You actually have a girl you like? I always thought you liked ; I’ve been worried for so long."
Ji Hanyu: "..."
"Speak!" Ji Hanyu said in a deep voice, "Aren’t you the one who claims there’s no woman you can’t pursue?"
Li Mingmo proudly said, "Of course!"
Ji Hanyu, "Then just hurry up and say it!"
Li Mingmo: "...Is this how you ask for help?"
"I’ve heard..." Ji Hanyu said leisurely.
"Okay, stop!" Li Mingmo, "I’ll tell you, I’ll teach you, is that enough for you?"
"You need to use so techniques to pursue a girl."
Li Mingmo began to eloquently share his "Thirty-Six Strategies of Love," "For example, girls love flowers, so when she receives the flowers she likes, she’ll be over the moon."
"Create surprises, there’s no girl who doesn’t like surprises. Take her to the mountaintop to see stars, the moon, fireflies, and suddenly fireworks illuminate the sky with the words that you love her; she’ll feel as if she’s about to die of happiness."
"Of course, you also need to assert dominance, declare your feelings in front of everyone, and tell them all, this woman is mine and no one can covet her!"
"Lastly, you have to make your presence known from ti to ti. Run into her while she’s eating, while she’s going ho, occasionally create chance encounters; girls all believe in fate."
"They’ll believe the first ti is accidental, the second is inevitable, and the third is destiny."
Bai Haoxue listened to Li Mingmo finish, her eyes were complex, she rubbed her forehead, not knowing what to say for a mont.
Comparing Li Mingmo’s advice to what Ji Hanyu actually did, he really executed it thoroughly!
Li Mingmo also compared what Bai Haoxue said to the advice he gave back then.
Sigh, a fool is a fool, you’ll never expect him to turn into a genius.
Ji Hanyu’s emotional intelligence, he just has to hand it to him!
Li Mingmo gave Bai Haoxue a thumbs up, "Bai Haoxue, for Ji Hanyu to do all that and still win you over, you two really are true love, I believe in love again!"
Bai Haoxue: "..."
"Hey, where’s Ji Hanyu now?"
He was just here a mont ago.
Bai Haoxue, "When you were airing his dirty laundry, seeing the situation beco irreversible, he ran off."
Li Mingmo: "Indeed, if it were , I’d be embarrassed too, salute to him."
The just-returned Ji Hanyu: "..."
"Li Mingmo, you can go back to your doggy bed and sleep!"
Li Mingmo, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk... Look, look, look at your ugly face now, that’s typical rage from embarrassnt."
Ji Hanyu: "..."
"Bai Haoxue, I’ll trouble you to take care of that brat Xi Wei." Li Mingmo sighed, "That girl, she really doesn’t give people any peace."
After Li Mingmo left, Ji Hanyu looked at Bai Haoxue, his expression and gaze both a bit uneasy.
Bai Haoxue found it amusing. Before, when Ji Hanyu used those tactics to pursue her, she felt Ji Hanyu was at odds with her and deliberately trying to ss with her, taking revenge.
Now thinking about it, it seems he was like a kid who didn’t understand anything, didn’t know how to do anything, clearly had good intentions and wanted to do well, but it just always backfired...
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