22: Chapter 22 Officer, Did You Brush Your Teeth Today?
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[Please Bookmark] “Huh?”
Before Li Chen could finish his sentence, Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly let out a high-pitched scream.
She was indeed a virgin, and her…
hyn was indeed no longer there.
This guy had guessed it all right!
Two years ago, during a chase, she moved too sharply and unfortunately…
broke her hyn.
She had been brooding over it for a long ti and had not completely gotten over it even now.
Moreover, this was her own secret; no one else knew about it, not even her parents or her best friend.
How did he know about a secret only she was privy to?
Could it be that his eyes co with built-in infrared scanners?
Seeing Tang Xiaoxiao’s extre reaction and her pretty face flushed with embarrassnt, even her earlobes burning hot, Li Chen knew he had guessed correctly.
“Officer, do you believe what I’m saying now?”
Tang Xiaoxiao, mix of sha and anger, huffed: “Believe my ass, you fraud, hooligan, charlatan!”
After finishing her sentence, she roared at the others like a lioness: “What are you all staring at, Little Wang, Little Zhang, what are you whispering about?
Don’t you have work to do?
Hurry up and bring them all to the station!”
After a round of scolding, she glared fiercely at Li Chen with her almond eyes wide open.
“Hmph, don’t get smug.
Wait until we get to the station, we’ll see how I deal with you.”
Once at the police station, Tang Xiaoxiao and another officer, Little Wang, conducted a surprise interrogation of Li Chen.
“Na?”
“Li Chen!”
“Age?”
“18!”
“Occupation?”
“Student!”
Hearing Li Chen’s response that he was a student, Tang Xiaoxiao’s temper flared up again, and she stood up abruptly.
“You’re a student and should be in school, but you go whoring instead?”
The officer Little Wang, seeing Tang Xiaoxiao’s tendency to beco violent, quickly tugged at her arm.
“Officer Tang, please calm down and take a seat.
Students are under a lot of pressure nowadays.
It’s understandable that they go whoring to relax!”
Tang Xiaoxiao, still agitated, retorted: “But he can’t go whoring!
Is he the only student under pressure?
Don’t other students have the sa pressure?”
Li Chen sitting across from her was the picture of embarrassnt.
“I didn’t go whoring; I just went to get a normal haircut!”
Tang Xiaoxiao scoffed with a cold smile, “Heh, just you.
A hooligan through and through.
‘Innocent,’ are you kidding ?”
Li Chen retorted in frustration, “I can’t be bothered to explain to you.
Anyway, I didn’t go whoring; believe it if you want!”
“Ha, you cooked duck, still so stubborn!
Looks like you won’t admit it until I show you what I’m made of.”
Officer Little Wang, seeing Officer Tang roll up her sleeves, imdiately stepped forward to dissuade her.
“Xiaoxiao, calm down, please don’t be rash.
Director Zhao has reminded us to conduct a humanized interrogation and not resort to torture!”
Tang Xiaoxiao pushed him away, saying, “He’s like a stone in a latrine, stinky and tough.
Humanized interrogation won’t work on him.
Even if we interrogate him for three days and nights, I doubt he’ll confess!”
Without waiting for Little Wang to reply, she pushed him to the door.
“Little Wang, you stand guard outside.
No matter what you hear, don’t co in!”
Hearing Tang Xiaoxiao’s words, the sympathy in Officer Little Wang’s eyes for Li Chen was evident.
Who else should you provoke if not Tang Xiaoxiao?
Isn’t this like looking for shit with a lantern in a lavatory?
Nevertheless, Li Chen still sat there nonchalantly, with a breezy smile on his face.
“I’m hungry.
Do you have anything to eat here?
Instant noodles will do; I’m not picky!”
Seeing Li Chen, this shaless rogue, still have the nerve to ask for food, Tang Xiaoxiao’s knuckles started to crack audibly.
“Yeah, you’ll get so donkey burgers in a bit!”
“Xiaoxiao, take it easy, don’t accidentally kill soone!” Officer Little Wang, seeing the situation heating up, quickly stepped forward to persuade.
Moreover, he emphasized the words “kill soone” very heavily.
The implication was to remind Li Chen to quickly back down, apologize, and stop being stubborn.
“Hey, I’m telling you, Little Wang, why are you fussing like a woman?
No wonder you’re still single.
You’re too sissy; no girl would fancy you.”
“Xiaoxiao, I…”
“All right, I’ve got this under control.
If anything happens, I’ll take the fall.
Rember, no matter what you hear later, do not co in, got it?”
After saying that, Tang Xiaoxiao slamd the door shut, not waiting for Little Wang to reply, and to be safe, she locked the door from the inside.
Tang Xiaoxiao stood with her arms crossed, looking coldly at Li Chen.
At this mont, she was so angry she wanted to kill.
She shook her little fists, ready to pounce on Li Chen.
Seeing this, Li Chen pretended to panic and shouted: “There’s a surveillance cara in the interrogation room, you can’t use torture!”
Hearing Li Chen’s words, Tang Xiaoxiao imdiately stopped.
Then, she took big steps towards the surveillance cara and yanked the power plug out.
After dealing with all that, Tang Xiaoxiao crossed her arms again and sneered triumphantly.
“Hehe, no surveillance now!”
“Hmph, dare to ss with , Tang Xiaoxiao.
Today, I’ll make you sorry you ever crossed !”
Before she could finish speaking, Tang Xiaoxiao raised her fist and aid it at Li Chen.
Li Chen sidestepped easily, dodging Tang Xiaoxiao’s punch effortlessly.
“Officer, assault is illegal!”
Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly and shouted, “Hmph, assault is illegal, but you’re not even human!”
Li Chen looked embarrassed: “Uh, what am I then?”
“You are a gangster, a beast, a pervert!”
Before her words had ti to settle, her second fist was already calling on Li Chen’s body.
This ti, Li Chen did not dodge, as he took the punch squarely.
He then glared at Tang Xiaoxiao, enunciating each word deliberately, “Officer, we’re even now.
It’s ti to stop, don’t go too far, or else…”
Before he could finish, Tang Xiaoxiao’s third punch ca flying.
“You’ll do what?”
“I’ll…
play dead for you!” Before the words were out, Li Chen’s head tilted, and he fell over “dead.”
Seeing Li Chen feigning death, Tang Xiaoxiao kicked him and said angrily, “Get up, stop pretending!”
However, after kicking him five or six tis, Li Chen remained motionless, as if he was truly dead.
Tang Xiaoxiao panicked and quickly went over to check Li Chen’s breathing.
“No breath?
How’s that possible?”
Tang Xiaoxiao paced back and forth in distress, beads of sweat as large as beans fell from her fair, jade-like forehead.
Although her father was top brass at the city bureau, he couldn’t cover up a death.
What should she do, what should she do?
Ah, if she knew he couldn’t take a hit, she wouldn’t have struck.
Now, Tang Xiaoxiao was full of regret, glancing at Li Chen’s body, she fud, “What use are you, so big and tall but useless like a wax-head silver gun.”
Suddenly, so ergency response techniques taught in school ca to her mind.
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, artificial respiration!
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiao hesitated for a mont then moved in front of Li Chen, closed her eyes, and prepared to give him mouth-to-mouth.
However, as her lips were about to touch Li Chen’s, they were blocked by a big hand.
Sothing felt off to Tang Xiaoxiao, and she quickly opened her eyes.
She saw Li Chen staring at her with bright, wide-open eyes.
“Officer, have you brushed your teeth today?”
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