332: Chapter 330: Scared to Pee?
332: Chapter 330: Scared to Pee?
Mountains stretched on and on, where upon the summit stood a tall and straight figure.
This was a young man barely into his twenties, with a gaze as resolute as lightning, and a countenance as refined as a pine.
Yet, his face was sowhat pale.
After taking two steps forward, the young man suddenly clutched at his chest and ferociously spat out a mouthful of fresh blood.
“Indeed, the flying sword of Zhang Daoling, the Land Immortal, its re lingering might could gravely wound !”
The young man was none other than Li Chen.
Li Chen forcefully gathered his True Yuan, circulated it through the Big and Small 36 Circuits, and after ensuring there was no damage to his foundation, he finally took a long breath in relief.
He slightly adjusted his breath and then eagerly took out the Zhang Ling Sword, gently caressing it with his hands.
It appeared to be a top-grade Flying Sword.
Even if cast into the Cultivation World, it would still be a Magical Treasure only qualified for the use of elite disciples from major sects.
After carefully observing for a mont, Li Chen discovered several lines of Tadpole Inscriptions hidden on the blade of the sword.
For the following two hours, Li Chen dedicated himself to deciphering these obscure and difficult Tadpole Inscriptions.
“This seems to be the complete Magic and ntal thod of ‘Heaven and Earth are Limitless’!”
Having understood the aning of these inscriptions, Li Chen’s clear and profound eyes couldn’t help but light up with excitent.
The records above were the lifeti crystallization of Zhang Daoling’s efforts.
Moreover, in his early years during his travels, he encountered Laozi’s forr cultivation cave in Shu land, and by a stroke of fate, obtained the “Taiping Cave Level Heart Sutra,” setting him on the path of seeking immortality.
Alas, the “Taiping Cave Level Heart Sutra” is an Immortal Technique, far too abstruse and difficult to comprehend, consisting of nine volus and eighty-one chapters.
Even with Zhang Daoling’s talent, he only understood the first three volus.
Using his understanding of the first three volus and his insights from years of travel, he created this “Heaven and Earth are Limitless” Cultivation Technique.
However, this Technique is exceedingly profound and mysterious, with very strict requirents for cultivators; it’s incredibly easy to stray into madness.
In minor cases, one’s cultivation could be wasted, and in severe cases, one could explode and die on the spot.
For this reason,
he specifically noted below: He cautioned his disciples to cultivate with care, and not to attempt it lightly.
Moreover, before cultivating this Technique, one must first discard all previously learned Cultivation Techniques.
Upon seeing these, Li Chen slightly furrowed his brow.
However, for him, this wasn’t much of an issue but rely a minor inconvenience.
In the mutual generation and overcoming of the Five Elents and Yin and Yang, so Cultivation Techniques with dissimilar natures can, if handled carelessly, cause mutual repulsion.
Zhang Daoling’s warning for future generations about cultivating “Heaven and Earth are Limitless” ant discarding previously acquired Cultivation Techniques, precisely due to this consideration.
In fact, in the Cultivation World, this is one of the most basic ans of avoiding risk.
In Li Chen’s previous life, he had practiced countless Techniques and was already a lting pot of them, with no concerns in this regard.
Unconsciously, night had fallen, and the moon hung brightly above the willow branches.
Li Chen, who had been using his Technique to heal, suddenly opened his eyes and gazed into a valley below.
There, where the shadows of trees swayed, a figure appeared to flicker in and out of sight.
“Who’s there, co out!”
“It’s !” Before Li Chen’s words landed, a crisp yet timid girl’s voice carried over with the mountain breeze.
Seeing the newcor, Li Chen’s brows knit slightly, and he asked, “Shen Xingchen?
What are you doing here?”
Shen Xingchen mustered her courage and replied, “Didn’t you promise that you would go rescue my master?”
Li Chen was taken aback for a mont and casually inquired, “Did I promise?”
Shen Xingchen was montarily choked up: “You?”
But before she could finish her sentence, Li Chen patted his head and said, “Oh, now I rember, it seems there was indeed such a matter.”
Seeing the bloodstains in the grass, Shen Xingchen’s watery big eyes imdiately began to shimr, and she asked with concern, “Are you injured?”
Li Chen shook his head, flatly denying: “Nope, nothing happened.
I an, co on, look who I am.
How could I possibly get hurt?”
Shen Xingchen was puzzled and pressed on, “What about the bloodstain on the ground?”
“That’s from that fellow behind you!” Li Chen pointed behind Shen Xingchen and said.
“Behind ?” Shen Xingchen was surprised and instinctively turned to look behind her.
But her glance, nonchalant as it was, gave her quite a shock, and she imdiately jumped, landing right into Li Chen’s arms.
Jiao Long opened its huge, bloody mouth, staring with ghostly green eyes, watching her silently from behind.
Li Chen waved his hand, putting on a stern face, and said, “You, mister, already ate a Dragon Blood Fruit this morning; you can’t have more.”
“Roar roar!”
Jiao Long protested, bellowing at Li Chen.
Li Chen glared at him and shouted, “What are you roaring for?
You’ve only got superficial injuries on your skin.
Even if you ate Dragon Blood Fruit, it wouldn’t do much good.
Just rest and recover!”
While speaking, he took out a few pills for healing and tossed them to Jiao Long.
Jiao Long sniffed them with its nose and, apparently finding them distasteful, flatly refused.
Li Chen pretended to threaten a beating, and Jiao Long reluctantly swallowed the dication.
“Damn it, if I don’t beat you every three days, you’d strip the roof tiles!”
Shen Xingchen couldn’t stop trembling with laughter at the exchange between Li Chen and Jiao Long, her hand covering her mouth as she giggled incessantly.
However, as soon as Li Chen looked at her, she abruptly stifled her laughter.
“Cough cough, n and won should not be too close; shouldn’t soone get down now?”
Upon hearing Li Chen’s words, Shen Xingchen realized that she was still in Li Chen’s embrace, her pretty face instantly turning red with embarrassnt as she quickly hopped down.
Li Chen felt a warm current on his body and couldn’t help but frown, asking, “Eh, it’s not raining, so why are there water droplets?”
Shen Xingchen initially froze, but when she looked down at her trousers, she was so mortified she wished she could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
She had actually wet herself in fear, and even worse, on Immortal Master Li of all people.
This was a truly mortifying mont.
Seeing Shen Xingchen’s embarrassing predicant, Li Chen gave a light smile and said, “Alright, go on back.
I’ll personally co and find you another day to heal your master!”
Hearing Li Chen’s words, Shen Xingchen felt like she was pardoned and nodded repeatedly.
At this mont, she so wished for a hole to crawl into, her embarrassnt reaching grandma’s house.
Even if she had been a goddess before, now she had definitely turned into a crazy goddess.
After walking five or six steps, Shen Xingchen thought of sothing else and asked, “Hey, you’re not going to forget again this ti, are you?”
Li Chen waved his hand, a bit impatiently said, “Hurry back and change your trousers.
Is it really comfortable wearing wet pants?”
Shen Xingchen still harbored a sliver of hope that Li Chen, being so absent-minded, might not have noticed the issue.
But after hearing what Li Chen said, she totally lost all will to live, almost bursting out on the spot.
Damn it, could you not be so blunt?
Don’t I need to save face here?
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