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A n’s bonding seems to be common among Vampires.
It appears that it is also common for Vampires to find a “partner,” soone they spend the rest of their lives with.
Sothing like their “pair” it often doesn’t seem to have any romantic relation to such a thing, as they’re more like brothers or sothing?
Nonetheless, it sounds homo to .
I rember reading this one manhwa nad Noblesse… there was no Yaoi on it, but the bait was pretty strong…
Well, this thing had the sa concept… the protagonist was in a bond of eternity with his servant, a human… which allowed the guy to live a long life with his master.
He would always go, “Yes~ Mastah~” and it was so homoerotic it always made laugh.
Are the Vampires of the world the sa?!
Then aside from generally being cold-blooded murderers and sadists, they’re also into THAT sort of stuff.
Indeed they’re aggressively French, I guess…
I rember seeing Silvio going “Non, non!” the other day. It almost made explode in laughter.
“So where are my clothes?!” Roared Catarina.
Who does she think she is?
Does she think that because she’s a hot tomboy, I will just obey her?
Well, yes, but I am still going to complain about it!
“Oi! You can’t just order around. It’s the other way around! I am your Master now,” I said.
“If you’re my master, then take responsibility and bring the clothes I feel most comfortable on. A dress is for little sissies,” Said Catarina while crossing her arms.
“W-What’s wrong with dresses?! Won wear dresses!” Said Eraldine.
“Yeah! I like my dresses,” Said Partner.
“Who the fuck are you two? Why should I care what you two shrimps talk about?” Blurted out Catarina while raising an eyebrow.
She was really the “bully” type, huh.
“What did you say?! More respect to your senior!” Demanded Partner.
“I am going to purify you right now! Holy Light Arrow- Mguh!?” Cried Eraldine as I covered her mouth, and her spell was canceled.
This crazy knife ear was about to kill the thing that took hours to make!
“Are you crazy? Don’t hurt her! She’s part of the team. Just bear with her sharp tongue. She was raised like that anyways… Think about her past, the one I explained to you. She’s even quite similar to you, Eraldine, so be more compassionate,” I said.
“Ugh… Ahhh… You’re right,” Sighed Eraldine.
“O-Only because Master asks to!” Said Partner while crossing her arms.
These girls are really troubleso.
“…”
Lucifer was looking at Catarina with a disgusted expression.
He seems to love , but Catarina makes him disgusted…
I guess that’s because she’s my complete opposite?
“What are you looking at, asshat? Did you lose sothing? Are you into or sothing? I am going to beat that pretty face to the ground if you keep looking at like a creep! Go masturbate to the corner or sothing if you’re so horny,” Said Catarina, directing her sharp gaze at Lucifer.
“Eh?! H-How dare you! I am a Dragon! You dare treat with such a sharp tone of voice?! Not even Maria treats like that! Urgh! That’s it! I will punish you with- Agh!”
Lucifer suddenly had transford into his dragon form and was about to tear Catarina back into the dismbered pile of body parts she was so hours ago, but I grabbed his tail tightly and made him flinch.
“I told you to ignore her! Also, Catarina, I am not giving you any manly clothes if you keep being rude. You’ll be permanently locked into wearing dresses or going around nude,” I said.
“W-What?! You can’t do that!” She shouted.
“I can’t? Why not? What’s stopping ? At the end of the day, your life is in the palm of my hands!” I shouted, showing her the Character Card that represented her within my Soul Grimoire, which erged at my side like a floating grimoire made of semi-transparent black energy.
“Ugh… I feel like you were holding my heart or sothing… Agh…” She muttered in frustration.
“So? Are you going to behave?” I asked.
“Okay! Stop!” She cried.
She gave up easily.
“Nice… Now apologize,” I said.
“EH?! Fuck you!”
“A-po-lo-gi-ze!” I said angrily.
I suddenly began tickling her Character Card, making Catarina feel as if a hand was touching the innermost of her soul.
“Aaagghh! Y-You bastard! You can’t do this to eeeee…!” She began to roar angrily, hitting the floor and suddenly breaking the entire carriage’s floor with her.
CRASH!
…
A disaster occurred, and we had to take an ergency stop. This stupid idiot broke the carriage floor and scared two horses that ended up running away…
“You idiot!” I said, smacking her head repeatedly.
But she was so strong and durable it felt like I was hitting a mountain. It hurt my phantasmal hand and even lowered my HP!
“Ugh… This sucks. Just kill ,” She sighed.
“You’re more useful as a zombie than just dead,” I said.
“Aghhhh…” She groaned angrily.
I tried a lot, but she refused to apologize.
Lucifer, Eraldine, and Partner sighed as they told it was okay.
“You’re trying so hard it made feel bad… So stop asking her, and just give her the clothes and let it be… I am happy knowing you care so much for you would try to force her to apologize,” Said Lucifer with a charming smile.
He approached and held my hand, helping stand up as I was on the floor in a defeated position.
“Lucifer…” I muttered.
“Maria…” He said charmingly.
The atmosphere suddenly changed, and everything turned rather romantic all of a sudden, as if floating flowers and roses surrounded everything…
“Okay, stop this!” Shouted Eraldine, stopping the two of us from our strange romance dating sim ga-like mont.
“Master, it’s fine. Here, I got her so fitting clothes for you. There was a lot in a carriage where you stored clothes,” Said Partner.
“Okay~!”
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