Reborn: I'll Never Fail My Childhood Sweetheart Again Chapter 194 93: Is This 3rd Bro's Real Online Flirting Skill

Su Zelin replied one by one.

"Oh, don't even ntion it. I accidentally caught syphilis and was hospitalized for a long ti."

"A few days ago, I got hit by a car and now I've only got one leg left."

"Three months ago, I was struck by lightning. It was hard to pull through, but I managed, though I have fourth-degree burns all over, not a single patch of good skin left."

"…"

Before long, those girls stopped replying.

Zeng Kaiping watched in shock.

What kind of crazy tactic is this? Isn't this supposed to scare the girls away?

"Brother San, why do you reply to them like this?"

The young chap asked, puzzled.

Su Zelin lit a cigarette, leisurely blew out a smoke ring, and said, "Too many girls, it's troubleso to deal with them all. Besides, out with the old, in with the new."

Zeng Kaiping: "…"

No wonder my Brother San is so bold and impressive.

After cutting ties with that pile of old female netizens, Su Zelin opened the interface to randomly add new friends, and added a bunch of girls' numbers without needing verification.

…

A quarter of an hour later, Su Zelin's fingers flew across the keyboard, chatting enthusiastically with several girls at once. One of them even confided in him about her unsatisfactory sex life with her boyfriend. The young chap was floored.

Sorry, I must have been blind to think Brother San wasn't as adept at picking up girls online as I am.

What was I thinking!

Feeling both ashad and elated, Zeng Kaiping had the excitent of a Columbus discovering the New World.

Wow, who knew you could play like this on QQ, learned sothing new today!

"Ah Ping, did you learn?"

Su Zelin's tone was like the founder imparting skills to a disciple.

"I learned!"

The young chap's eyes lit up.

"Alright then, give it a try!"

Su Zelin signed off, giving up his spot to him again.

Zeng Kaiping sat up straight in his seat.

Sharpening the axe won't delay the job of cutting wood; Brother San said my userna was too dull, sounded like I wasn't any fun, that girls wouldn't like it. I need to change it first.

The young chap pondered for a while, eyes lighting up as he quickly changed his na to 'Bla for Being Handso since Birth!'

It was clearly a knock-off, but Zeng Kaiping felt he was honoring the flirt-master Su Zelin and felt justified.

This userna was just like Brother San's, playful and cute. Girls would think I'm a young lad and very interesting.

Feeling smug, Zeng Kaiping gave himself a thumbs-up for his cleverness.

Then, following the sa thod, the young chap started adding a bunch of girls.

"Wow, caught a cutie alive!"

Many girls ignored him, but the young chap didn't get discouraged.

Brother San claid that this approach was called "precisely defining the target demographic."

Those who ignore are just not sassy enough!

No need to waste precious ti on them.

After a while, finally, there was a reply.

So girl: "Hahaha, you're so funny!"

'Bla for Being Handso since Birth!': "I'm not just funny, I'm handso too!"

Girl: "Hmph, stop being vain!"

'Bla for Being Handso since Birth!': "Can't help it, good genes like mine don't allow for insecurity. I really envy those who don't understand self-love, unlike , who lives my whole life with 'handso' as the the!"

Girl: "Pfft, I don't know if you're handso, but your skin must be thick!"

'Bla for Being Handso since Birth!': "If my skin weren't thick, how could I shield you from the wind and rain!"

"…"

The door to the New World had opened in front of the future Hed tycoon.

Su Zelin was quite pleased.

Looks like Ah Ping's potential has been awakened, no longer taking half an hour just to go to the bathroom for the next four years of university.

Ah Ping, soar high, you got this!

…

After handing over the key to exploring the New World to Zeng Kaiping, Su Zelin left the dormitory.

Kang Yulian had called her nephew over to the finance college today to et her, to see if he was satisfied.

Honestly, even without the eting, Su Zelin already knew he was suitable, but they still had to et, chat casually, treating it as their first acquaintance.

At the convenience store downstairs, he bought a pack of ntos. Shuaimai didn't exist yet, the common chewing gums on the market were Green Arrow, White Arrow, Yellow Arrow, Yida, Orion, and ntos.

Green Arrow was the bestseller, especially with the ad slogan "Freshens breath, you and I are closer," which had beco deeply ingrained, as famous as the later "It's your Yida," a masterpiece of linguistic art that captures consur psychology instantly, making people rember, proving the imnse impact of a good slogan.

ntos didn't sell as much as Green Arrow, but Su Zelin liked sothing fresh. This mint gum was famous for being used with Coke or soda, instantly producing a massive amount of gas. If you put 20 or 30 of them into Coke at once, it could spout a water column over half a ter high. So even said eating it with Coke would burst your stomach, but that was later debunked.

Lunch was to be at Dai Chuangxing's place. Since Vice Director Dai didn't smoke, having a smoky breath would be impolite, so chewing a few pieces of gum to freshen up was necessary.

After ringing the doorbell, the security door quickly opened.

It was Kang Yulian at the door. This was their fourth eting, and interests were already intertwined. The vice director's wife was treating Su Zelin like a little god of wealth, so cordial that soone unaware would think Su Zelin was a close relative of hers.

This ti the slacker didn't bring any gifts; this is okay to do occasionally but shouldn't be done frequently.

If you bring gifts every ti, over ti, if you visit empty-handed once, others might not feel as comfortable, a result of human habit psychology.