Reborn Scumbag: Jizzing to the Top of the Music Empire and Hollywood
- Rating
- 0
- Bookmarks
- 0
- Votes
- 0
- Chapters
- 261
- Genre
- Mature
- Status
- Ongoing
- Latest Chapter
- Chapter 261
Inthesleazy,cum-stainedunderbellyof2010NewYork—LibertyCity'srottencore,wherepopqueenslikeBeyoncéandCardiBareexplodingontothescenelikejizzfromamoney-shot—LeonSmith,ourchain-smoking,rebornassholeprotagonist,wakesupbewilderedasfuck,puffingonacigwhileplottinghisascenttoscumbagsupremacy."Whatcouldbemoreliberatingthanbeingatotalprickinthiscapitalistshitshow?"hemuses."Becomingafilthyrich,fame-whoringprick,that'swhat!"Armedwithatwistedsystemthatrefreshesmonthly"shamelessentries"like"liar"tounlockhisinnerdouchebagpowers,Leondivesballs-deepintothemusicbizcesspool:droppingghostwrittenalbumsthatslapharderthanapimp'sbackhand,seducingstarletcuntsforcloutandcontracts,manipulatingcapitallikeaWallStreetwankerjerkingofftoinsidertrades,andthievingideasfromeverytalentlesshackinsight.Betrayal'shisforeplay,lieshislube,hypocrisyhishappyending—andinthisgreed-fueledorgyofAmericanexcess,thosesinsaregoddamnvirtues.He'llbackstabproducersatMTVAwards,forgegangsterbeatsinsmoke-filledstudios,andworshipmoneylikeit'stheholygrailofgoldenshowers.Butwithrivalssniffinghistrailandthesystem'sdevilishblessingsegginghimon,willLeonclimbtothetopastheultimateentertainmentemperor,bangingpopdivasandbathinginbloodmoney?Orwillhisscumbaggerybackfireinaspectacularclusterfuckoflawsuitsandbeatdowns?Strapon,youdegeneratefucks—thisrebirthrampageisavulgarvortexofhip-hophustles,celebritycock-teasing,andunapologeticassholerythat'llleaveyourootingforthevillainwhilequestioningyourownmoralbutthole.
User Comments
0 comments from readers