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Now reading: Chapter 74: Netflix and Not So Chill from Reincarnated in ToonTown With a Cooking System, a Mature novel by BlackPaladyn.

"Well, don't the two of you look cozy," gan comnted as she walked into the bedroom to find and Patty cuddling up underneath the freshly changed sheets and having showered off, "I was wondering if I would have to sleep in the kitchen with how long the two of you were going."

Patty blushed at gan's teasing, "Sorry, I just never wanted it to end."

"Trust , Patty, I know exactly how you feel." gan forgave her friend with a smile before reaching down and pulling off her shirt.

My eyes imdiately shot down to stare at gan's bouncing chest that nearly spilled out of her lacy red bra.

"Uh-uh, down boy," gan chastised as she shot a knowing look, "I'm going to take a shower, and then we're going to watch a movie or sothing, and not break out into a threeso."

"Alright," I held up my hands in surrender, but gan continued to stare at for a mont longer before finishing to get undressed and then heading into the bathroom.

"I know I shouldn't be shocked that you're still thinking of sex after everything we just did, but how are you not exhausted?" Patty muttered in disbelief as she curled up against , her head resting on my chest, and her left leg thrown over my body.

I leaned over and kissed the top of her head, "Perk of being a demon."

"If I weren't so exhausted, I'd be freaking out and asking a hundred questions, but I don't want to ruin the mont," Patty sighed briefly, closing her eyes and letting out a content hum, "Though don't be surprised if I interrogate you over breakfast."

"Ask away, but I'm afraid I won't have nearly as many answers as you'd hope," I warned, though Patty didn't seem to hear .

Letting her rest, I instead turned my attention to the notifications that had queued up throughout the night.

[You have claid Patty Patterson as your Thrall and have earned the following reward(s)]

Reward(s):

1 Perk Point

1 Hex Point

1 Developnt Point

[Notice: The Following Changes have gone into Effect]

1. 1 to daily tantric regeneration [ 3 daily]

2. 5 to daily lust [ 15 lust daily]

3. Going forward, only thralls can mitigate your lust, providing a -5 effect to daily lust gain

--[Day 18 Report]--

Simlife

Revenue: $$53,206

Cost: -$38,235

Profit: $14,971

Modifiers: Fortune II [ 10%]

Inco: $16,468

Total: $97,323

DateLife

Energy Spent: 1

Energy Gained: 3

Tantric Reserves: 5/5

Lust: 10

Total: 15/100

'More balancing huh?' I thought to myself, staring at the final note under the 'changes' notice, 'So now that I'm gaining fifteen lust daily and I can only lose up to ten with Patty and gan, that ans I only have seventeen more days until I max out. Which, if I rember correctly, will turn into a literal uncontrollable sex fiend.'

[Yep, decided you needed so more incentives to really start growing your coven]

'Alright, but at this rate, I'll always be gaining more lust than I can satisfy with my thralls,' I pointed out as I heard the voice of my system co to life in my mind.

[For now, yes, which is why you should focus on getting to the next tier so you can increase your limit. Which shouldn't be too hard, seeing as you already have three candidates lined up.

'For now? Does that an things will change in the future?'

[What kind of question is that? Of course they will, you haven't even scratched the surface of what all this demon business, you have no idea what's in store.]

'Should I be worried or sothing?'

The system was quiet for a mont before answering.

[No]

'You're a terrible liar, you know that.'

[Maybe, or maybe I'm consciously manipulating your thought patterns and behavior to slightly shift the probabilities of your actions so things play out according to my infinitely complex prediction models.]

Now it was my turn to stall as the system not so subtly hinted at being a master manipulator, 'You're fucking with , right?'

[Kinda, sorta, but not really, I am running a prediction model and factoring in how our conversations impact your decision making and unconscious actions, but the effect is so negligible without active conditioning that our conversations would need far more prolonged and targeted for my ramblings to have any real impact]

'Okay, so to be clear, you're not trying to turn into a puppet?'

[No, I'm not trying to turn you into a puppet, again my sole and only purpose is to make your afterlife as enjoyable as possible. Actually, that's the only reason why I'm talking to you, because those calculations and predictions I ntioned look a lot better when we have these conversations. Seriously do you know how taxing it is to create a personality out of a probability curve, it's likely more processing power than every single decvice your race ever manufactured combined.]

'Alright, alright, I get it, no need to beat over the head with it,' I surrendered the point, eager to move on in the conversation, 'Anything else I should know about?'

[Should know about yes, but am I going to tell you, no]

I sighed through my nose, 'I should have seen that answer coming from a mile away.'

[Yes, you should have, now stop talking to and enjoy having two naked won in bed with you.]

Before I could reply, I felt the system withdraw from my mind, making it clear that the conversation was over.

At that sa mont, gan stepped out of the bathroom naked as the day she was born. gan smiled at before frowning as she glanced at Patty, "Don't tell she's asleep already."

"I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes," Patty muttered with her eyes still closed shut.

"Well then, if your eyes are resting, then you don't care what movie we put on," gan replied with a grin as she climbed into bed, cuddling up to my other side, "Maybe we could do a Twilight marathon."

"Twilight!" Patty shot upright and stared at gan with a burning look in her eyes

gan smirked as she grabbed the remote, "Works every ti."

"It's not fair, you know how much I love those movies," Patty muttered with a fake pout across her lips.

"I'm beginning to feel a bit fetishised over here," I interjected with an uneasy grimace, only for Patty to smack playfully on my arm, "Don't joke about that. Besides, you're a demon, not a vampire; it's totally different."

"Just so you know, she's only getting defensive because you're right on the money," gan whispered, though her voice was more than loud enough for Patty to hear her, "I rember this one ti at sumr camp she brought all her smut books with her and when Patty thought she was alone in the bunk-"

"So what movie are we going to watch!?" Patty quickly interrupted gan and shot her a dirty glare that promised retribution.

gan cackled but refrained from continuing the embarrassing story, "I don't know, I was joking when I brought it up, but I wouldn't mind watching so cheesy vampire smut."

"It's not cheesy," Patty muttered defensively.

"But you do agree it's vampire smut." gan pressed only for Patty to roll her eyes, "Yeah, no shit, I'm not watching those movies for the acting."

I couldn't help but smile fondly as the two girls bickered in a way that only true best friends could, while they clung to my body, 'I know this sounds insane, but maybe the system was right, I should just enjoy this and be in the mont.'

[You're damn right I was]

I couldn't help but smirk at the final snide remark, but didn't bother to reply as gan turned on the TV and started flipping through the seemingly endless streaming services, trying to find which one had the movie about sparkly vampires.

--[Lois]--

'Goddamnit!'

I stared down at the stupid piece of plastic in my hand and wanted to throw up, 'I don't get it, I took the pill, how could this happen?'

It felt like the walls were closing in around , and my entire body was flushed with heat even as I broke out in a nervous sweat, 'Damnit, why did I ever go over to that damn restaurant?! What the hell am I supposed to do now?!'

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