Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) Time skip

"Hello everyone!!

It's been a while since the last ti, and now I'm 5 years old.

When did that happen?!

You must be wondering, but my perception of ti seems a little (severely) atrophied from being sooo long in that damn abyss!!

Ahem...

Sorry, I still haven't gotten over it...

But anyway, I know you're wondering what changed in this unexpected ti skip?

WELL

Let's answer your questions one by one, so let's start!!

["QUESTION 1"]

"Did you gain muscles like you said?"

["ANSWER"]

"NO"

["QUESTION 2"]

"Did you get a power-up to get ahead?"

["ANSWER"]

"NO"

["QUESTION 3"]

"You didn't do anything, did you?!!!!"

["ANSWER"]

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"

Yep...

I'm glad you got your answers...

Ehh...

What? This only raises more questions?

Okay, fine, I'll give you so more context, okay?

You see, and please don't laugh at for what I'm about to say, but...

The reality...

Is that...

I'M PATHETICALLY WEAK!!!

Are you happy?!

I tried to train, but no matter how hard I tried, I could never do more than 2 damn push-ups!!

Aaaahhhhh!!

["WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL PROBLEMS PLEASE WAIT"]

sniff.. Sniff..

Uff...

Sorry for the previous scene...

Well, this is a bit awkward, so let's change the subject. In these 5 years, my relationship with Mom (possessed) is going very well. Although she hasn't changed her attitudes or how she treats her body, we get along very well, or at least from my point of view.

Fortunately for , I'm not in puberty or sexually awakened yet. Believe , I tried to get her to at least wear a shirt, but that only accentuated the eroticism of her body even more.

How can she have such a perfect figure if all she does at ho is eat junk food and be lazy?!

To top it off, she still has absurd strength without training!!

Is she an isekai cheater?!

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

["TECHNICAL PROBLEMS WE APPRECIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING"]

I'm fine, relax, future , go back to your happy place, inhale and exhale.

Fuu...

Okay, I'm back!

Now, if my Mom (possessed) is the cheater with life hacks, what do I have?

Well, it turns out I did have a talent for sothing, and that is...

HOUSEHOLD CHORES!!

Yep, that's right. It turns out that athletically, this body is trash, but when it cos to cleaning, cooking, knitting, and washing, it's a cheater-level expert.

How does this help survive?

I have no f***ing idea, you tell ?!

But well, at least it makes life at ho much easier since Mom (possessed) doesn't hire a maid because, according to her, she would lose her freedom at ho, so I respected that and we left it at that. A lot more things have happened, but I'm sleepy and it's ti to sleep, so as the saying goes, you have to sleep to be big and strong!!

I still haven't given up on gaining muscle!!"