Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) The surprise frying pan

Hello everyone!!

"... Agh... Cough... Ugh...."

"I feel so much better~!!"

As (possessed) Mom used to say, nothing beats stress and frustration like giving a bastard a good beating until you're satisfied.

Although I must admit that the whole current situation happened rather by accident.

What's the current situation like?

Excellent question!!

But for you to understand the situation, we need to go back a bit, specifically to the mont we arrived in Central City after crossing the veil.

As you can imagine, thanks to the combined efforts of Sara and Rima, we were able to reach Central City again, although in the process I had to fight so things along the way.

What things, you ask?

... Well, in short... imagine a giant lobster with muscular human male limbs... then put all kinds of female lingerie on it, plus laser vision, and voilà! You have the image of what I was facing throughout the journey... Did I ntion how strange the veil can be?

As you can guess, I had to use the straw dolls, combine with Silver to form the Silver Knight, and even bring out Goldie to fight.

Were they that strong?

Well, they weren't really, since a single straw doll could defeat 10 of them at once without much trouble.

So why did you bring out all the arsenal?

Well, dear reader, the answer to that is actually very simple, and it's because...

There were too many of them!!

Can you imagine the horror of facing what seed like an endless army without rest?

Because I didn't want to experience it!!

Those damn things looked like a tsunami that just kept coming again and again, and again, and again, and again!

Haaa... Haaa... Haaa... Inhale... Exhale...

Ahem... Sorry about that... So, let's get back to the topic!

After exterminating (killing) all those damn lobsters to get out of the veil, we arrived in Central City, where all that was left was to make the last delivery to finish my first day of work... Although, first I'll have to apologize for being (quite) late with the delivery... But I still have faith that it will work!

However, there were a few problems along the way, starting with the absurd level of energy I wasted on those damn lobsters, which left practically powerless, and on top of that, Rima suffered serious psychological damage from witnessing all that...

I won't lie, at that mont Rima looked so pale and fragile that she could even be mistaken for a ghost, especially considering I've seen real ghosts before.

So, in an attempt to calm her down, I asked for so warm milk and left a small group of straw dolls that still had strength to play with her after giving them a group board ga.

And fortunately, it worked!!

That's why all the way they were absorbed playing that ga in which Rima showed terrifying genius while maintaining her winning streak...

Honestly, I would have wanted to play too, but I didn't have the strength for sothing like that at the mont, so I decided to just get so sleep until we reached our destination.

"Master, we've arrived."

It was only when I heard Sara's voice that, after a little (quite a lot of) effort, I was able to wake up and get out of the car to deliver the package to the apartnt in the building in front of .

"Mmm... Yawn~...."

... But as you may have noticed, I still hadn't fully woken up, which led to make a big mistake.

What mistake did you make?

Well, this is embarrassing, but I confused the floors and the apartnt number in question.... Don't look at like that?!

To begin with, I had crossed an almost endless ocean of whatever those lobsters were in record ti, all for the sake of this damn delivery!

Can you bla for being tired?!

.... I don't even want to think yet about what I'm supposed to tell (possessed) Mom when I get ho with what physically and ntally looks like a small Girl.

But let's put (ignore) this aside for now!!

The point is, when I rang the doorbell, not knowing it was the wrong place, I was greeted by a woman who seed like a kind housewife saying things like: "No, it can't be... even such a small 'child'..."

Honestly, I admit I should have noticed sothing was wrong when those were the first words she spoke to upon arrival, but due to sleepiness and my semi-awake state, my only response was...

"I'm not a Girl! I'm a man!!"

I corrected her mistake about my gender, though my words didn't seem to reach her, as she just shed so tears and then hugged , constantly repeating maternally: "It's over... It's over... You'll be fine..."

In the end, she ended up taking into the house and incorrectly introducing as a "child" in front of a group of people at what seed to be so kind of eting that I later discovered, while finishing waking up and drinking warm milk, was a "possession victims'" eting and how they had mistaken for a victim.

.... Although now that I think about it, technically speaking, I could indeed be considered a victim, since Mom is obviously possessed by soone else, but since it never really caused harm (at least to ), I don't think I fall into this specific category.

Which led to decide to go as unnoticed as possible, along with the other guy present in this place, trying not to stand out as much as possible, keeping my gaze down at all tis and being extrely silent.

And for once, everything seed to be going smoothly!

Until the guy revealed himself as a user of the possession drug and threatened to play with everyone present, leading us to the current point where I quickly pulled out my trusty frying pan (Antonio) and proceeded to unleash all my accumulated frustrations...

I won't lie, it felt great!!

After that, I confiscated the possession drug from the unconscious and disfigured guy while saying goodbye to the stunned won who seed still in shock from everything that had just happened.

Now all I have to do is go to the right place, and problem solved!!

Watch closely as I successfully finish this first day!