Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) Dungeon, relaxation and

"Hello everyone~!"

"Ugh, step on harder, Your Highness!"

"Shut up♪!"

"Ahn~♡!"

....I know you must be wondering: what the hell is going on? And you have every right to doubt, seeing the current scene. However, there's a good reason for this! So first, let calm you down and explain the current situation, going back a bit to the mont I decided to fortify myself to protect against the unknown threats this world and its plot have to offer.

How did you fortify yourself?

Well, by bringing out my ever-expanding arsenal of straw dolls (should I stop increasing their number?) to defend!

And before you ask: how many did you make? I'll answer frankly with: I have no idea?!

....Don't look at like that!

I had no choice but to stop counting after their number exceeded 1,000,000!

I couldn't keep up!

So, with no other option, I stopped counting their growing numbers for my own good.

So why not stop making more?

Well, dear reader, I ask you in response: then how would I curse the existence of trucks?

Because according to Echidna, if I try to curse them by other ans, I'd just end up creating a new type of curse! And considering the option of creating so new curse with unknown effects and capabilities versus the already adorable straw dolls, it's clear which is better, right?

....Though I won't lie to you, I'm currently trying to see what happens, taking advantage of being in a prison to sew a plush doll in the sa way as the straw dolls and see what happens.

Is that all you've been doing?

Well, not really. Right now, I'm just waiting for the plot to move quietly, locked up doing nothing wrong. But for so damn reason, the military forces seem to have thought I was planning sothing, thus starting a kind of war.

....I'll tell you the truth, just between you and , at first I was happy thinking this must be what would complete the plot. But guess what?

Nothing has happened in a damn month!!

...That's right, dear reader, I've been in this dungeon for a whole month fighting a defensive battle with the straw dolls, and in this situation, I'm really grateful for being able to maintain the magical girl state without a ti limit, as I don't need to worry about basic human needs like bathing, hygiene, or hunger in this form.

But it's still boring!!

Do you understand the tornt of being locked up without being able to go out, or having any entertainnt for so long?

Because if you can endure sothing like that, then you have my recognition!

But I need to do sothing!!

For that reason, seeing that there were other prisoners with , I decided to do what I do best in this situation: and that is to help!

So first I went to the woman who kept dancing naked with an expression of hatred, whom Echidna said had a curse manipulating her body against her will. So without wasting ti, I fused with Silver to enter my silver knight state and combined my healing massage technique with Silver's gray flas to remove the curse.

....Although it was actually the first ti I tried it, not having (fortunately) recently had the opportunity to use it, it still worked!

Although after that she knelt before declaring her eternal loyalty, but let's not think too much about that (escapism).

Then I noticed the two people lying on the floor hollowly laughing, naked, so I decided to make use of my almost perfected skills in rehabilitating ntally broken people to help them.

And let tell you, it took many relaxing, healing, so forbidden massages, so cooking, cuddles, lullabies, and more!

...But finally, after about 2 weeks, both reacted, regaining the shine of sanity in their eyes... although let's ignore the part where they started praying to , please...

The last prisoner I dealt with was perhaps the most, how to say it, peculiar?

I an, she really slled physically to a level where getting close was impossible, so with no other option, I took the hose (for ergencies) from my dinsional storage pocket and rcilessly sprayed her with pressurized water to clean her.

Did she let herself be soaked so easily?

Well, of course not, and she tried to attack ! However, to her bad luck, I was still (and am) transford into a magical girl, so I used my sympathy magic!

Yep, you heard right, sympathy magic, baby!

What do you an by sympathy magic, when did you get such a thing?

Well, dear reader, as you'll rember, recapping so ti ago, the Bear Fairy had told that my magical affinity was sympathy magic, being extrely rare among magical girls, so I had to think of a way to use it, following my code of working with what I have.

That's why I started thinking!!

And after realizing that the biggest enemy of a magical girl in this kind of perverted world was "erotic accidents" and how they always fell into stories by letting their guard down or receiving surprise attacks, I ca to the conclusion that the best offense is a good defense.

Thus creating, through sympathy magic, my first spell as a magical girl, which I called Crisis Evasion!

How does it work?

Well, you see, thanks to my training with Silver, I discovered that to perform any action, one transmits so kind of will, no matter who it is. Whether very slight or mixed with the environnt, there is always will when making a movent.

And that's precisely what I took advantage of!

Using sympathy magic and the improved physical abilities of this form, I managed to make my body move automatically without any thought to evade any threat, regardless of whether I was aware of it or not.

Thus achieving the perfect defense against any threat in this state, so she could never catch or hurt !

But do you know what's the best part?

It's that I could still think of ways to attack with my faithful Antonio, taking advantage of my body's automatic evasive movent, with which I attacked again and again until I made her "understand"!

After a few good blows, she finally gave in, lying on the ground, begging for clency, to which I served her a good al while listening to her vent.

Did you use the old carrot and stick tactic?

....Now that I think about it, that's true?!

Ahem... I an... Everything went as I planned!

....Stop looking at like that, seriously it was as I planned, I'm not lying, so please, let's continue.

Contrary to the others, the last one just told sothing like "now you're the boss."

While accepting subordination, but since he said it in such a simple way while eating with his mouth full, I think he just said it for the sake of it, taking advantage of the mont, so I guess he was the most normal one!

And well, after that, there was really nothing left to do but let them help the straw dolls with the defenses, relegating Silver and Goldie from their positions as commanders to personal guards.

....But even though I say guards, I've just been playing with the two of them down here with nothing to do.

"Haa~... When is sothing going to happen?"

(SLAP!!)

"OUCH...! Why was that!"

"Huh...? What do you an?"

"Sothing strange...?"

"Well, it's just a temporary change while I'm here, what's wrong with innovating?"

"....."

"Please, step on harder, Lady Seraphina!!"

"...Well, ahem... I'm just... blowing off steam?"

".....No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

At that mont, I realized, at Echidna's words, a truth I had tried to ignore or perhaps hadn't even noticed...

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

...What I was becoming, and how I had to complete this plot as soon as possible.