Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) The Harsh Reality of Unforeseen Power
Hello everyone....
"Cough, cough... haaa... haaa... I feel terrible..."
"It... was... also... cough, cough... your... fault..."
"Co on, calm down please, you know you shouldn't talk in that state."
".... I... know..."
"If you know, then don't talk until you feel better."
"....."
Faced with Susie's words, I had no choice but to remain silent, barely keeping my foggy mind conscious. Haaa... How did this happen? What's going on? And most importantly, how long will I be like this?! These are all excellent questions that both you and I are asking, so taking advantage of the fact that I (literally) can't move, I'll explain the situation. You see, it all started so ti ago, 3 days ago, when after Echidna's frying pan hit , it gave the necessary "illumination" to evolve my frying pan-style swordsmanship, taking it to a new level, which led to train in the ga's virtual world.
... Although, well, in the process a couple of unexpected things happened, like when the heroine Arisa Reaven, with whom I seed to have already staked so kind of flag after... ahem... that "special" encounter... in the ga... But we're not here to talk about how I played a risqué scene, so let's get back to the topic!
So, as I was saying, in the middle of my training Arisa appeared, suggesting that I wait for her to drink sothing in the academy hallway, which sohow ended up leading to fight another one of the heroines in the ga nad Yuko Enatsu. She behaved very differently from her description in the ga, or rather, she reminded of a delinquent.
How do I know? Well, dear reader, that's easy. For starters, mom (possessed) usually adopts that kind of attitude all the ti. Plus, I've lived with delinquents since I was 4 years old when they would kidnap all the ti... In fact... they still do... But don't worry because, after all! I'm already used to it!!
But enough of my childhood (current) anecdotes and, once again, back to the topic!
In conclusion, I fought against the heroine Yuko Enatsu and won, trying out my new double frying pan style, after which, for so reason, she submitted. But since this usually happens whenever I end up hitting soone, and also because mom (possessed) said it's natural to make "friends" (subordinates) after fighting them, I decided to stop thinking about it and accept in order to continue my training. Which I couldn't do because after I accepted her, she followed everywhere, not letting concentrate!
So, to escape from her, I started hiding around the academy until I found a perfect and quiet place to continue my training in silence to reach the maximum potential of the frying pan that I still visualized in my mind.
Did sothing go wrong? Well, dear reader, let answer you with a resounding: Damn right it did!!
During my practice, another heroine appeared and started talking to , pulling out of my state of concentration, and she tried to keep talking to while getting more and more frustrated, yelling nonsensical things like: "Look at ! I'm the sensation of the mont! Everyone adores !" or muttering things like "my Coral-chan is perfect, how dare he ignore ..." while biting her nail hard, showing an expression of complete displeasure, to which I responded like a true gentleman by saying the magic words: "I'm busy."
But even with that, she wouldn't leave!!
And although I admit I wasn't paying attention to her, and in fact didn't even know who she was, thinking only about the frying pan as I felt myself getting closer and closer to reaching "sothing," I finally got irritated and decided to run away from her the easy way.
What did you do?
Well, like any normal person, I decided that if she hated , she'd leave alone, so I grabbed one of the wedding cakes I had made for practice from the ga's inventory and threw it at her, then fled at full speed!
At first, I thought I did it perfectly; I an, after all, I finally got to rub sothing in soone's face, and in the process, I got rid of an unnecessary distraction... But at that mont, I didn't know... I didn't know that woman was one of the heroines nad Coral Nereide, and that what I had done caused her to chase like an evil spirit...
I won't lie, I'm very grateful that the avatar is expressionless, because the heroines' persistence was terrifying. And before you ask how terrifying it was, let just say that they literally appeared out of nowhere behind in the bathroom, and it was even the n's bathroom! How the hell did they manage that?!
... Haaa... Haaa... Haa... Phew... I'm sorry about that, I still have nightmares about it. But anyway, the point of all this is that at this rate I was going to lose my precious "illumination" without achieving anything if I didn't get rid of the heroines or find a quiet and solitary place to train.
So I chose to find a safe and secluded place where I started training!
After starting the training, everything seed to be going well as I felt myself getting closer and closer to reaching "sothing" by wielding my frying pan, so I concentrated deeper and ignored everything around , subrging myself deeper and deeper into my mind.
The outside world faded more and more into a distant murmur that at that mont seed to to faintly sound like: or from Echidna. But at that mont, sadly, I was unable to stop, entering a ntal state where little by little I began to perceive the ergence of sothing else that felt like an electric tingling running through my veins, spreading from the center of my being.
What I felt in those monts weren't just sensations, no; in fact, if I had to say how they felt, the words that would best describe them would be "energetic flows" that moved and swirled around , dancing in multiple colors before suddenly beginning to unite, forming a kind of amalgam of colors that I can't even really explain.
At that mont, my mind finally returned to reality in which, with each breath, I felt a subtle pressure accumulating just under my skin, as if sothing was about to overflow with an internal burst that made no sound but resonated in my spirit as what I now understand was "aura" began to emanate like a tide around .
At that mont, I definitely felt like I was about to explode while my mind began to go crazy with a kind of intense pain that almost took away my consciousness. At that mont, I'm still not sure if it was thanks to Echidna or if it was my survival instinct kicking in that allowed to direct all that whirlwind of power into an attack to let it out, which led to raise my hands, letting the energy flow into them while I felt everything around vibrate. I compacted all that energy into the frying pan, letting it flow after bringing it down.
..... I won't lie, what happened next was the release of a terrifying torrent of energy that ended up leaving so exhausted that I was pulled out of the ga due to danger to my vital state.
What happened next? Well, when I ca back to reality, I found a very angry Echidna who explained to how, in short, I almost committed suicide... You see, according to Echidna, different types of energies coexisted within my body at the sa ti without interfering with each other, like the spiritual energy I use for my "massage techniques" or for the "dinsional storage pocket," and the "magical girl magic" in my body obtained thanks to the stupid bear fairy. These all mixed together due to the release of my aura in a kind of amalgam that destabilized them all, causing to almost self-destruct in an explosion.
.... It was really close.
But thanks to Echidna's efforts, all that energy was suppressed!
... However, that ca with extrely negative effects for both Echidna and . Starting with the fact that I am now unable to use my abilities until my powers stabilize, aning that right now I can't access my "techniques," nor can I turn into a magical girl (although I was getting used to it) and worst of all... I can't curse trucks!!
How is it possible for a "power-up" to have the effect of nerfing you?! This is unfair!! Haaa... haaa.... Inhale.... Exhale.... Okay, I... Go to your happy place... Okay, I'm fine! So let's continue please.
The second negative thing was that Echidna is now spending a lot of her own power to keep mine stable so that, you know, I don't explode! Which caused her great fatigue.
And the third and last negative point of all this was that as a side effect of all this, I ended up getting sick for the first ti since I was a baby, and I know it very well because I rember it, after all, shortly after mom (possessed) ended up divorcing my biological father!
.... I still feel bad for being unable to do anything at that mont... But oh well... I wasn't even able to move back then, although ironically due to my current state, I'm also unable to move right now, depending on others like Susie to take care of ....
Isn't life ironic, or is this so kind of twisted karma?
Well, whatever the cause, the reality is that I'm sick, and it's both Echidna's fault and mine.
Why is Echidna also to bla?
Excellent question, dear reader, and well, you see, it turns out that the frying pan hit that Echidna gave was charged with so of her divinity, which ended up being the catalyst to open my aura nodes that caused all this.
So, in conclusion, this wasn't entirely my fault!
.... Well, don't look at like that, I admit this was 75 percent my fault, speaking... Happy...?
"... How long... cough, cough, cough...! Will this last...?"
".......Damn... it!"
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