Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) After the storm

Hello everyone...

"Y-yes!!"

Maybe you're wondering what's happening right now, right?

Well... To make a long story short... And don't you dare laugh, but... I'm getting scolded...

I told you not to laugh!!

Haaa... but I bet you want to know what happened after I... ahem... you know... got a little carried away, right?

Well, you see, after that final clash against that dragon, where I threw everything I had without thinking about the resulting consequences, I'll ask you: what do you think happened?

If you answered that everything exploded, then you answered correctly!

And what happened next?

Well, the result can be summarized like this:

Anomaly number 1!

Formation of Space-Ti Rifts: The energy fluctuation resulting from the central event has generated multiple fissures in the space-ti continuum, observable through the celestial do. These rifts exhibit an unstable nature and dinsional distortion properties.

Anomaly number 2!

Transmutation of the Region: An area with an approximate radius of 150 kiloters from the epicenter has undergone complete crystallization. All organic and inorganic matter within this extent has been transmuted into a high-density crystal geological formation, creating a vast and arid crystalline desert.

Anomaly number 3, and the most important one!

"Gruawr?"

Biological Anomaly: The transformation of the Draconic Subject: Its current form has acquired characteristics resembling those of a terrestrial canine, including a considerable decrease in size and an appearance visually classified as "adorable." A significant suppression of its original destructive power has been detected!

... By the way, as an extra, it's now playing with the straw dolls right next to ... Yep... I don't know how it turned into this either?!

Or rather!! Why the hell is it weaker than before?!

Is it so damn rule that when the enemy becos an ally, they get weaker?!

Damn it, this isn't fair!

And to make things worse, right after all that, a furious Echidna started bombarding with a bunch of questions!

What kind of questions?

Well, things like: or

...Now that I think about it carefully, those questions were actually very justified, although about the dragon or the fight, I have no idea!

In fact, I don't even know how we got into all this when I was just fighting vampires (which I also don't know how that happened)!

Haaa... To top it all off, right now neither Silver nor Goldie have the strength to move... What are they doing now?

Of course, they're sleeping peacefully by my side!!

After all, it seems I pushed them both to their limits in that fight, so it was obvious they wouldn't have any strength left for the mont.

(SLAP!!)

"ARGH!!"

"Ma'am! Yes, ma'am!!"

"Gulp..."

"Huh... Really?"

"Though I don't really feel any different?"

Well, even if I don't notice anything, if Echidna says so, it must be true.

.... I have a very bad feeling about this, so it's obvious which choice I should make.

"I choose the good news first!!"

"Wait... So I'm no longer a ticking ti bomb?!"

"And that ans I got my powers back?!"

"Then I'm free!!"

"Huh...?"

".... Of course~"

.... I wonder why my bad feeling just keeps growing... Haaa... But I have no choice but to ask!

"What's the bad news...?"

"Hey, that's one of my lines!"

"You ignored ?! And on top of that, you keep stealing my lines!"

Okay, I didn't expect that either.

"Um... I'm sorry about that."

"Ugh... Please, continue."

"That's right."

"...I'm getting a lot of shivers right now, but please continue!"

.

"Important question!"

"How much is it going to hurt?!!"

"Is there nothing I can do?!!"

"Wait a minute!"

"You're not doing this on purpose, are you?!"

".... Aaaaahh."

And with those words, I lost consciousness...

"I guess I'll have to take you ho... Haaa... By your expression... It seems you really had fun, didn't you? Brat."