Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) A desperate reality

Hello everyone...?

"Ugh...! What happened...? Why does my head feel like it's being split in two?!"

(Slap!)

"Aaawww! What was that for, Echidna?!"

"Last night...?"

... Well, this isn't how I thought my morning would start. I an, not only do I wake up with a headache and nausea, but I also get a slap from Echidna before I can even utter the legendary cliché phrase: "An unfamiliar ceiling...?", only to then realize it was just my ceiling!

Ha... But oh well, enough with escaping reality, because after all, Echidna is looking at with terrifying intensity, so let's try to rember!

Let's see, going over the events I still rember chronologically, they were:

1) I was unconsciously watching Innocently (spying on) a couple's romantic relationship on the school roof.

Isn't that stalking?

Well, don't worry, dear reader, because I was actually there before they arrived!

Why were you there?

To hide, and you don't even need to ask what I'm hiding from, because you should already know the answer!

... I'm hiding from the damned confessions of my male classmates... Rembering that made depressed...

(Slap!)

"Yes, boss!"

It's scary how Echidna is now capable of knowing roughly what I'm thinking through my actions.

But oh well, let's continue with the mories!

2) I left school satisfied, desperately ignoring the obsessive stares people gave (seeing the stupid maid outfit) on my way ho.

3) I was kidnapped.

4) Used to it, I took out my books and started studying.

Why did you do that in prison?

Excellent question, dear reader! And let tell you that the best place to do my howork is actually in a prison.

Why the hell?!

I know that will be your reaction, but let explain! You see, this might not surprise you, but my daily schedule is extrely, truly extrely packed with everything I normally have to do, leaving very little ti for things like howork, which is why I must strictly manage my ti and schedule!

And that is precisely the reason why I looked for a place to study or work on my school duties! This seed easy to achieve, right...? Well, guess what? It wasn't!

"Ha... Back then it was really difficult to find a place..."

However! Fortunately, I discovered how in a prison I had everything I needed! Silence, peace, tranquility, and a low chance of being bothered, plus when I finished, mom (possessed) would co to pick up just in ti!

It has everything!

(Slap!)

"No, concentrate, !"

... That was close... I almost got carried away... Besides, by Echidna's expression, I was close to getting a beating... I must concentrate!

"Let's see... I transford... I was seen... I hit the "protagonist" and... I... ¡¡KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

What did I do?! Why the hell did I behave like that?! I want to die!

"Why did I behave like that?!"

"Uuuuuuu.... Sniff... Dammit!... Sniff..."

("We are experiencing technical difficulties, please wait a mont")

"........"

At this point, I don't even want to talk. After all, this must be a dream.

That's right. Everything that happened in that place was a dream, and I'm actually still sleeping...

Now that I know everything is a dream, many things make sense. For example, Goldie talking to an encapsulated brain makes sense because it's a dream.

The fact that there's now another naked woman tied to a chain in Darcy's doghouse with a stupid expression is also because this is a dream.

And since everything is a dream, it ans all my embarrassing behavior never happened!

(¡¡Slap!!)

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!"

("We are experiencing technical difficulties, we apologize for the inconvenience")

"... So... it wasn't a dream... was it?"

After calming down and reluctantly accepting that this is reality, I decided to gather my courage to ask Echidna the most important question...

"Okay... Good... Ugh!... How bad did it end up this ti?"

... The damage report.

"Not much, to be honest... Except that I called everyone... And sothing about riding a horse..."

"Ugh..."

"..."

"... I was holding this the whole ti?"

"...I guess going to the veil won't be possible for now, right?"

"..."

Yep, I have no face to show after all this... Honestly, I deserve it... Because, after all, if they gave a choco bomb again, I'd eat it again!

Are you an idiot?

I don't want them to say that without having tasted it first! Besides, finding a choco bomb is infernally difficult! After all, no matter how much I search, I never find one, almost as if the universe is refusing to give it to .

So if they serve it to on a silver platter... I'LL OBVIOUSLY EAT IT!

"I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING!"

"Buargh!"

Correction, now I regret it after hearing Echidna's reminder, which made vomit blood kneeling on the floor.

I can't let this topic continue!

"A-ah... Changing the subject, Echidna, what's in this container...?"

Yes, you don't need to tell it was too abrupt because I know it myself, but I don't care as long as I can get out of this hellish atmosphere! Or rather... Did you also see my behavior? Because if you did, there's only one thing left for to tell you... please, forget about it! Nothing that happened that night is real and it was all caused by your imagination!

"You really believe ?!"

(Slap!)

"Ah, right... That's true."

Well, it's unusual for Echidna to look so excited about the contents of sothing that isn't desserts.

"You seem very excited, didn't you see what was inside while I was sleeping?"

"Hehehe... I guess you're right!"

Well, even though I know I suggested this to escape the pressure an irritated Echidna was emitting and to change the conversation, now I'm genuinely curious to see what's inside! Isn't that dangerous? Under normal circumstances, it definitely would be, but in this room there are thousands of straw dolls, plus both Goldie and Silver are present, and even Echidna is motivated!

With all this, whatever this container holds shouldn't be a problem!

So let's open it!

(Plop!)

"?!"

... But I never expected what ca bouncing out of the container. Are you wondering what it was...?

("Hiss")

Well, the answer is what I can only describe as a kind of tallic sli...

"What is this?"

While Echidna was analyzing this kind of "sli," I was frozen after it jumped right into my lap as if it were a cat, and I know how cats react thanks to Lysandra! Although I must admit that it surprised that cats knew how to use human toilets so naturally. What's more, at first I thought Lysandra was more than a simple little cat, but since everyone acted normally about it, I decided to accept it as sothing natural. (escapism)

("Click/Clack")

"Wow, it also makes gear sounds!"

"What?!"

"Wait, wait, wait one damn second!"

"No, no, no, don't give that confused expression and explain in detail!"

"......."

After "incentivizing" Echidna with my good friend Antonio (frying pan), she finally decided to beco cooperative to talk, starting to explain:

"At that mont, I'm sure you went and did it without permission, right?"

"Was it really that bad?"

".................."

—So... is resonance an ability?—

"Wait a second! Under that logic, doesn't that an Silver and Goldie are also a part of ?!"

"But they both have a physical form!"

"....."

After hearing Echidna's explanation, I was in shock for a while, not knowing what to say. Or rather, wasn't I in a lot of danger if I hadn't found Echidna?! Now I really think I was lucky back then!

"Wait a minute!!"

"Could the reason why, despite my efforts, my appearance isn't masculine be because of this?!"

"........................................................................................................................................................................................."

So this was the reason why, despite my efforts, exercises, and even growth hormones, my appearance has remained androgynous... Ahahahahaha... That ans no matter how I try... I'll never be a burly man with iron muscles...

(Slap!)

"No, I can't give up! Even with Echidna's influence, I should still be able to gain muscles if I put in the effort."

There must still be hope!

"Echidna, what's the gender percentage of my soul!!"

"GOOD!! That ans I have an 80 percent chance of becoming more masculine!"

Those words gave hope to , who had lost faith in fulfilling my dream...

"Huh...?"

... However, just as suddenly as it ca, it also left, through the brutal and cruel truth:

(Thwaaapp!)

Before those despair-inducing words, the only thing I could do was fall...