Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?) A change of attitude
"Well, after a careful evaluation of my situation, I can only rember a sad and painful truth about my current state, and it is:
I'M SCREWED!!!
How the hell do I get out of this situation?!
ANSWER ?!
Fuu... Ha... Ha...
Okay, fine, breathe slowly and calmly, 'Mireya'.
IT'S OKAY.
I'm calr now. Sorry, the lack of sleep and anxiety got the better of for a mont and I lost control, but it's okay because I'm a master at regaining control.
For those who don't know, I basically made the horrible discovery that I live in a different, 'apparently normal' parallel world where things like monsters, aliens, specters, and whatever the author's sick mind invented exist!
That piece of &#@%!!
Oops...
Ahem...
Excuse , I got a little carried away. Well, back to the topic, after discovering the truth about this world, I tried to use the information I had to my advantage as a hope to get out of this, but you know what?
I'M JUST A BABY!!!
Yes, that's right, folks, I have the body, age, and strength of a baby. In short, there's not much I can do, even if I wanted to!
But even with that, I thought of ways to survive the night, and get ready to be amazed, I achieved the incredible total of 0% progress!
Applause, applause! (applause)
Why are we celebrating this?
Excellent question, and I, as the great master I am, will explain it to you quickly and concisely:
Are you trying to kill ?!
IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO TALK WHEN I'M THE ONE RISKING MY NECK!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO!!!
OW!!
My poor foot!!!
What did I hit?!
Wait a minute...
Ah...
I see...
It's you!!
This is all your fault!!!
YOU DAMN TRUCK!!!
("WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE WAIT A MONT AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING")
Haha... Haha...
Crap...
What am I doing?
I won't get anywhere just worrying, just seeing the negative aspects of things. I thought I would know this after being in limbo for so long. So, if I want to survive in a world where everything can go wrong and death lurks in the most unexpected places, what I have to do is simple: face it with a positive attitude!
I don't have ti to sit here and mourn doing nothing!!!
"IF LIFE HITS , I JUST HAVE TO GET UP AND FIGHT BACK!"
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