Capítulo 688: Chapter 690: The Master is Not Suitable for Matchmaking at All
Su Yan, of course, knew his intentions. She walked up behind Yi Junshan and began massaging his shoulders as she chuckled:
“Master, when I saw you matchmaking for the senior brothers, I heard them complaining privately, saying that you are not cut out for matchmaking at all. Indeed, I have experienced it now myself.”
In the past few years, every ti he tried to set up his senior brothers, things had always ended in a ss.
This ti was no exception.
Yi Junshan imdiately glared and bellowed, “Is this how they all see their master?”
“Yes,” Su Yan smiled.
“They… they actually see their master this way? What a bunch of ungrateful disciples! I matchmake for you all for your own good. Why don’t any of you like it or understand my good intentions?”
Su Yan stuck out her tongue, continuing to smile:
“That’s because, Master, every ti the opening lines you prepare for the etings are so unexpected.
The first ti, you introduced a girlfriend for the eldest senior brother. As soon as the girl appeared, she splashed a cup of wine on him, claiming it was under your orders, to test his patience.
The second ti, you introduced a girlfriend for the third senior brother, and the rich young lady was kidnapped right at the start.
The kidnappers threatened the third senior brother to commit suicide, or they would kill her.
Master, you later claid that it was to test how deeply the third senior brother felt for the lady. How could that be possible? It was their first eting; how could he sacrifice his life for her? It’s not even about deep feelings; there were no feelings at all.
The third ti, you introduced a girlfriend for the second senior brother. The girl didn’t show up; instead, her mother impersonated her.
Afterwards, you proudly told the second senior brother that it was to test whether he judged people by their looks.
Please, the second senior brother was only twenty-six then, a bachelor for sure, but that hardly ans he should end up dating a matron.
The fourth ti, you introduced a girlfriend for the fourth senior brother, and, oh, it was even more hilarious.
Over twenty relatives from the girl’s family showed up. The fourth senior brother hadn’t even spoken a word to the girl yet, but her relatives interrogated him like a criminal for hours.
If I hadn’t stepped in, the fourth senior brother might have committed murder by now.
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