"If there’s anything like this again, please don’t make decisions on your own, contact imdiately. Psychologist Chen Xiaoqian specializes in solving any psychological problems. Of course, it’s not limited to just those with issues. Those who pretend to be heartbroken for attention, those who quit jobs to give surprises and end up almost becoming dads—these kinds of marriage conflicts, I can solve too! I’ll give you the insider price, guaranteed not to cheat you!"
Except for Yu Minglang, the other two felt utterly powerless, this ad insertion was just too much...
"I used to seek you, and you didn’t charge at all..." Narcissus protested weakly.
"This ti, I’m also not charging. Consider it your wedding gift. Next ti, though, there will be a fee—Narcissus, this ti, sister is really marrying you off. After marriage, you need to be sensible. Don’t suddenly co ho acting all dramatic. Seeing you like this would make sad."
"Qian’er!" Narcissus, moved by Qian’s sentintal words, hugged her. Thanks to her dear sister, she was able to get through a difficult period in her life and grow steadily. Qian’s premarital education was superb.
"Good girl! Next ti when you quarrel, call . I have a hundred ways to kick Zhu Dadao out. In a fight, it’s the man who should leave; let him be the one who’s upset. How can you feel okay acting all hopeless like this and still claim to be my sister?"
Truly worthy of Qian, her toxic but effective advice was spot on.
Zhu Dexi joked with Yu Minglang, "Look, with your woman backing her up, my position in the family is in danger in the future."
"You speak as if you ever had that sort of thing." Yu Minglang thought to himself while touching his scratched face. At ho, he had no family status, so it seed normal for Dadao not to have it either.
"You better treat our Narcissus well; if you dare bully her, neither my wife nor I will let you off, got it?" Qian jokingly said to Dadao, but everyone knew she was dead serious.
"Mr. Chen, Narcissus’ dear sister, I’ve realized your prowess. You even managed to co up with the idea of having Narcissus pretend to be pregnant. I gotta give it to you."
"Don’t make it seem like I’ve bullied you two. We were playing truth or dare. I democratically gave Narcissus two options, and she picked this one herself."
"What was the other option?" Dadao asked curiously.
"Kiss Yu Xiaoqiang for 5 minutes."
Zhu Dadao’s smile froze on his face, and he kicked Yu Minglang in retaliation, but fortunately, Xiaoqiang dodged in ti.
"Damn! It was i’s idea, why are you hitting !"
"That’s your wife. If I don’t hit you, who else would I hit? Yu Minglang, you stop right there, don’t run!"
On the beach at night, two n were chasing each other, with two won behind them holding hands and laughing as they watched the scene.
"Qian’er, I’m really grateful to have t you. I even thank my anorexia, because it helped gain a good sister."
"Silly, why are you being so mushy."
"I just don’t know how to express my feelings for you."
Not blood-related, but better than sisters.
"Why don’t we elope, let them love and hate each other." Qian said as she watched the n chasing and kicking on the beach, hardly wanting to admit that one of these immature n was her partner.
"Huh?"
"Do you want to test whether these two n’s stamina has decreased? Running from the beach back ho, doesn’t seem that far, right?"
"Qian’er, what are you up to?"
"Watch ."
Qian, a woman who could act a little mischievous at tis, made a hand gaphone.
"Zhu Dadao, are you really going to take my sister away without a word?"
Dexi paused his playful fight with Yu Minglang and curiously asked him, "What cunning plan is your woman plotting now?"
His answer was Yu Minglang’s iron fist.
"Are you calling my wife cunning? My wife is never bad! It’s just your stupidity. You’ve co this far, think carefully, what step have you skipped?"
Zhu Dexi had a sudden realization.
"Narcissus! Will you marry ? Please, marry !"
Though there was quite a distance between them, the sea wind clearly delivered his words to her ears. Narcissus was incredibly moved and covered her mouth.
Just as she was about to shout that she would, Qian covered her mouth.
"She says you lack sincerity!"
"Damn! Yu Minglang! Are you going to control your goddess or not?" Zhu Dexi turned to prepare to kick Yu Minglang.
"If you dare kick my Xiaoqiang again, I’ll ensure that Narcissus never marries you!" Qian triumphantly boasted.
After taking care of Dadao’s Narcissus for so long, it was ti to collect so interest!
Dexi awkwardly paused his leg in midair.
"See! She’s even threatening !" Zhu Dexi complained, furious. Yu Minglang insisted his wife wasn’t bad, but she was being bad to a new level!
Yu Minglang shrugged, "Who’s fault is it that you lack charm? If you had enough charm, at the ntion of a proposal, Narcissus would’ve agreed without a second thought, without listening to my dear i."
Zhu Dexi clenched his teeth. He could see it now; this couple was two of a kind!
"Zhu Dadao, Narcissus said if you two can run after the car and reach my house downstairs, she’ll marry you!"
"Chen Xiaoqian, take your hand off my wife’s mouth. How could she talk to you when you’re covering her mouth?"
"Narcissus can ventriloquize!"
"..." Isn’t this clearly bullying?
"Rember, only within 10 minutes. If you’re much later, Narcissus won’t marry you either! After saying this, Qian dragged Narcissus and ran, both faces beaming with radiant smiles.
Tomorrow, perhaps she’ll be a stern psychotherapy authority, and she’ll be a businesswoman holding many people’s fates in her hands. There’s a long road ahead in their respective fields with lots of matters to settle.
But at this mont, they were just ordinary girls who enjoyed pulling pranks, teasing the two n foolishly in love.
"Wife! I’m innocent! Why do I have to run when he’s proposing?" Yu Minglang called out at the top of his lungs to Qian, unwilling to admit defeat, watching Zhu Dexi sprint desperately.
"If you hold him back, Narcissus won’t marry either, because you’re buddies with Dadao, rember? Don’t forget to bring back the barbecue grill too, wasting things would incur divine punishnt!"
Hearing this, Zhu Dexi imdiately turned around, with Yu Minglang grabbing the remaining charcoal and skewers that hadn’t been cooked yet, while Zhu Dexi carried the barbecue grill, both sprinting like crazy.
"Yu Minglang, run faster. If you delay marrying my wife, I’ll bring my whole family to camp at your place daily, eating your food and drinking your drinks!"
"If you can still stand after eating what my dear Qian cooked, feel free to co over for als as you please... This little lady is getting worse, even teasing her own man. What did I do to deserve spending my night running because of you making your scapegoat."
Yu Minglang, carrying the grill, hurriedly followed Zhu Dexi, chasing after the car ahead. It was his car, after all, and his wife was the driver, but his wife had taken soone else’s wife on the run, so now he could only chase and chase!
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