Richest Man: Divine-Grade Reconstruct System Chapter 395 - 377: This Guy Is Definitely a Talent2
"Haha, everyone, please calm down and let tell you why they changed their nas.
The specific ti, well, it should’ve been the year after Xu Fu passed away.
With the passing of Xu Fu, the forces led by the five hundred boys and girls imdiately began uprisings, each wanting to sit on the Celestial Emperor’s throne.
You can imagine, that tiny place, with over five hundred boys and girls leading the rebellion, it’s safe to say that in an instant the entirety of East Japan was plunged into a nationwide war!
Ahem, actually, calling it a nationwide war, if it were here, at most it’d be considered a brawl... let’s not dwell on that."
As the guy with glasses spoke, everyone in the first-class cabin couldn’t help but chuckle.
Everyone knew East Japan is small, just the size of a bullet, but with his exaggerated description, it imdiately cracked everyone up.
At the sa ti, images of brawls between a few villages popped up in their minds.
Even Lin Yi couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
The few flight attendants responsible for first class also couldn’t hold back their laughter.
"So because of this brawl, bah, what brawl, national war, yes, national war.
And because of this national war, almost all the adult males, who were already few, perished in battle.
At that ti, the carnage was indescribable, literally village after village of corpses.
According to legend, nearly seven thousand n died in that great war! You have to know, back then, their entire male population nationwide was less than eleven thousand.
When the battle ended, all the survivors were panicking.
Without a population, what could they do??
And that’s exactly why the first female Celestial Emperor was born.
To say this female emperor had nerve is an understatent, right after ascending the throne, she announced a matter of national importance!"
At this point, the guy with glasses suddenly stopped, and the crowd, who had been engrossed in the story, was taken aback by the abrupt halt, turning their eyes to him.
But facing their gaze, the guy with glasses just chuckled and said:
"Everyone, please hold on, if you want to know what happens next, let take a sip of water first before I continue!"
Man, after saying this, everyone was speechless, this guy is really annoying, stopping at the crucial part, how is this different from those novelists who leave cliffhangers??
Especially Lin Yi, who imdiately thought of the novel he was reading a while ago and the author Xiao Youzi from the Muzi family.
He couldn’t help but exclaim:
"Our Xiao Youzi is truly conscientious, never leaving cliffhangers. It’s rare to find such a conscientious author nowadays, I have to reward him!"
Saying this, Lin Yi took out his phone and rewarded Xiao Youzi with a hundred thousand w at once, instantly becoming a platinum Alliance Leader.
Xiao Youzi couldn’t possibly imagine that happiness would co so suddenly, only, at this mont, because of so matters, he wasn’t checking his phone, or else if he saw such a reward amount, he would surely be shocked to jump up.
...
After nearly five minutes, amidst so urging, the glasses guy stood up again, cleared his throat, and continued:
"Ahem, where did we leave off? Oh, we were talking about the first female Celestial Emperor ascending the throne.
After she ascended, seeing there wasn’t a man over fifteen in the nation, she instantly felt that this just wouldn’t do.
If this continues, how can we, the great Japan, grow strong? When will we strike back at our old ho, Huaxia?
To say this female emperor truly had nerve, she slamd the table, and two mountains trembled with her.
Guess what kind of decree the emperor issued?"
With that, he paused again, casting his gaze over the intrigued crowd.
"Geez! Are you a stand-up codian or what? Why are you teasing us so much?"
"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and say it! What decree did the emperor issue? Don’t tell she planned to deal with those under-fifteen kids??"
Seeing everyone’s anxious looks, the guy with gold-rimd glasses chuckled, enjoying the mont, then waved and said:
"Haha, don’t misunderstand, I’m not a stand-up codian; actually, my profession is writing novels, pen na ’Xiao Youzi from the Muzi family’. I write for Yuewen Group, feel free to check them out.
Ahem, alright, enough of that, let’s continue.
The female emperor waved her hand: ’To ensure the continuation of our people, the marriage system shall be temporarily abolished, and our won shouldn’t stay at ho; pass the command, all won must take to the streets.
Oh, right, to make things easier, have them bring their own quilts and pillows’.
Gee, once this decree was issued, the won didn’t dare defy it, so they each grabbed a quilt, tied a pillow to their back with a rope, and embarked on the great task of repopulating the nation."
Hearing this, a burst of laughter erupted:
"Whoa~ So is this how the kimono ca to be?"
"Haha, you’re a genius, bro, with your explanation, I finally understand why kimonos have to co with a pillow, makes it convenient anyti, anywhere."
For a mont, the atmosphere was joyous, and Lin Yi, who hadn’t shown his face, also couldn’t help but chuckle softly.
While chuckling, a crazy stream of "grass-mud horse" ran across his mind.
He never imagined that this guy was actually the Xiao Youzi from the Muzi family.
He had just rewarded him a hundred thousand w for not being a cliffhanger cheat, only to slap himself in the face.
However, Lin Yi thought it was a funny coincidence to randomly et this guy on a plane.
But you have to admit, this guy has quite the imagination.
Not only Lin Yi, but even the security guard who remained expressionless had a slight smirk.
The two guys from before had long forgotten that the gold-rimd glasses guy had just rebutted them.
The ones laughing the loudest were those two.
The joke took a while to build, but finally, it did, and the won in the first class and two flight attendants blushed.
But their perked up ears indicated they quite enjoyed the topic.
Yet the matter was far from over; amidst the constant laughter, Xiao Youzi continued:
"Hey, everyone quiet down, I haven’t finished yet, like I said, I’m refuting the two brothers; I can’t leave it unfinished, haha.
Back to our story, this decree really worked, before long, the won were all pregnant, finally relieving Japan of the heavy responsibility of population growth.
But while children were there, who the father was remained unknown. Now ca another dilemma: what last na should these kids take?
Upon hearing this, the emperor was unbothered, what’s so hard about not knowing the surna? Well then, wherever the child was conceived, let’s use that as the surna.
Gee, don’t say, this really streamlined things.
So, under the mountain ’doing it’, they took the surna Yamashita; by the rice field, it was Tanabe.
Of course, for those who couldn’t rember who or where specifically, the won thought, fine, just take the village na as the surna.
So, that’s why I have to refute the brothers, it’s not that they forgot our ancestors, bla, gotta bla that brawl, tui, bla that national war..."
Pfft~
Pfft~
With his serious words, a series of spitting sounds echoed in the first class cabin.
Lin Yi, who just sipped his juice, sprayed it instantly.
Holy crap, this guy is definitely a talent.
And not just that, imdiately Lin Yi...
[To be continued...]
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