"Get the treasurer! No, get the rich players! All of them! Liquidate the guild vault! Sell everything! We need numbers!!! How much can we pay!??? If we can sohow buy our city back, then we can get a leg up on everyone else!"
"What the hell? Are you an idiot? He is just bluffing! How can one person attack so many cities? No one needs to pay anything. That idiot can rot in hell for all I care!"
"Fuck you, Blood God! You are not scaring anyone! Did you think NPCs are a joke?" "I am in Thunder City, little bitch. Co here if you dare. I will be waiting here for you with a fuck ton of mana grenades! What do you think of that, little bitch? Do you think only you can cheat in this ga? Let see what you can do against my mana grenades!"
"Mana grenades? What the hell are you talking about? Stupid. Shut the fuck up. Fuck you and fuck your mother! Why did you ntion our city's na? We're dead. He's gonna target us, I just know it."
"You are the stupid! Do you know how powerful mana grenades are? I unlocked a special class bitch. My babies are going to straight-up blow that mother fucker's face. Fuck him and his poison. In front of my sweet, sweet mana grenades, no one stands a chance! Thunder city! I am right here, mofo! Co and get !"
"Are you kidding ? He is still yapping? Sobody get this loser to shut up!"
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you, you stupid shit. Shut up. Shut up."
"Why should I shut up? My mana grenades are freaking aweso! You guys don't know the difference between heaven and earth. You know what? I will do this world a favor. Anyone can buy mana grenades from ! Only 10 gold coins a pop. Co and get it. Thunder city, everyone!"
"Shut up! Shut up!"
"Don't worry. I don't think Blood God will be petty enough to care about one idiot like this. Let that idiot blabber whatever. Where did this one even co from?"
"Ba ha ha ha! Imagine if Blood God really cos to Thunder City…"
"I said, co to Thunder City, Blood God! I'll shove a grenade up your &^$&($"
"Bro, PLEASE stop. PLEASE."
"Soone zip-tie this idiot's keyboard."
"If we die because of this clown, I am uninstalling."
"Thunder city will not fall! I have mana grenades!!"
"Shut the hell up! Your mana grenades can't even kill a boar properly!"
"Hey! That boar was cheating!"
"Oh. My. God."
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Chuckling at the chaos, Damon floated above the poisoned ruins of Skyfall, blood wings spread out magnificently behind his back. He glanced at World Chat and smirked. It looked like his next destination was already announced for him.
"So Thunder City, huh…" he murmured. Damon smirked wider. These people really didn't understand. He didn't need to bluff. He didn't need to threaten. He didn't need to negotiate. If they told him where to go… he'd simply go there.
He knew he probably couldn't do this for long now, but there was nothing stopping him from taking down another few cities before the big shots started to take action.
He looked out toward the distance, toward the direction where Thunder City lay, still blissfully un-poisoned, still bustling, still alive.
"Well," Damon said softly, stretching his fingers as venomous mist flowed around him in the form of snakes, "far be it from to ignore a heartfelt invitation." A Blood Gate appeared in front of him, and he then vanished.
While Damon teleported to Thunder City, the people of Thunder City were blissfully unaware of their impending doom. They were doing what ordinary players did. They were running dungeons, bartering in markets, fishing by the river, flirting with NPCs. A few were even laughing at the idiot spamming mana grenade advertisents in World Chat.
anwhile, the idiot himself, ManaDaddy999, stood proudly on the city's eastern wall, chest puffed out, arms loaded with a belt of glittery blue grenades that looked more like fireworks than weapons.
"I'm telling you guys!" he boasted, showing off a grenade by holding it two inches from a mage's face. "These babies are OP. I will blast that bastard Blood God all the way to the graveyard, and then I will camp that mofo and blast his ass so more!"
A small crowd had already ford around him. His friends exchanged looks. So of them had tried the old version of the mana grenade, and it was pathetic. But maybe the new version was better?
Just as they were chatting, a pack of wolves wandered near them. ManaDaddy999 used this chance to demo a few mana grenades. He only used five grenades, and shockingly, they were enough to deal with the entire wolf pack.
Imdiately, everyone cheered for him. So even slowly started accepting that maybe the guy had so rit in what he was saying. ManaDaddy999 enjoyed the awestruck looks from his friends and the crowd and happily jumped from the wall, showing off his level 50 prowess. He only lost 20% of his health jumping from such a height, which was very impressive for soone at level 50.
He then humd a happy tune and collected all the drops from the wolf pack. "These are too low-level for . Does anyone need it? I am feeling particularly generous today, and I can give it to you guys for free? Who wants it? Any takers?" He chuckled.
His entire attention was on his friends, but unexpectedly, a voice sounded behind him. "I can take those."
ManaDaddy999's heart nearly stopped from the shock. For so reason, a feeling of utter dread pooled in his stomach. He slowly turned around when a pair of cold and dangerous crimson eyes t him.
"Hello, mana grenade expert. Nice to et you." Damon casually reached his hand forward and took the few wolf pelts and wolf teeth from the guy's hand. "I don't need these, but I never say no to free stuff. I never feel generous, and I never decline an invitation."
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