Saya and the Dragon Chapter 130.5: The Night of the Twins (high smut chapter)

Gods, okay, look—I didn’t plan on fucking twins.

That’s not a thing I wake up and scribble into my itinerary between “steal candied almonds” and “betray lover for coin.”

But there I was.

Naked. Pinned between two wall-sized slabs of man-at called Hjort and Brund.

Barbarian twins.

From the high snows of the Northmarch, where the n are born bellowing and the won bench-press goats.

And ?

I was just a sweaty little disaster wedged between their matching eight-packs and shared moral flexibility.

Let explain.

We’d hit a war camp. Classic scam.

I played the oracle, veils and moans, blah blah. The Dragon did fire theatrics.

Crowd went wild.

The twins ca up after the performance, shirtless, grinning, reeking of sweat, ad, and testosterone.

They offered a mammoth steak.

I said: "Only if I get to eat it off your chest."

They said: "We share everything."

I said: "Do you now?"

And that was it.

Back in their tent—spacious, fur-lined, smuggled wine and questionable mushrooms—I realized two things:

1. These n had zero thoughts behind their eyes.

2. Their bodies made up for everything else.

They peeled out of my silks like I was so overripe fruit.

Hands everywhere. Hot breath on my neck. One of them bit my ass. Not gently. I yelped. He grinned.

Brund was the quiet one. Hjort made noises like he was wrestling bears.

They took turns. Then stopped taking turns.

There were positions I’m pretty sure violate local ordinances.

At one point I ended up upside down with one of them eating out like a starving man at a honey festival while the other fed grapes and told I was a goddess.

I might have co so hard I bit Hjort’s shoulder. He thanked .

Now, was it emotionally fulfilling?

No.

Did they rember my na?

Also no.

They called “Witch-Tits” the entire ti and I honestly didn’t mind.

By dawn I was raw, radiant, and mildly concussed.

I crawled out of that tent glowing like a temple lantern, hair a ss, tunic inside out, hips ruined.

The Dragon sniffed , groaned, and muttered sothing about “plague-by-stupidity” and “testosterone poisoning.”

I just winked and said, “They were very generous worshippers.”

He rolled his eyes. I couldn’t feel my legs. Worth it.

So yeah.

I did the twins.

And the twins did .

Ten out of ten.

Would get barbarian-sandwiched again.

Just… next ti, remind to stretch.

Don’t look at like that.

Seriously. Wipe that expression off your face.

Have you ever been sandwiched?

No?

Then shut up.

Yes?

Then you know exactly what I’m talking about.

That mont when your soul leaves your body for a quick smoke break and your legs forget the concept of “floor.”

Spit roasted.

Yup.

One at each end, in the middle, making sounds I didn’t know I was capable of.

I think I owed.

Once. Maybe twice. Don’t judge. I was busy.

And yeah, since we’re spilling tea:

There was butt stuff.

North Gate, South Gate, both under siege.

One of them called it “breaching the fortress.”

I scread.

Not in protest.

My hips were holding peace negotiations with the gods while my spine was writing its last will and testant.

So go ahead. Clutch your pearls.

Call depraved, profane, possessed by all seven sins doing cartwheels.

And I’ll just sit here grinning like a cat in heat who got into the cream, the cookies, and half the dairy farm.

Because honey—that night was a religious experience.

And my temple got thoroughly worshipped.

Twice. Simultaneously.

By twins.

An.

Don’t get wrong.

I’m not just about hair pulling, slapping, and being pounded into a mattress like a drum in a war parade.

I an… yeah, that’s my brand.

But I’m not so wild beast in heat 24/7.

I can do gentle.

Saya can be gentle.

If you ask nicely.

If you pay even nicer.

Soft touches? Sure.

Sweet kisses? I’ve practiced.

Slow, sensual grinding while whispering “oh gods yes right there” like I an it?

Absolutely within my skillset.

Just don’t confuse it with affection.

You want purring?

I’ll purr like a kitten in heat on a velvet cushion.

I’ll sigh and moan and trace your na on your chest with my fingertips while making you feel like you’re the center of my universe.

I’ll look into your eyes like I’m seeing starlight for the first ti.

Like I need you.

Like this is different.

Special.

And then I’ll take the coin, tuck it in my garter, and vanish before your post-nut delusions start forming marriage plans.

I’ve done the gentle thing.

I've rocked the slow candlelit rhythm.

I've faked sweet innocence so well I made grown n cry with joy and hand family heirlooms.

Gentle is a performance.

And baby—I’m a professional.

But don’t be fooled.

Underneath the silk and sighs and soft hands?

Still Saya.

Still sharp.

Still the girl who’ll ride you raw and rob you blind if you snore too loud after.