Saya and the Dragon Chapter 221: Sward Swallowing

Chapter 221: Sward Swallowing

I cannot. I literally cannot.

“So get this,” I say, plopping down beside the fire with all the grace of a drunk satyr in silk. My ankles are still jingling from the fair, my eyes all wide and wicked with leftover awe. “This girl? This woman? She took a gods-damned sword, a real one—not a dagger, not a prop, not a little fancy toothpick for cheese—and she just... slid it down her throat. Like schhhhhhlick. Whole thing.”

The Dragon barely lifts his snout off his tail coil. One eye half-lidded. Utterly unimpressed. “Please don’t make that sound again.”

“No, no, no, listen!” I wave my hands, bangles flashing. “She didn’t gag. Not once. Not even a little cough. It was like… like poetry. If poetry was steel and ca with a death risk bonus. I swear, I felt it. In my soul. Or sowhere slightly lower. Maybe my ovaries.”

“Your ovaries are not a unit of asurent,” the Dragon mutters.

“Neither is your mood, but here we are.” I grab a fig from the pouch. “You ever seen soone deepthroat a broadsword, Ashbreath? She tilted her head back like a goddess mid-offering and just—gulp. Gone. Like with cock. But with a blade. A blade, mind you! It wasn’t thin. It had a crossguard.”

He finally lifts his whole head. That’s how I know I’ve got him. Not intrigued, no. Horrified.

“I don’t like where this is going,” he says, slow and cold as a glacier curse.

“Oh, you’re gonna hate it,” I beam. “Because I absolutely need to learn how she did it.”

“You’re not putting a sword down your throat, Saya.”

“Why not?” I pout. “It’s elegant. It’s art. It’s talent. And imagine the coin! A little hip wiggle, a flutter of lashes, and then—fwoop!—Saya swallows the blade of Lord Dreml’s ceremonial bastard sword and everyone gasps and throws gold. So cry. So get hard. So do both.”

“You’ll die.” He narrows his eyes. “Your throat isn’t armored.”

“My gag reflex is,” I say proudly.

“Tragically, I believe that,” he growls. “And yet you’ve survived long enough to ruin my life.”

“Exactly! I’m gifted.” I stretch like a smug cat, basking in my own perverse ambition. “I’m not saying I’ll do it tonight. I’ll start with spoons or maybe a sausage link. But eventually—”

“I’m burning every sausage in this camp.”

“You wouldn’t dare.”

“Oh, I would.”

I roll onto my side and waggle a toe at him. “You’re just jealous I’m the star of our little circus. Admit it.”

“I’m the dragon,” he mutters, curling his tail tighter. “You’re the disaster.”

“Semantics,” I say, popping the fig into my mouth. “But fine. I won’t swallow a sword.”

He relaxes.

“Until I find one pretty enough.”

I glance at my dagger.

Just a glance.

Long. Slim. Bronze, polished to a dull glow. Double-edged. It’s not even that wide. I’ve had worse down my throat. Let’s not pretend.

I wiggle it between two fingers, thoughtful. “I could totally do it.”

The Dragon doesn’t even look up. “No.”

“What do you an no?”

“No, Saya.”

I sit up, dead serious now. “You weren’t there today. That girl? That artist? That sensual steel-sucking sorceress? She made it look easy. Graceful. I bet she makes a fortune in tips and underwear.”

“You are not swallowing your dagger.”

“I’ve had worse!” I say, holding it up like a challenge. “Sir Ogden, for one. His thing curves. It curves. And then there’s Gregory.”

Now that makes him look up. The snout lifts. His eyes go all squinty and judgntal. “The demon?”

I grin. “You know how big Gregory is.”

“I also know he’s not made of iron.”

“Well, neither was Sir Ogden. Not that night. Or morning. Or afternoon.” I wave the dagger again. “This is child’s play.”

“It’s a weapon.”

“So was Gregory’s,” I smirk.

He lets out this ancient, withering sigh like my whole existence personally offends him.

I ignore it. “Besides, I was temple trained, rember? I still recall the instructions. ‘Back straight. Neck loose. Mind open. Breathe through your nose. No teeth.’”

“Was that Mother Oralia?”

“Mother Oralia-Organa,” I say proudly. “She had a scroll about it. With diagrams. I got extra scroll ti for technique.”

He buries his face in his tail like the world is ending.

I scoot a little closer to the fire, dagger still in hand. “I’m just saying. How hard can it be?”

“Hard enough to kill you,” he mutters.

“But imagine the tips,” I say, staring at the blade again. “Imagine the show. Saya the Serpent. Saya the Sword Swallower. Saya of the Sacred Gullet.”

“I will eat that dagger before I let you try.”

I pout. “You’re such a killjoy.”

“I’m the only reason you’re still alive.”

“Oh co on. Just the tip?”

“Saya.”

“Fine. Later. When you’re asleep.”

I’m not done. Not even close.

I lean forward, eyes all bright and dangerous. “And then—wait till you hear this—there was this guy at the fair. Big crowd. No shirt. Muscles. But not the gross kind. Greased, though. Definitely greased.”

The Dragon lifts his snout again. That one eye does a tired blink.

“He was breathing fire.”

Everything stops. The air stills. The Dragon stares at like I just pissed on a shrine.

“That’s not funny.”

“I’m not joking!”

“Saya. That is downright offensive.”

I blink. “What? Why?”

His voice drops like a falling mountain. “Because humans don’t breathe fire. It’s not a trick. It’s not sothing you learn with a godsdamn stick. It is sacred. It is the birthright of fla-born blood. And now you’re telling so shirtless grease boy is pretending—?”

“Ok yes—yes!” I raise my hands in surrender. “I know it’s a party trick. But, gods, it was so cool! He had these long sticks, like torches, right? Lit both ends. Swallowed the fla, then turned around and blew it out in this giant woosh. People scread. Hair got singed. It was amazing.”

The Dragon looks like he’s going to throw up from secondhand sha.

“Let get this straight,” he says slowly. “You were impressed by a sweaty half-naked man—”

“Yes.”

“—who shoved burning sticks into his mouth—”

“Twice.”

“—and then spit them back out while standing on a wooden stage next to children.”

“Yes!”

He blinks. “Saya. That’s not fire-breathing. That’s arson with applause.”

“I know,” I say, clutching the dagger to my chest like a fangirl. “But if you saw him—his stance, the drama, the timing—he made it look like he was conjuring fla from his soul.”

“You are banned from fire. Forever.”

“You can’t ban from elents. That’s not how elents work.”

“You tried to cook once and nearly created chemical warfare.”

“Oh please, that stew wasn’t even on fire. It was just… minty. And crunchy. And possibly flammable.”

“Exactly.”

I sigh, flopping backward into my bedroll, dagger still in hand, brain still afla. “Fine. No fire. No sword. I’ll just be boring old Saya.”

“Finally,” he mutters.

Pause.

“But if I find a fireproof throat charm—”

He snarls, tail flicking like an insulted cat.

“In holy hell, Saya,” he growls, “why are you fawning over so town clown with oiled pecs and a death wish when you—you absolute little gremlin—live with an actual dragon?”

Before I can answer, whoomph—

The tree behind explodes in fla. A proper tree, too. Big. Solid. Now it’s a torch. Crackling. Screaming sap. Heat slaps my thighs.

The Dragon exhales through his nose like it’s just another Tuesday. “That is fire-breathing,” he says coldly. “No trick. No torch. Just tabolism. I do it daily, girl.”

I blink. “Well now you’re just showing off.”

“Correct.”

“Ok, fine,” I sit up, brushing cinders off my tunic. “You’re a dragon. You breathe fire. Big surprise. But imagine if I could do it.”

He doesn’t blink. Doesn’t twitch.

Dead serious: “Saya.”

“No, listen!” I scramble to my feet, grinning. “No one expects —little slutty, barely-dressed, ankle-jewelry-jingling —to walk up, bend over, and breathe hellfire. Think about it. Think about the drama. The sheer surprise. I could light a cigarette with my tongue. I could toast marshmallows on command. I could defend myself.”

“You have a dagger.”

“Yes, but it’s not theatrical. Fire is sexy. Fire is power. Fire gets you tips and fear.”

His eyes narrow. “You’d set your own tits on fire within the week.”

“That’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

He exhales. “Saya.”

I beam. “Yes?”

He leans in. Real low. Voice like ash and thunder. “If you ever try to swallow fla, I will lock you in a wet cave and tell everyone you’re on a silent ditation retreat.”

I pout. “But I’d be iconic.”

“You’d be crispy.”

“…Still iconic, though.”

***

Next morning. Early. Sun barely up. Mist still clinging to the moss like regret.

And there I am. Standing in front of our cave like so barefoot woodland harlot in training, wearing nothing but a scarf-wrap skirt and determination. I’ve bent a bunch of green branches into a giant hoop—tied with my hair ribbon, no less—and I’m trying to twirl the damn thing around my hips like I wasn’t born in a brothel but in a traveling circus.

The Dragon slinks out, blinking at the sunlight like it personally offends him. He watches in silence. I twirl. It drops. I pick it up again. Twirl. Drop. Again.

He tilts his head. “Are you… hula-hooping?”

“I’m learning,” I say, catching it with one thigh and twisting. “Now be useful. Light it on fire.”

He blinks. “I beg your what?”

I grin, holding the hoop up like an offering. “Co on, just a puff. A whisper. A tickle of fla. I need it to catch but not explode.”

He doesn’t move. Just stares at like I’m a forest raccoon asking for matches.

“You want ,” he says slowly, “to set fire to your homade twig ring while you spin it around your hips.”

“Yes.”

Pause.

“Why?”

“Because—” I spin again, this ti managing three full rotations before it clatters to the dirt. “There was this other girl at the fair. She did this whole dance. Like belly dancing, but with the hoop on fire. It circled her waist, her shoulders, her arms, and everything glowed. The crowd went wild. I wanted to tip her. I wanted to be her.”

“She was likely a professional. Trained. Fireproofed.”

“She was a goddess.” I pick up the hoop again. “And I am going to beco one. So co on, Ashbreath. Be a dear. Light it up.”

He steps closer. “What happened last ti you tried to cook?”

“Unrelated.”

“You lit your own braid on fire.”

“That was mint tea, not performance art. This is different.”

He eyes the hoop. Then . Then my hips. His nostrils flare.

Finally, he sighs. “If you burn off your own ass, I’m not helping regrow it.”

“That’s fair.”

A tiny puff of heat. The hoop catches.

And then—I twirl.

Fire follows , a ribbon of heat and motion. I squeal. It’s beautiful.

Until it slaps in the thigh.

“Aaaugh!”

The Dragon facepalms with a claw. “I give it ten seconds before you’re naked, screaming, and flaming through the woods like a cursed lantern.”

I’m already hopping in a circle, patting my skirt.

So yes...

A mont later...

I am on fire.

Rolling in the dirt. Screaming. Cursing. The stupid hoop’s sowhere in the bushes, still smoldering like the smug circle of doom it is. My skirt is gone—just ash and singed ribbon scraps—and my braid… oh gods, my braid slls like roasted goat ass.

I flop over, panting. Covered in soot. Scraped elbows. Probably lost a toenail. Definitely lost dignity.

I stagger upright. Naked. Charred. Hair smoldering like a bad on.

The Dragon is sitting there.

Smug as hell.

Claws crossed. Tail curled. Watching like I’m the finale of a play he didn’t pay to see.

“Well,” he says, deadpan. “At least now you don’t need a torch. You are one.”

I glare. I am one puff of wind away from spontaneous combustion and this ancient bastard is smirking.

I hiss. “You couldn’t have warned ?”

“I did. Repeatedly. With increasing clarity.”

“You didn’t say it would spread that fast!”

“It’s fire, Saya. It does that. It’s sort of its thing.”

I look down at myself. Blackened toes. Smoke rising from what used to be a very cute hip scarf. My nipple has soot on it.

I jab a finger at him. “You’re enjoying this.”

He exhales a long, satisfied puff of smoke. “Imnsely.”

I grab a piece of burnt twig, wrap it in what’s left of my pride, and stomp—limp—toward the cave.

Behind , he calls out, “On the bright side, you’ve now perford the legendary ‘Dance of the Flaming Idiot.’ It’s rarely done with such conviction.”

I flip him off with the hand that isn’t blistered. “Next ti I ask you to light sothing, just incinerate outright. It’ll be faster.”

“Duly noted.”

Smug bastard.

Chapter 222: Runaways

The fire crackles like it’s judging for the way I roast this onion. I stabbed it on a stick. That’s it. That’s the recipe. The stick is slightly burnt now. The onion is still raw in the middle and singed outside. It’s my signature dish.

The Dragon stretches his enormous clawed toes toward the flas and exhales like a world-weary aunt.

"How is a city girl like you," he drawls, "coping with this endless exile among rocks, goat shit, and mud?"

I shrug.

Because what am I supposed to say? That I cry myself to sleep? That I dream of silks and smoke and waking up to the sll of bread instead of my own armpit?

"You talk about cities," he adds. "Like you miss them."

I sigh. Not dramatic. Just tired. Real tired.

"Cities are full of roofs," I say. "And food you don’t have to kill yourself. And if you know where to sleep, you don’t wake up with slugs in your underwear."

He doesn’t laugh. He usually does when I say underwear.

I poke the onion. Still raw.

He doesn’t say anything. So I do.

"I can’t go back. Not really."

He tilts his head.

"If I’m caught," I say, "and soone actually takes the ti to check the brands on my thigh and hip—"

I lift the hem of my tunic just slightly, let him see the faint scar-ink under my skin, ugly where it should have been ornantal.

"—then it’s ga over. I’m not just so runaway tart. I’m property."

The word sticks in my mouth like bad wine. I say it anyway.

"They’d drag back, naked. In chains. Paraded. Whipped maybe, but not too much. Can’t bruise the rchandise. Might shave my head again. Make sure I understand I’m not clever, or free, or special."

He’s not blinking. Not even pretending to nap like usual when I get morose.

"In Seebulba? They’d pillory naked in the harbor district. Let dockhands grope just enough to humiliate but not damage. Then auction off with a sign that says Returned Runaway—Partially Broken In."

He flinches at that. Just a twitch in the corner of his mouth, but I see it.

"In Toemacha, it’s classier. They’d lock in a marble cell and bathe in rose water while whispering about purity and repentance. But it’s still a cage. And when the buyers co, they’ll smile while checking teeth and breasts and how pink the inside of my thighs is."

He growls low in his throat. A sound like mountains grinding their teeth.

I keep going. I don’t know why.

"In Lerida? It’s paperwork and ink stamps and public sha. They’d clip my ear maybe. Or slap an iron collar with my registry number. Then back on the block I go."

I bite into the onion. It’s disgusting. My eyes water.

"I’d rather eat this every night than ever go back to being soone’s thing."

He stares into the fire.

"And you think wandering with is safer?"

I grin.

"No. It’s stupid and dangerous and full of fleas. But at least I’m stupid and dangerous and flea-bitten on my own terms."

He huffs smoke through his nostrils.

"Then sleep, stupid girl," he mutters, curling his tail around . "And dream of cities with no chains."

I lean into the warm scale of his belly.

"Only if there’s a bakery."

"Fine. But you’re still not getting curtains."

"Rude."

And we sleep. Just a girl and her monster. Better than gilded cages and perfud lies.

The fire’s low now. Just embers. The Dragon shifts, tail coiled like a bored cat, head resting on his claws.

“There are other cities,” he says, voice soft, like he’s trying not to wake the stars. “Delvida. Iolika. Even Tanagra, if we stayed low.”

I snort. Not amused. Not even close.

“And what would I do there?” I ask, flicking a pebble into the dying fire. “Sing for coppers on a street corner? Spread my legs in so alley behind a tavern? Freelance under the archway by the market gates like the rest of the untethered at?”

He doesn’t answer.

“I’ve no craft but whorecraft and thieving,” I say. “And let’s be honest—I’m better at lying on my back than picking locks. And I wasn’t even temple-trained properly. Got kicked out for swearing mid-ritual and biting a priest.”

Still no answer.

“You couldn’t co with ,” I add, staring up at the moonless sky. “Not into the walls. Not into the real cities. No dragon in Delvida. You’d never fit through the gates, and they don’t exactly have a perch for you at the city square.”

Silence stretches. Tight.

“And ?” I whisper. “Without you, I’d be back to being furniture with a heartbeat. Priced by the hour. Stripped of na, again. And this ti, I’d probably let it happen.”

He shifts. The ground groans under him.

“You wouldn’t,” he mutters.

I don’t respond.

Because maybe I would.

Because maybe the scariest part of freedom is not knowing what to do with it.

Because maybe chains at least co with purpose.

And out here—this fire, this wind, this dragon—it’s chaos. It’s cold. It’s wild.

But it’s mine.

So I pull his wing over like a blanket and whisper, “I’ll stay, lizard. Just... don’t die on before I figure out who the fuck I am.”

He grunts.

“Rude,” I add, curling up under the leathery warmth. “I didn’t even say good night.”

“Because you never shut up,” he murmurs.

And I sleep. Because I can. Because no one owns this silence but .