Song Zhe really wanted to cry. The cool hairstyle he had just done was completely ssed up by Xu Fan into a bird's nest, not to ntion his group of brothers had been beaten by Xu Fan into pig's heads!
How could he describe the misery?
Looking at the smiling Xu Fan in front of him, he mourned and quickly agreed, "Okay, no, no problem..."
Smack!
Then, as soon as he had agreed, Xu Fan slapped him across the face! The strike sent Song Zhe seeing stars!
"Bro, why, why did you hit ..."
Song Zhe began to stamr with a crying tone. Damn it! I agreed to your terms, yet you still hit !
Xu Fan curled his lips, dissatisfied, and said, "Stamring, I guess you aren't willing, huh?"
"Not at all, bro! I am willing!"
Song Zhe cried! After being beaten for so long, how could he not stamr...
"Bro, the al, I'll treat, just dismiss like a fart, please..."
Smack!
This ti Song Zhe's voice was much louder, but Xu Fan still slapped him directly across the face! Imdiately, two teeth fell straight out of his mouth!
"Bro, why did you hit again, is my voice still not loud enough..." With missing teeth, Song Zhe's speech now whistled as he talked.
Xu Fan curled his lips, gave an "oh" sound, and said, "Sorry, my hand slipped."
After saying that, he threw Song Zhe directly onto the ground and said to the diners around who were as still as wooden chickens, "Everyone, order whatever you like today, the more expensive the better! Today's al is on !"
"Hmm..."
Saying this, Xu Fan glanced at Song Zhe on the ground and added, "He's paying!"
"Yay!"
Imdiately, the crowd cheered, thinking that watching the excitent was never too much trouble, especially now with Xu Fan covering them. The more expensive, the more they would eat! After all, soone was paying!
In no ti, everyone began adding dishes to their orders, and the boss was overjoyed with the bustling business!
This damn slap actually made his business surge! He wished Xu Fan would co every day!
At this mont, Song Zhe and his group were obediently kneeling aside, not daring to move without Xu Fan's command.
After Xu Fan sat down next to Shi Lei, he patted his shoulder and said, "It's okay, the past is the past; just recognize the right people from now on."
Shi Lei nodded, picked up a glass of wine from the table, and downed it.
"Bro Xu, I won't say anything else; a toast to you, brother!"
He was very clear that Xu Fan's lesson to Song Zhe was just to vent anger on his behalf.
At that mont, Shi Lei felt that knowing brother Xu Fan was the best thing he had done in his life!
Soon, everyone had their fill of food and drink, and only after Song Zhe had paid off the colossal bill did the group disperse.
Now, Xu Fan returned ho to find no sign of Zhou Keren or Qin ngyue.
Zhou Keren was likely dragged away by Tong Dacheng to grade papers, as for Qin ngyue, it was unknown.
He shook his head; he had drunk several bottles of wine and was feeling a bit groggy. He sat on the sofa to rest for a while, then prepared to take a quick shower and go straight to bed.
Knock, knock, knock.
Just then, there were knocks at the door.
Xu Fan frowned slightly. Zhou Keren and Qin ngyue both had keys, so anyone knocking at this hour was likely Xiao Lan stopping by for a visit.
"Coming!"
Xu Fan called out and walked toward the door.
Upon opening the front door, he saw Xiao Lan, casually dressed, standing at the threshold.
"Xu Fan, have you been drinking?"
Xiao Lan quickly slled the alcohol on Xu Fan's body, and with a touch of concern, she furrowed her brows and asked, "Did sothing unpleasant happen?"
"Uh, well..."
Xu Fan grinned, and it could indeed be said that way.
He figured that by early tomorrow morning, he would probably be expelled from school. Considering it, it did seem to qualify as a sad event.
"Hehe, Lan sister, are you going to comfort ?"
Xu Fan teased Xiao Lan with a mischievous smile on his face.
Seeing this, Xiao Lan couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, reproachfully saying, "You, hey, go sit down first, and I'll make you sothing to sober up!"
After speaking, Xiao Lan pushed Xu Fan onto the sofa and headed to the kitchen to prepare a sobering soup for him.
"Drink this quickly, otherwise, by tomorrow you're definitely going to have a headache."
Once the sobering soup was ready, Xiao Lan sat next to Xu Fan, considerately blowing on it before starting to feed it to him.
Xu Fan didn't feel that drunk, but with such a beauty taking care of him, he was naturally happy to enjoy it.
Soon, after finishing a bowl of sobering soup, Xiao Lan set the bowl on the coffee table and asked, "How's that? Feeling better?"
Xu Fan shook his head and said, "Lan sister, I'm still sad."
"Ah?"
Xiao Lan was startled—still sad?
She glanced at Xu Fan with confusion, thinking it must be true—why else would he go drinking if it weren't for sothing saddening?
"Sigh, if Lan sister would give a hug, maybe my mood would improve."
"You!"
At that mont, Xu Fan heaved a sigh and Xiao Lan blushed at his words—this guy, wasn't he being too bold?
Xiao Lan looked around subconsciously, thinking that if a guest or ng Yue saw this, how could she save face...
Just then, Xu Fan pouted and said in a downcast tone, "Ah, what to do, the baby is unhappy..."
"You! You really are quite the little devil!"
Xiao Lan couldn't help but smile through her exasperation at Xu Fan—she truly was at her wits' end with this guy.
Since it seed like Keren and the others weren't ho, she felt a little less nervous.
Looking at Xu Fan, she said with a slightly red face, "Alright, a hug it is. But I'm telling you beforehand, don't try anything else! Otherwise, I'll get mad!"
Xiao Lan was a bit nervous; after all, Xu Fan had been drinking, and if he held her and tried to do other things, she wouldn't be able to stop him.
"Hehe, I'll just hold you!"
At that mont, Xu Fan chuckled and embraced Xiao Lan's curvaceous body. Slling the faint scent of her body, he couldn't help feeling blissful.
Xiao Lan, not as thick-skinned as this guy, felt her face burning as he held her.
"Little devil, you should at least tell sis what happened, shouldn't you?"
Xu Fan curled his lips and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal. I might just get expelled from school tomorrow. By then, Lan sister, why don't you take care of ."
"You see, I'll tell you, there's not much to except for my many virtues! If you take care of , both in and out of bed, that would definitely be a good deal!"
"Pfft!"
Xiao Lan chuckled at his joke and after giving him a look, she pushed him away and said, "And here I thought it was sothing serious. Getting expelled, is that it?"
"I can help you with that. I'll just need to pull so strings, and as long as you've not killed anyone, you'll get past this."
Xu Fan frowned slightly as he listened.
It seed that to Xiao Lan, this situation was just a trivial matter.
He chuckled to himself, thinking that his lovely landlady was indeed not as simple as she appeared...
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