Chapter 1009: Chapter 1093: Teaming Up
Zhao Han was puzzled: “I’ve never even held a woman’s hand, how can I help you?”
“We’ll talk about it when you get here. Where are you now?” Chen Nan asked.
“Just entered Ningjiang City.”
“Then hurry over here. I’ve got a headache trying to woo this girl.”
After hanging up, Chen Nan tossed his phone aside, feeling a bit excited. Zhao Han ca at just the right ti; he was just wondering who could help him, and Zhao appeared.
Even though Wolf’s martial arts skills are good enough to handle Chu Wenrou,
Chen Nan absolutely wouldn’t let him be involved because that guy is hopelessly lecherous. If he pretended to be a rogue, who knows if he’d actually take advantage of Chu Wenrou…
Ten minutes later, Zhao Han arrived.
“Brother, how do you want to help you? I know nothing about wooing won.” Zhao Han was unaware of Chen Nan’s plan, so he asked as soon as he ca in.
Chen Nan smiled and said, “It’s nothing big, really simple—it’s a piece of cake for you.”
“What exactly do I have to do?”
Chen Nan took a drag of his cigarette and explained his big plan for wooing won to Zhao Han.
After listening, Zhao Han’s face changed dramatically, looking troubled at Chen Nan: “Brother, you… you want to pretend to be a rogue who harasses won?”
Chen Nan nodded and said with a smile, “Don’t worry; the girl is not bad-looking. But rember, she’s my type, so you can’t actually go for real.”
“No, that’s not what I an.” Zhao Han shook his head hurriedly and said, “I an, I can’t handle this kind of thing.”
Chen Nan frowned and said, “Why can’t you handle it? Are you not a man?”
“Of course I am!”
“If you are, then what’s the problem?”
Zhao Han said helplessly, “What I an is, this isn’t my style! If you want to tease a woman, I don’t even know what to say.”
Chen Nan sighed and said, “And here you call yourself a man, not knowing how to tease a woman.”
“I’m a cultivator with a pure heart and few desires. How could I do such a thing?” Zhao Han said, feeling depressed. He thought to himself, what kind of world is this where a decent guy gets criticized for not teasing won?
Chen Nan patted him on the shoulder and said, “Brother, stop hesitating. Just one sentence — are you in or not?”
“But I really don’t know how to tease won!” Zhao Han said helplessly, sighing. “All right, for the sake of brotherhood, I’ll risk it. When is it happening?”
“The sooner, the better. We could do it now,” Chen Nan said, rubbing his hands together.
He thought to himself: Chu Wenrou, even if you’re a tigress, I’m going to ta you and turn you into a docile kitten.
“Now…” Zhao Han looked troubled, “Can you give so ti to prepare?”
Chen Nan was speechless.
Normally, when it cos to fighting, Zhao Han’s all action, no hesitation, never fears death. But now, pretending to be a rogue, he says he needs ti to prepare.
“Fine, we’ll act in an hour.”
“No, no, no!” Zhao Han quickly said, “That’s too soon. How about tomorrow? Tonight, let’s have a drink to muster so courage.”
Chen Nan patted his forehead and said with a wry smile, “It’s just pretending to harass, and you need to muster courage? Co on, don’t make look down on you. A woman scares you this much? It’s settled, one hour.”
“If it were a fight, I wouldn’t hesitate. I’d risk everything, even if it’s against a woman. But you want to tease a woman? That’s like asking to die. At least wait until it’s dark.” Zhao Han was very frustrated. He’d never done anything so dirty before!
…
After that, the two brothers went to a bar and drank a few bottles of alcohol.
Before they realized it, it was dark. Chen Nan glanced at Zhao Han and said, “Ready now?”
“Ready,” Zhao Han said, but with a face full of reluctance.
“Alright, ti is short; let’s get moving,” Chen Nan said, standing up and heading outside.
Zhao Han followed closely.
Outside, Chen Nan called Wolf, asking him to track Chu Wenrou’s phone signal.
After getting Wolf’s response, Chen Nan and Zhao Han flew east.
“I heard you wiped out the Stabbing God Sect. I was skeptical at first, but seeing your Life and Death Reincarnation Divine Power, it must be true,” Zhao Han exclaid after witnessing it.
Chen Nan punched him on the shoulder and laughed, “You’ve been quite ruthless yourself, reaching the Tenth Level of Tao in just a few months.”
Zhao Han said, “Honestly, I never believed you were the best among the younger generation. We’ll have to spar one of these days.”
Chen Nan laughed heartily, “Anyti you’re ready.”
In just a matter of seconds, Chen Nan and Zhao Han descended quickly from the sky, landing together in a small park.
This park wasn’t far from Chu Wenrou’s ho and had no fences around it. If she walked out, she could reach the area’s biggest mall through this park.
Thanks to Wolf’s recent signal tracking, Chu Wenrou was coming from the mall and heading this way.
“Damn, my hands are shaking,” Zhao Han said.
Chen Nan patted him on the shoulder and said with a wry smile, “You’re just pretending to harass a woman. Can you have a bit more backbone? Otherwise, how are you going to woo girls in the future? By the way, later, make sure to keep your hands to yourself and don’t touch where you shouldn’t.”
“Damn, who do you think I am?” Zhao Han said.
Chen Nan laughed heartily, “Just kidding. But seriously, don’t touch certain places.”
Zhao Han looked exasperated and said, “So what can I touch then?”
“You can touch her hands.”
“And what else?”
“That’s it. Just the hands.”
Zhao Han almost turned to leave, “Brother, I’m supposed to harass her, not take her hand to watch a teor shower.”
“Just teasing you. Besides her chest and butt, you’re free to touch.”
“Then why isn’t she here yet?”
“Should be soon,” Chen Nan said, grabbing a handful of mud from the ground. “Lean your head over,” he told Zhao Han, then sared so on his face, making him look dirty. With the park being a bit away from the street lights, it made it hard for anyone to tell who he was.
Chen Nan nodded in satisfaction, “Rember, later just show your true skills. Don’t be in a hurry to run away. Fight with for a bit. Don’t worry about making too much noise. I want to be the super hero she rembers. To let her know that when she’s desperately calling for help, it was who risked everything to save her.”
Zhao Han nodded, “No problem.”
Not long after, the laughter of two girls could be heard.
One was Chu Wenrou, and the other was also soone Chen Nan knew — Jiang Xiaomi and Chu Wenrou’s mutual cousin, the acting student, Hua Xiaoyan.
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