Chapter 230: Chapter 259: Frustration Chapter 230: Chapter 259: Frustration “Stop right there, you damn slave, I’m going all in!”
Qin Yixuan yelled as she flung open the car door and charged out. Seeing Chen Nan standing by the roadside with his phone, seemingly about to make a call, she didn’t say a word and just leaped up and kicked towards him.
Bastard, dare to forcibly kiss ? I’ll kick you right into that nearby paddy field!
Qin Yixuan vowed fiercely to herself, putting even more strength into her kick, excitedly imagining Chen Nan being kicked into the paddy field, his head plunging downwards in an utterly shaful pose.
No matter how high your martial arts skills are, they’re no match for my sneak attack!
As her foot got increasingly closer to Chen Nan’s back, Qin Yixuan could hardly contain her excitent.
In her mind, it was a done deal that Chen Nan would dive headfirst into the paddy field. However, fate had other plans, and just when her foot was only five centiters away from Chen Nan’s back, he suddenly vanished from right in front of her.
Where is he?
Qin Yixuan was startled. It was late at night, and this new road was not yet open to traffic. Except for so lights from distant houses, it was pitch black around, and Chen Nan, a grown man, had just disappeared from her sight, sending a chill up her spine. By the ti she realized it, her body was already hurtling towards the road’s edge, unable to stop, about to plunge headlong into the paddy field.
“Save , save ! I don’t wanna dive into a paddy field! Ahhh!”
At the critical mont, Qin Yixuan scread, having already closed her eyes. She couldn’t bear to imagine herself crashing face-first into the paddy field, what a disgraceful sight that would be?
“Splash…”
A clear sound rang out, and Qin Yixuan fell forward, face-planting into the paddy field, crushing a large swathe of seedlings and getting a mouthful of yellowish grains.
“Ouch, it hurts so bad!”
Qin Yixuan cried out in pain, rubbed her ample chest as she scrambled up, her face filthy and her head topped with a couple of weeds, looking extrely disheveled.
Looking at the three-ter-high levee, Chen Nan was standing there with his hands behind his back, looking down at her. It was too dark to see the expression on his face, but Qin Yixuan could guess it was nothing good — definitely schadenfreude.
“Hey, what are you staring at? Aren’t you going to pull up?” Qin Yixuan said, feeling annoyed.
She had intended to kick Chen Nan down, but instead, she was the one who ended up falling. How could she not be frustrated?
“Officer Qin, you’re a cop, paid by taxpayers’ money, yet instead of serving the people, you’re crushing their crops. What exactly are you up to?” Chen Nan said with a mischievous grin as he took out his phone, turned on the flashlight, and started snapping several photos of Qin Yixuan, driving her crazy.
“You damn slave, how dare you take photos of ! You’re asking for death!”
Qin Yixuan was furious, jumping madly, but the levee was too high, and she couldn’t climb up, falling repeatedly back onto her buttocks in the paddy field.
Chen Nan chuckled, “And you still talk to like that? Believe it or not, I’ll just leave now and let you spend the night alone in the paddy field.”
At that, Qin Yixuan imdiately caved.
“No, no, no, I was wrong, good buddy, please pull up, thank you!”
Chen Nan crouched down, looking down from above, “Then do you admit that those spikes were your doing?”
“No!”
“Really not?”
“Absolutely not! I swear, I’d be lying like a dog!” Qin Yixuan gritted her teeth and said, thinking to herself: Fine, let it be a dog, as long as I, the person, am not a dog.
Chen Nan, although suspecting she had set it up, had no reason not to believe Qin Yixuan since she had denied it, so he sighed and said, “Alright, I’ll believe you this ti. But how do we resolve this match?”
“A tie… can we call it a tie?”
Chen Nan glared at her. “A tie!?”
“What else do you want?” Qin Yixuan looked at him irritably and said, “You jerk forcibly kissed , and I haven’t even settled that score with you yet! Do you still expect to admit defeat? I would rather spend the night in the rice field than beco your slave!”
Chen Nan sat down by the roadside, smilingly observing her, and said, “Then you better be careful, there might be poisonous snakes in that rice field!”
Qin Yixuan shivered all over, her face full of alertness as she quickly looked around, “Don’t scare , you jerk. I’m terrified of snakes.”
“I’m just kindly reminding you,” Chen Nan shrugged and said.
Qin Yixuan suddenly beca anxious, took out her cellphone to turn on the light, and scanned her surroundings continuously, fearing that a snake might approach. She said in a sowhat aggrieved tone, “Chen Nan, good brother, dear buddy, please pull up, I… I’m begging you.”
Chen Nan laughed upon hearing this, the crazy woman was actually so afraid of snakes.
But on second thought, it made sense. Humans seed to have an inherent fear of snakes, not just won, but many n, too.
“Alright, since you’re begging , I’ll pull you up.”
Chen Nan spoke blandly, then began to unbuckle his belt and started to take off his trousers.
Qin Yixuan was startled, her eyes wide as she hurriedly said, “Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing taking off your pants? I’m telling you, we’re brothers, you can’t do this, hey, stop ssing around! Don’t take them off! Hey, are you listening?”
Chen Nan took off his trousers, grabbed a leg of the pants, and used it as a rope, throwing it down to Qin Yixuan, “Even if I wanted to do sothing to you, I’d have to pull you up first, right? What’s cluttering up your brain? Why such dirty thoughts?”
Dirty thoughts!
Qin Yixuan was furious, her teeth clenched, “If you, you jerk, hadn’t started taking off your pants, would I have thought that way?”
“If you’re perverted, you’re perverted; no point in making excuses!” Chen Nan said as he shook his pants, “Hurry up, grab the leg of the pants so I can pull you up.”
Qin Yixuan grabbed the leg of the pants and rolled her eyes at him.
Chen Nan pulled hard twice, lifting her halfway up, then suddenly frowned, “What’s with that look? Are you not convinced? Do you believe that I could let go right now and let you fall flat on your butt?”
Qin Yixuan held onto the pants leg tightly, shaking her head quickly, “I am convinced, absolutely convinced!”
“Then do you admit that your thoughts are dirty and your mind is perverted?”
Qin Yixuan looked at him with pleading eyes, staying silent.
“Don’t look at with those pitiful eyes; I’m not falling for it,” Chen Nan said. “Co on, admit it. Are you perverted or not? Dirty or not?”
Qin Yixuan was so angry she almost crushed her teeth; this guy was too shaless, ssing with her halfway like this!
“I… I’m perverted, I’m dirty, just pull up already!”
“Are you also a lecherous woman?”
Qin Yixuan really wanted to slap him dead, staring at him fiercely, and after a long while she gritted her teeth and said, “I… I… I admit it, I’m a lecherous woman. Now pull up already!”
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