Chapter 697: Chapter 773: Su Qingqing Faints
It’s over!
He had been discovered!
Chen Nan quickly stood up, blocking between Shi’er and Eastern Yun Fei, “You must be mistaken, what tail?”
“Don’t block !”
Eastern Yun Fei tugged at Chen Nan, but couldn’t pull him, so she walked around to Shi’er’s back.
Luckily, by the ti she got there, Shi’er had already tucked her tail away, and Eastern Yun Fei rubbed her eyes, muttering, “Maybe I saw it wrong…”
Chen Nan glanced at her, “It’s not the first ti you’re blind; nothing strange about that.”
“Chen Xiaonan, would you die if you didn’t speak!”
Eastern Yun Fei, like an angry cat, pointed at Chen Nan with a fierce, clawing gesture.
“Did I say sothing wrong?”
Chen Nan looked at Su Yixuan beside him and said, “If you don’t believe it, let Sister Yixuan judge. Shi’er is fine, and you’re saying she has a tail; if not blind, then what?”
Eastern Yun Fei had taken a couple of drinks earlier and now burst out with anger, hands on her hips, glaring at Chen Nan fiercely, “None of your damn business whether I’m blind or not, who are you to gossip?”
Chen Nan glared back, colloquially, “Bullshit, I’m your man now, what can’t I say?”
“Slap…”
Eastern Yun Fei slamd her hand on the table, exhaling a breath of alcohol, “Could you be any more shaless? You’re just a fake, thinking too highly of yourself. Keep yapping, and believe it or not, I’ll kick you away right now.”
Chen Nan laughed, “Then try kicking , co on, right here on my chest, kick as far as you can, and then tell your dad we’re already divorced.”
My dad?
Eastern Yun Fei shuddered.
Under the influence of alcohol, her rage subsided considerably, thinking, if she really kicked Chen Nan away, who would cover for her then?
“Humph, seeing you’re honest, madam won’t lower herself to your level.
But Chen Nan looked provoking, pointing to his head, “Co on, if you dare, kick , just try!”
Eastern Yun Fei clenched her fists tight, grinding her teeth, “Jerk, don’t push it!”
“I am pushing it, what about it? If you don’t like it, kick , co on, kick !”
Seeing the smug look on his face, Su Yixuan was speechless, and even Shi’er felt Chen Nan deserved a beating…
Eastern Yun Fei, seething with fury, her chest heaving, in a fit of rage, rushed up and punched toward Chen Nan while screaming, “Ah, I’ll kick you to death!”
Chen Nan tilted his head, letting her punch land on his forehand.
He was fine, but Eastern Yun Fei jumped up, holding her fist and yelping in pain, “Chen Xiaonan, you jerk, you’re not a man, all you do is bully .”
Chen Nan shrugged, “You punched my head yourself, how is that my fault?”
Eastern Yun Fei glared at him furiously, her face full of grievance as if she were a wronged woman in a deep palace, “Why don’t you just stop practicing Iron Head Skill?”
“But I already have.”
“Then chop off your head and feed it to the dogs!”
Chen Nan scratched his head, “Feed you?”
“I wouldn’t… bastard, how dare you call a dog!”
“I didn’t say you were a dog, you said that yourself.”
“But you ant just that!”
“How would you know what I ant when you’re not the worm in my stomach?” Chen Nan quickly made a move, pinching her face: “Dummy, can you stop being so presumptuous?”
Yun Fei stomped and roared, “Get your filthy hands off!”
Chen Nan, with a gleeful look, not only did not let go but pinched her face again, finding the texture soft and bouncy, quite pleasant indeed.
“I’ll slap you dead!”
Yun Fei, overwheld with anger, aid a slap at her own face, intending to hit Chen Nan’s hand, but at the critical mont, Chen Nan drew back, resulting in her slapping herself. The pain made her scream and quickly cover her cheeks.
She glared fiercely at Chen Nan and ran to sit down on the couch: “All you do is bully won, what kind of man are you, huh!”
Su Yixuan, standing by, was already used to these circumstances.
She saw them as a pair of happy foes, for it would be abnormal if they didn’t argue upon eting.
She couldn’t help but smile wryly, “Alright, alright, you two, really. When you don’t see each other, you always talk about each other, but the mont you et, you start arguing nonstop, anyone else would think there’s so deep hatred!”
Chen Nan lifted his head proudly, “Who’s been talking about her?”
“Whether you’ve ntioned her or not, I don’t know. However, during your absence these past few months, Yun Fei ntioned you every day, wondering why Chen Xiaonan isn’t returning yet,” Su Yixuan said with a smile.
Yun Fei imdiately jumped up, saying, “It’s purely because of that fake marriage certificate. If this guy doesn’t return, I can’t explain it to my parents.”
Even she felt her words sounded false as she spoke them.
Chen Nan sat down beside her, heaving a sigh, “Ah, so people, if you have a crush, just say it. Is there a need to be so insincere?”
“Shaless, who has a crush on you!”
Yun Fei sensitively took it personally but soon realized she had overreacted, completely giving herself away!
Su Yixuan smiled helplessly, again tried to calm things down, “Do you need to shout even louder so that Uncle Yun can hear you too?”
“Hmph, I won’t stoop to arguing with beasts.”
Yun Fei shook her head and turned on the TV.
Chen Nan simply ignored her and turned his head to Shi’er and said, “You haven’t drunk before, and drinking so much for the first ti must make your head spin. Go rest in your room.”
Shi’er knew Chen Nan was worried she might let sothing slip again, and obediently nodded, going back to her room.
For the following period, Chen Nan kept silent, and so did Yun Fei.
It was a complete cold war situation.
Finally, Yun Fei couldn’t hold it in anymore, “Hey, Chen Xiaonan, what to do tomorrow if my dad asks about the wedding again?”
Chen Nan grinned, and Yun Fei thought he had a plan, eagerly listening, but Chen Nan laughed, “Yixuan, you really are getting more beautiful.”
Beast, lecher!
Yun Fei cursed in her heart, but for tomorrow’s sake, she had to smile and say, “Chen Xiaon… no, Nan, do you have a plan or not?”
“Of course…”
Chen Nan had just opened his mouth, but at that mont Su Yixuan’s phone rang.
It was Liu Tiantian’s number.
“Little girl, what’s wrong?” Su Yixuan asked with a smile.
But the sound coming from the other side was Liu Tiantian’s extrely anxious cry, “Sister Yixuan, is my cousin there? Please let him take the phone, Qingqing has fainted again for so reason, we can’t wake her up no matter how much we try, please have him co over.”
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