Chapter 722: Chapter 799: Black Feathered Chicken Erges
Chen Nan was stupefied.
He had not expected Yun Fei from the east to suddenly ask such a question.
When he said he liked her just now, he didn’t think about it in that way at all. After all, there are many kinds of liking, not necessarily referring to romantic feelings between a man and a woman.
She wouldn’t really want to marry , would she?
Chen Nan’s heart skipped a beat, and he tried to laugh it off lightly, “Stop joking around, we’re only fake married, okay?”
“I don’t mind turning a faux pas into the real deal,”
Yun Fei from the east looked at him unwaveringly, seriously saying, “Do you mind?”
“I…”
Chen Nan only felt imnse pressure. How should he explain it to her?
Saying he minded seed a bit too direct, but if he said he didn’t mind, that would be just too fake—after all, having a wedding with her was completely out of the question!
Just as Chen Nan was feeling troubled, Yun Fei from the east suddenly let out a laugh, “Are you being a dimwit? I already told you I was joking earlier, and yet you fell for it.”
“You scared the life out of !”
Chen Nan breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling a weight lifted off his shoulders.
However, Yun Fei from the east frowned and glared, displeased saying, “Hey, are you even human? I’m not a tigress, I don’t look miserable, and we even have a fake certificate. I just wanted you to have a wedding ceremony with . How did that scare you to death?”
Chen Nan chuckled, “Indeed, not a tigress, just a she-devil.”
Yun Fei from the east bulged her eyes, her gaze fierce as she stared at Chen Nan, rubbing her fingers together, “You scumbag, you want a beating every day, don’t you? Do you believe I’ll tear your mouth apart right now?”
Chen Nan suddenly turned his head to look at the television as if he had seen sothing novel, his face full of curiosity.
Yun Fei from the east subconsciously turned her head following his line of sight to the television, but at that mont, Chen Nan swiftly pinched her lips gently and laughed, “My love, seems like it’s who will tear your mouth apart, right?”
“Ah ah ah, I’m going to bite you to death!”
Yun Fei from the east opened her mouth to bite, but Chen Nan had already retracted his hand.
“I’ve got things to do, no ti to ss around with you.”
Chen Nan stood up, planning to sneak out while Su Qingqing was still in the bath and had not co out, towards Huo Xinya’s place. But just then, all of a sudden, an enormous crowing “wo-wo-wo” sound ca from upstairs, followed by a black shadow flashing by, as the Black Feathered Chicken rushed down.
“Ao ao… wo-wo-wo… Chen, little boy, Chicken Lord here just made another breakthrough, it won’t be long before I can beat you up,”
The Black Feathered Chicken, like a demon breaking out of seclusion, squawked a few tis first, and then, standing on the coffee table trying to look down on Chen Nan from a height with its stature as tall as a table, unfortunately, it was still not taller than Chen Nan…
Yun Fei from the east scread in fright, pointing at the Black Feathered Chicken, “Chen Nan, what… what is that?”
In her mory, the Black Feathered Chicken was a tiny chick the size of a fist; she had never seen the Black Feathered Chicken in its True Body. Now, facing such a huge creature, she didn’t associate it with the Black Feathered Chicken at all.
“Snap…”
Chen Nan directly used the Absorption Star thod, grabbing the Black Feathered Chicken over and flinging it to the ground, “Damn it, making such a big commotion to frighten who? Hurry up and change back to your chick form.”
Yun Fei from the east also reacted belatedly, her face full of astonishnt, “This… this is the little Black Chicken?”
“Little my ass!”
The Black Feathered Chicken spat vehently, striding towards Yun Fei from the east, clamoring, “Chicken Lord here is enormously impressive, wise and martial, elegant as a jade tree in the wind, adored by all who see , flowers bloom at my sight, infinitely more handso than that scumbag Chen. How am I little?”
Yun Fei from the east was speechless for a mont.
A chicken was actually so narcissistic, comparing its looks to humans, not to ntion what would beco of that chicken face.
Chen Nan glanced at the Black Feathered Chicken and said indifferently, “No matter how big your body is, you are ultimately still the little Black Chicken.”
“You damned Chen kid, I’ll peck you to death!”
The Black Feathered Chicken was so infuriated that its rage pierced the heavens, and with its feathers bristling, it charged forward in large strides, aiming a peck at Chen Nan.
“Bang!”
Chen Nan slapped out with his Crack Sky Hand, but he couldn’t send the damn chicken flying.
Just before breaking out of his seclusion, the Black Feathered Chicken had broken through to the Third Level of Taoist, and with the steel-like body of the Heavenly Realm, its toughness exceeded even Chen Nan’s Martial Body, not to be underestimated.
“Chen kid, kneel down and apologize to your grandpa Chicken, say it three tis!”
Chen Nan retorted angrily, “Go to hell, just shut your beak. Keep squawking and I’ll slap you to death.”
“You’ve got a temper too, huh? Believe it or not, I’ll peck you to death right now!”
“Your JJ is tiny.”
“Damn it, you think I wouldn’t dare?”
“Your JJ is tiny.”
“Motherclucker, I’m enraged!”
“Your JJ is tiny.”
“Damn, I’ll kill you!”
Clang clang clang…
And so, they started fighting properly.
Feathers were flying all over the hall, with shreds of cloth drifting in the air.
After a good while, the man and chicken stopped fighting. The Black Feathered Chicken was crying out from the beating by Crack Sky Hand, and Chen Nan was pecked several tis by that damn chicken, cursing and swearing, “Damn it, I’ll slaughter you and make chicken soup one of these days.”
The Black Feathered Chicken, puffing out its chest, declared, “Wait until grandpa Chicken’s strength is restored, the first thing I’ll do is take you as a Human Pet, to be my mount!”
Yun Fei walked over and took hold of Chen Nan, puzzled, “How did it get so big? What on earth happened?”
“This thing was originally a thousand-year-old demon, but its Cultivation was crippled, that’s why it turned into a chick. Now that its strength is recovering bit by bit, it’s growing quite a lot,” Chen Nan explained.
Yun Fei stared, dumbfounded, “Does that an it… it’s a demon?”
“That’s more or less what it is,” Chen Nan said.
Yun Fei looked at the Black Feathered Chicken, taking a long ti to co back to her senses, muttering to herself, “This is unbelievable!”
The Black Feathered Chicken, shaking its hefty head disdainfully, said, “What’s so strange about that? You’ve seen a demon before, that little fox Shi’er…”
“Smack…”
With a slap, Chen Nan flipped the damn chicken over, “Why waste your breath? Go cool off over there.”
The Black Feathered Chicken also realized it had almost spilled the beans and, cursing under its breath, it morphed into a small chick, flew onto Chen Nan’s shoulder to perch steadily, then said, “Kid, didn’t you say you had things to do outside? Hurry up, I really need so fresh air after being cooped up for so long; I’m almost suffocated.”
Chen Nan indeed had to go to Huo Xinya’s house.
He waved to Yun Fei, and as he turned and walked away, he asked the Black Feathered Chicken, “By the way, your Cultivation is now no weaker than Shi’er’s, so why can she transform into human form and you’re still stuck in this ugly-as-hell chicken body?”
“Mortal, a chicken is a chicken, why the heck would I want to beco human?” The Black Feathered Chicken said scornfully.
But Chen Nan felt that, in reality, the damn chicken simply lacked the ability to transform into a human form.
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