Chapter 90: Chapter 103 Dual Focus Chapter 90: Chapter 103 Dual Focus “Dummy, what’s going on here?”
Su Qingqing scratched her head and curiously looked at Chen Nan.
They were caught in bed together, and I fild it!
Of course, Chen Nan wouldn’t say that. He looked at Su Qingqing and smiled, “Do you really want to know?”
“Mhm, mhm!”
Su Qingqing nodded eagerly.
Chen Nan sighed, “Actually, if you promise never to ask for a piggyback ride again, I’ll tell you.”
Upon hearing this, Su Qingqing imdiately pursed her lips, her eyes wide and indignant, and she reached out her claws, “You stinky dummy, if you don’t tell , I’m going to strangle you.”
This lobster is truly a lobster!
Chen Nan sighed deeply in his heart and said indifferently, “Then go ahead and pinch. If you dare pinch, I’ll never give you a piggyback ride again.”
“Hmph, you’re bullying !”
Chen Nan shrugged, “I’m not, you’re so cute, how could I bear to bully you?”
“You are bullying .” Su Qingqing stared at him, then suddenly her eyes sparkled as if she had made a discovery, “Dummy, why do I feel you’ve beco naughtier? Tell honestly, were you pretending to be innocent before to deceive ?”
This, this, this…
Chen Nan suddenly felt guilty. Innocent? He was as innocent as nothing, he was irredeemably wicked.
“Well, yesterday teacher Lan punished and made copy text, so I can’t chat with you now, I’ve got to rush the task.” Chen Nan changed the subject hastily, pulling out his workbook and started copying from the book.
There was no choice, who made him mischievously grab Lan Yuqin’s chest yesterday!
Su Qingqing leaned over his desk, blinked at Chen Nan and said with a mischievous smile, “It seems to that you’re feeling guilty, isn’t it?”
“How could that be, I’m absolutely a gentleman!” Chen Nan straightened his back and patted his chest as he spoke.
“Really?”
“Yes!”
“Truly?”
“Truly!”
“Your face is all red, are you lying?”
“Uh…”
Chen Nan subconsciously touched his face, then realized he had been tricked by Su Qingqing. This little devil had used this trick on him for the second ti, and he was stupid enough to fall for it again.
The prettier a woman is, the more deceitful she can be!
Chen Nan smiled wryly without hope, but Su Qingqing was already overjoyed, saying happily, “Dummy, although you can be naughty at tis, I find you more and more fun.”
“Don’t you have anything else on your mind besides fun?”
Su Qingqing shook her head like a rattle, “How could that be, youth is ant to be wasted, if I fill my head with stuff, how can I have fun?”
In the end, it’s all about fun!
Chen Nan was utterly speechless.
He was also puzzled in his heart, aside from being serious during class, this little devil was usually as lazy as a pig, always thinking about playing, yet her grades were very good. He really couldn’t fathom what was up with her brain.
Being so lazy and still getting good grades, how could those who study diligently every day but cannot improve their grades feel?
“Hey, you dead dummy, what are you zoning out for? Are you cursing in your heart?” Su Qingqing suddenly punched him on the arm, looking indignant.
Indeed, I cursed you, just like a lazy pig!
Chen Nan thought to himself but certainly wouldn’t say that out loud, “No, absolutely not. I’m just thinking that copying these texts a hundred tis over is quite difficult. Lend a pen, please? I can write with both hands at the sa ti, which would be more efficient.”
“Writing with both hands simultaneously?”
“Yeah, is there a problem?”
“Can you really multitask like that?” Su Qingqing couldn’t quite believe it and handed him a pen with so anticipation, “Show how you do it.”
“It’s not that difficult.”
Chen Nan took the pen and grabbed another exercise book, starting to write with both hands at the sa ti.
“Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh…”
Watching the two fountain pens gliding over paper non-stop, character after character appeared in the exercise books, vigorous and energetic, the master-level calligraphy made Su Qingqing feel rather inadequate.
With her mouth agape, Su Qingqing was stunned for quite a while before slowly coming back to her senses.
“Dummy, you’re like a monster.”
Chen Nan smiled and said, “It’s nothing, I’ve practiced a lot. My younger martial sister used to love writing, so I’d write with her when I had nothing else to do. But, we mostly wrote with brush pens, I haven’t practiced much with fountain pens, so it looks a bit ugly.”
This is considered ugly writing!?
Looking at Chen Nan’s writing, Su Qingqing felt an urge to bang her head against a wall. Those words were ugly in his eyes? Then what about her own writing? Could it even be considered writing?
“I’ve just realized, your purpose of coming into this world seems to be to crush other people’s confidence,” Su Qingqing said dejectedly.
Isn’t that the truth? His writing is so good, he plays basketball incredibly well, he’s insanely good at table tennis, his martial arts are so strong it makes people jealous, and… he’s also a bit handso. Isn’t his purpose on earth just to shatter others’ pride?
Luckily I’m not a man, or else I’d be green with envy!
Su Qingqing pouted her lips and muttered to herself.
Then, Chen Nan shook his head and said, smiling, “I wasn’t born with these skills either. I worked on my writing one stroke at a ti. Besides, my English is so bad, I can’t even compare to you all.”
His English is indeed terrible!
Rembering the ti Chen Nan had cursed the English teacher, calling him his son in class, Su Qingqing couldn’t help but want to laugh, “Then how are you so good at table tennis as well?”
“I’ve been practicing martial arts since I was a kid, and I’ve trained in Hidden Weapons for so many years. If I couldn’t even hit a table tennis ball, wouldn’t all that practice be wasted?”
Su Qingqing suddenly understood.
There are no naturally born geniuses in the world. What’s called a genius is just one percent inspiration plus ninety-nine percent perspiration.
…
After lunch, Su Qingqing returned to her dormitory. Chen Nan, feeling quite bored, strolled around the school and thought about checking out the basketball court.
Yet, as he was passing the girls’ dormitory, he inadvertently looked up and saw the personal clothing items hanging on the balcony—his mind was suddenly barraged by ten thousand galloping alpacas. White panties, pink bras—wasn’t this inviting trouble?
“No wonder Zhu Bajie keeps running over here, that beast…”
As Chen Nan was muttering to himself, he suddenly felt a whiff of fragrance and his vision darkened as if sothing had covered his sight.
Reaching up to grab at his head, Chen Nan was imdiately shocked.
A bra, a pink bra!
Having a bra fall on his head; this was an ominous sign!
Staring at the Divine Artifact in his hand, Chen Nan looked up to the balcony of the girls’ dormitory and saw quite a few girls leaning over, staring at him. By now, even if he thought with his butt, Chen Nan knew it must have blown down just as the wind picked up.
“Pervert!”
Suddenly a girl passing by glanced at Chen Nan disdainfully.
Chen Nan was taken aback. Standing under the girls’ dormitory with a bra in hand indeed looked a bit perverted. Scanning his surroundings, he noticed quite a few people pointing and looking at him with strange expressions.
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