Xing finished her glass of wine and sat down next to Chen Jincheng. After that, everyone started toasting each other.
As for Chen Jincheng, Xing specifically blocked drinks for him, playing the role of a secretary quite competently.
"Boss, this prawn is delicious. Let peel one for you." As she spoke, the girl had already picked up a prawn and started peeling it for him.
This scene made everyone turn to look at her.
’This girl really knows what she’s doing, doesn’t she?’
’She doesn’t miss a single opportunity.’
Although Xiaozhu ca from the nightlife scene, had seen a lot, and knew how to handle n, even she couldn’t help but feel impressed. ’I’ve learned sothing new.’
Only Chen Jincheng just smiled. When he saw the girl even bring the peeled prawn to his lips, he simply grinned and ate it.
This was a classic "green tea girl."
This was also why rich n preferred "green tea girls."
They didn’t have the ti to coddle so delicate, spoiled princess.
Peeling a prawn for her versus her peeling a prawn for you—given the sa great body and pretty face, and the sa motivation of money, it’s not like rich guys are stupid.
Over the course of the al, Chen Jincheng got the full "green tea" experience from Xing.
Elephant, on the other hand, ca over to toast him several tis, looking like he wanted to say sothing but couldn’t. It was obvious sothing was on his mind.
So, seeing him approach to offer another toast, Xing instinctively raised her glass to block for him, but Chen Jincheng spoke to Elephant first. "Hey, are you trying to help get Xing drunk, or is there sothing you need to say? If you have sothing to say, just say it. If you’re trying to get Xing drunk for , you really don’t need to."
Hearing this, Xing, who had already been drinking, grew even bolder and leaned against him again.
It was as if she was trying to prove his point.
Elephant hurriedly said, "Bro, I just wanted to ask... can I beco an influencer?"
"That’s it?" Chen Jincheng asked with a smile.
In reality, after many influencers get famous, they often bring their good-charactered friends and family into the business.
And this was a common practice.
It’s just like Xiaoyang Mie, who brought his whole family along after he blew up.
And the Ancestral Master from the other world, didn’t he bring his own mom along for the ride?
Then there’s Dong Yuhui, who recruited teachers he used to know.
And Hua Xiaolong, who works with his cousins.
Anyway, if soone’s going to ride your coattails, it might as well be them!
Elephant was a great guy; otherwise, he wouldn’t have brought him to the Extre Bar.
But with sothing like being an influencer, you still have to see if you’re a good fit.
Elephant’s personality was suitable, and he understood social etiquette!
So, he asked Elephant, "Alright then, first tell , can you sing, dance, or do you have any other talents?"
Hearing this, Elephant froze for a mont. He started racking his brain, his face twisted in thought for a long ti, only to suddenly realize he couldn’t really do anything. He could only sit back down in embarrassnt.
He wasn’t the type to be difficult or unreasonable; he really was just a talentless noob.
Seeing his cousin like this, Chen Jincheng chuckled and said, "It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to do anything. You can at least act like a moron, can’t you?"
In his previous life, he hadn’t paid much attention to male influencers, especially the talent- or looks-based ones. Whenever they popped up on his feed, he’d just mark them as ’not interested’ to reduce similar recomndations.
However, he did follow a few of the "moron-type" male influencers. That kind of influencer brought people joy; at the very least, you could get a laugh out of their videos.
This type of influencer could establish a solid persona and gain a huge following.
"Bro, what do you an?" Elephant asked, his hopes rising again.
"It ans that from today on, you’re going to be a happy moron." As he spoke, Chen Jincheng gave an order to Sister Hong, "Sister Hong, can you go ask the hotel if we can borrow an exhaust pipe? And also use their sprinkler system to shoot a video? We can give the hotel a shout-out in the shot."
He was thinking of a viral "moron" video of soone hiding in an exhaust pipe and running around wildly on a rainy day.
That video had gotten 3.65 million likes.
Once they borrowed the exhaust pipe, he could have Elephant hide inside it, use the hotel’s sprinklers to simulate a rainy scene, and have Elephant film a video.
There was just one thing: the video going viral in the other world didn’t guarantee it would have the sa effect in this one.
Therefore, to reach that level, it would need so initial hype. They’d have to add a plot that was compelling enough.
Since they were going for moronic, they might as well create a completely moronic plot.
Elephant would be running wildly down the street wearing the exhaust pipe. Spotting a passerby carrying an extra umbrella, he’d imdiately shout, "Hey man, I’m Chen Jincheng’s brother! Can I borrow an umbrella?"
The point was to directly na-drop his influencer brother, hoping the passerby would do him a favor.
At that point, anyone who knew of Chen Jincheng would subconsciously have the sa thought: ’How could Chen Jincheng have such a moronic brother?’
Their curiosity would be piqued. Then, when they saw that Elephant’s screen na was actually ’Chen Jincheng’s Brother’, it would completely capture their attention.
So people might even @ him.
If he then went to Elephant’s video and left a comnt or sothing, the effect would be explosive.
The hype would be there, and the video would definitely go viral.
And with that setup, they could even design a follow-up plot. The passerby hears that Elephant is Chen Jincheng’s brother and imdiately acts friendly, offering to lend him the umbrella and telling him to hurry up and take off the exhaust pipe.
Elephant thinks he’s t a kind soul and imdiately takes off the exhaust pipe. Then cos the twist: the passerby grabs his exhaust pipe and runs off, leaving Elephant standing there in disarray in the rain.
Then they could get a close-up on him, with text floating above his head:
"Where am I? Who am I?" or sothing like that.
For the finale, they could film a flashback from the passerby’s perspective: he’s on his knees, holding flowers and crying, as his dream girl walks out of a hotel with her arm around Chen Jincheng’s waist.
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