He got a close-up of the flight attendant. He’d have to put a white circle over the lecher’s face later to censor it. Otherwise, if his sleazy expression got out, the guy might get pissed off and sue him.
The plane took off quickly. After a short while, Chen Jincheng closed his eyes to rest. He wasn’t sure how much ti had passed when he was awakened by the sound of an argunt.
It was the sa lecherous man from earlier and the pretty flight attendant.
"Sir, please have so self-respect!" the flight attendant said.
The lecher shot back, "What the fuck, are you playing innocent with ? Everyone knows you flight attendants are promiscuous. Are you really too good to even add on WeChat when we land?"
Chen Jincheng felt pretty awkward hearing this.
’Letting his dick do the thinking in public like this... this guy is a true disgrace to n.’
He had seen skits like this online before, but he never thought he’d encounter one in real life. ’I guess the saying "inspiration cos from real life" is true after all.’
’Honestly, whether a flight attendant is "promiscuous" or not depends on the person. Not all of them are, and the ones who are aren’t like that with just anyone. Even if a flight attendant wants to sleep around, she’s selective, okay? She does it to pursue a better life; there’s no reason for her to downgrade.’
Han Zheng couldn’t help but quip, "This guy doesn’t understand the principle of ’if you have feed in your hand, the chickens will co to you.’ Trying to act tough without any feed just makes you a fucking idiot!"
"’If you have feed in your hand, the chickens will co to you.’ Bro, you really get it." Chen Jincheng couldn’t help but praise him. ’This guy just handed another viral clip.’
Han Zheng laughed and said, "It’s a famous quote from Chen Jincheng. I think it makes a lot of sense."
"He said that?" Chen Jincheng was stunned.
He had definitely never said that.
’Am I going to end up like that Ancestral Master from the other world, where every offensive thing he never said, every misogynistic comnt, gets blad on him?’
Han Zheng said with absolute certainty, "He definitely said it. How else would I know?"
"..." Chen Jincheng was speechless.
’This guy is just making shit up!’
Just then, a burly man stepped forward to handle the situation. He was clearly the air marshal.
The lecher imdiately piped down.
Seeing this, Chen Jincheng smiled and got up to go to the lavatory. He wanted to wash his face; wearing a mask the whole ti was getting stuffy.
However, he found this Han Zheng guy pretty interesting and decided not to reveal his identity.
He ca out after washing his face and was drying his hands with a paper towel when he saw the pretty flight attendant from before. She was behind him, organizing the galley cart, her eyes red and glistening as if tears were about to fall.
Clearly, the lecher’s unreasonable harassnt had deeply upset her.
Seeing this, he pulled another paper towel from the lavatory and handed it to her.
’I’ve got to flirt with her a bit. It’ll give more footage for the video. Besides, the fans love this kind of content where I hit on girls.’
When the flight attendant saw the paper towel being offered, she assud it was another passenger hitting on her. Annoyed, she was about to refuse, but when she looked up, she saw a handso face.
What’s more, she recognized him. "You’re Chen—"
"Shhh!" Chen Jincheng put a finger to his lips.
The flight attendant understood and nodded, her face showing clear surprise at suddenly eting the famous influencer. She very proactively took the paper from his hand and said, "Thank you."
Chen Jincheng smiled and comforted her, "Hey, pretty lady, it’s not worth getting upset over what just happened. That guy isn’t a real man. A real man would never let a beautiful woman’s tears fall from her eyes."
Hearing this, the flight attendant shot back a sly question, "Then where should they fall from?"
"???" Chen Jincheng was floored.
’Was that an innuendo?’
He just smiled. "From wherever they’re supposed to flow from, naturally."
As he spoke, his gaze was full of playful mischief.
"Hmph, you pervert!" the flight attendant said.
Hearing this, Chen Jincheng’s gaze grew even more brazen.
’She started it, and now she’s calling a pervert.’
’So unreasonable.’
’Still, a flight attendant who can trade witty banter is a good flight attendant. She’s gorgeous. Even if she can’t beco a star, she’d make a great filler strear. Besides, not many people are using the flight attendant angle right now.’
He put his mask back on and returned to his seat.
A mont later, he saw the pretty flight attendant return to the front of the cabin and continuously glance in his direction.
He knew the pretty flight attendant had taken the bait.
Just then, Han Zheng whispered to him, "Bro, have you noticed that flight attendant keeps sneaking glances over here?"
"Seems like it," Chen Jincheng said with a smiling nod.
Han Zheng imdiately grew excited. "You’re wearing a mask and a hat, so there’s no way she’s looking at you. You think she’s looking at ?"
"You got ’feed’?" Chen Jincheng asked with a grin.
Han Zheng quickly shook his head. "Well, not much of that, no. But I’ve got the looks! Sotis, good looks are a killer move. Look, she’s bringing a drink over. She’s definitely bringing it for so she can strike up a conversation."
Chen Jincheng looked over and saw that the flight attendant was indeed approaching with a drink in her hand.
Han Zheng excitedly prepared to receive it, thinking today might just be the day for a wondrous, romantic encounter.
But just as the flight attendant arrived and he reached out for the drink, she offered it to Chen Jincheng instead. "Sir, this is a vitalizing tea I brought for myself. It helps with flight fatigue. I poured a cup just for you."
Han Zheng’s hand froze awkwardly in midair. He quickly ca to his senses and sank back into his seat, completely embarrassed.
Chen Jincheng wanted to laugh at the sight. He even made sure to get a close-up of him. At the sa ti, he took the cup from the flight attendant and said, "Thank you!"
The flight attendant hesitated for a mont before mustering her courage. "Can we... add each other on WeChat?"
"There’s no internet on the plane. How about you scan my QR code for now?" Chen Jincheng smiled, pulling up his code.
’And now, the fish is perfectly hooked.’
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