Stray Cat Strut Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong

Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong

At so point, the last of the Boors finally passed away, and the traditions of the workspace largely faded with their passing. This ushered in a new era of business-philosophy, where the styles of the late 1900s were largely discarded.

In so ways, this was an improvent. Managent was generally more aware of issues with the environnt, with the ntal health of their employees, and of the kind of issues that could be caused by social movents.

Their answers were to hide any environntal impacts, to pre-emptively fire any stressed employees, and to quash any social movents before they took off.

--Business Outsider, 2047

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My entire life, Id walked into places where I really shouldnt have been. Usually in parts of the city that werent welcoming to a one-ard girl whose only weapon was a sharp tongue. More recently, as a Samurai, Id been a bit more liberal with my travelling. Running around as if it didnt matter that I wasnt allowed to be where I was.

It was a bit weird, but, in those monts, I was still myself.

Now I felt off. I was essentially in a costu, marching down the corridors of a complex and getting a bit lost while crossing by scientists and technicians who never gave more than a second glance.

If they noticed that I felt uncomfortable, they didnt comnt on it at all.

My eyes twitched as I brought up a map of the facility. It wasnt big enough to really get lost in, but there were more doors sealing off the different sections than Id expected. Not that they impeded much. The doors had electronic locks so laughably cheap that I probably could have broken through with a crowbar. Having Myalis break into them was just overkill.

I reached the back of the facility in a little while. There were fewer people here, and those that I saw were often sitting in little labs, or typing away in front of computers. For all the labcoats I saw, there didnt seem to be that much science-y stuff going on.

I was expecting a whole lot more bubbling solutions and bunsen burners, but maybe I shouldnt have been setting my standards based on pirated cartoons. There were a lot more workshop-looking places, so for all I knew the place was doing more engineering-ish science than... other sorts of science.

God damn it, I muttered.

Is sothing wrong?

Lucy was right.

She is rather clever, so that isnt too surprising. What was she right about this ti?

My educations kinda shit, I said.

That is correct, yes. Are you considering going to school?

Urgh, I said. I stepped to the side and moved over towards a janitors closet as a trio of guys moved by. Two of them were in suits, the last in a lab-coat. They barely looked at as I opened the door to the closet and looked inside, trying to look busy. They were heading in the sa direction Id been moving in, which was a bit annoying. Yeah, she might be right, but I dont know about that, I said.

If they heard , theyd probably assu I was on the line with soone, which wasnt technically wrong.

Perhaps a non-traditional education then? The human propensity to teach people in groups is efficient on a large scale, but given the opportunity, being taught directly is far more effective for a given individual.

So, like, online classes? I asked. Those were pretty popular. Wed taken so at the orphanage whenever a new pandemic sprung up.

With the right additional augntations, and perhaps so liberal use of certain drugs, you could cram in a few years worth of education into a few days. There are catalogues that allow you to essentially download vast amounts of information into your mory.

That sounds fucking awful, I said.

Or you could enroll into a local school? Im certain so of the better private schools would love to have a Vanguard in attendance. You might not even have to wear their uniform.

And that sounds an order of magnitude worse. Right, Ill think about it, I said. The three guys had moved on and around the bend, so I moved out of the janitors closet and set off towards the end of the corridor.

My goal was just to the left, which unfortunately is where I found the scientist and his two business buddies. I skipped back around the corner and twitched my ears to listen to them. All three were right before the door holding Katallina.

The subject has been sowhat cooperative, the scientist was saying. But it could be better.

We dont care about cooperation, we care about results.

Hey now, business dude #2 said. Results are the end goal, but if we can get them without risking the girl, or better yet, while getting her to want to work with us, then that would be for the best, right?

What, youre planning on giving her sick days, maybe a 401K? Jerkwad asked.

The scientist cleared his throat. Whatever the case, the subject hasnt actually produced anything yet. So far weve been trying the nice approach under the assumption that other enhanced forms of encouragent cant be undone.

Enhanced forms of encouragent? I repeated in a whisper.

I suspect that its a euphemism for torture.

Oh, I said. Well, that makes this a whole lot more justified.

I spun around the corner and brought my brand new grenade launcher, the Icarus, up to my shoulder. The stock was actually quite comfortable. A nu appeared in the corner of my vision with the different options for explosives laid out in an easy-to-use wheel nu.

I selected Fragntation because I figured HE might accidentally blow up the girl in the next room over.

Hey, do you have permission to be here? Business dude no. 2 asked.

I raised my off hand in a wait-one-mont gesture.

Would the fragntation go through the wall? I wasnt entirely sure.

Hey! he repeated.

Shut up, Im deciding how to shoot you, I said as I flicked through the nu a bit more.

Jerkwad turned to the scientist sort, then pointed a finger right at . Whos this? Is she one of yours?

No sir, she, uh, might be a contractor? the scientist asked. He really didnt sound certain.

I flicked the nu over to the knock-out gas option. Worse case with that Id put the girl and her dog to sleep. No biggie.

Are you an idiot? Jerkwad asked. You cant just let anyone in here.

I rolled my eyes, then brought the gun up. It made a handy little red line appear in my vision, arcing where the grenade would go. So I made it overlap with Jerkwads head. A squeeze, and the Icarus shook three tis as a trio of grenades thumped out of it.

The first smacked Jerkwad in the side of the head and sent him tumbling down with a scream.

I snorted as the hall filled with the hissing of pressurized gas. Sleep tight, assholes, I said as I lowered the launcher and started forward.

They looked like they wanted to protest, but were too busy stumbling around drunkenly to do anything of the sort.

By the ti I reached the door theyd been standing before they were on the ground, drooling and insensate. Can you break into their augs? I asked Myalis. Kinda curious to know who these idiots are.

Easily done. Anything you want to know in particular?

I thought about it. No, not really. Just empty their bank accounts.

Into your own?

That makes sound greedy. Split it into thirds? A chunk for , one for Gomorrah, and the rest to the girl. I poked the door. It was a heavy tal thing, more fit for a prison than a room. The electronic lock next to it flashed green the mont I glanced at it. Myalis work, I guessed as I pulled it open.

Just like Deus Ex scans showed, it wasnt a very large space. Half the room had a few cupboards and so chairs. The other half had a cot and a little toilette behind a thick plastic wall.

A girl was on the cot, her head rising as she looked over at .

She glared.

I stepped in and closed the door. Hows the gas in here? I asked.

I suspect the air on her side is filtered, otherwise she would be knocked out already.

Thats annoying, I said. How long will we have to wait?

The gas is ant to stay around an area for so ti. Its more effective that way. I should note that, while Ive shut off the facilitys security, there's a chance soone will notice the bodies.

I nodded along. Hey, kid, can you hear ? I asked.

She glared harder, which was a yes in my book. A dogs head rose up from the blankets next to her. They hadnt killed the mutt. That was nice.

Right, I said. A flick through my augs and my disguise flicked off. My nas Stray Cat. Im a friend. You ready to blow this joint?

Shes not a Vanguard.

I froze for just a second. You sure? Wait, yeah, of course you are. Then.... I moved closer to the glass door. No matter what, Id still save the girl. Hey, kid, you were near another samurai during that incursion, right?

She swallowed, then got up. Her outfit had been replaced by so scrubs at so point, all off-green and tacky looking as hell. Who the hell are you?

Oh, great, another kid with an attitude, I muttered. This days just perfect.

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