Stray Cat Strut Chapter Seventy-One – This Action Will Have Consequences

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Chapter Seventy-One - This Action Will Have Consequences

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BirboTheBirb:

Posted: Sept 15, 2047, 10:02 AM

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--Archived conversation on Z, 2047

***

Next on the list was the dia.

I... had no idea how to tackle that. A big part of wanted to ask Lucy her opinion, or Gomorrah, but like, I didn't need them that much, did I? I could handle this on my own.

Besides, I wanted to get it over with, and if I went back ho, I'd be too distracted by how pretty Lucy was to concentrate fully on this job. So, for now, I just needed to figure out how to contact the dia and tell them to chill out.

That was going to be tricky.

The main issue being, of course, that this wasn't one group. The four corps I'd just visited had headquarters and CEOs and people that I could walk up to and slap down the rules in front of.

The 'dia' problem did have a few corps involved. A few news channels had their own buildings or sections of buildings at the very least. But a lot of the 'news' companies that had reached out to Gomorrah were small-fries. Little internet-only companies with five employees and even so influencers and drama-tubers that fed off of whatever shit was going down like rats rifling through the trash.

So, how did I convince all of them to stay the fuck away?

I was pretty sure that just threatening them wouldn't work. Life was cheap for journos. As far as I could tell, the average wanna-be journalist got off on stories of their heroic journalistic predecessors getting bombed for sticking their nose in places that bomb-owning people didn't want them to be.

I an, I got it. There was so serious balls in being the one to break open the story that so fuckers were fucking around, or proving that so dipshit was doing a genocide in their backyards, and going out in a literal bang was cool as fuck...

Like, it was the sa reason people joined the army, even if they knew they had even odds of losing life and limb. It was still kind of glorious, wasn't it? And they even got the nice edge of knowing that they were in the ethical and moral high ground as they got poisoned in a hotel room or tripped out of a hundredth story window.

That was the kind of drama-hungry busybody that I had to convince not to show up. I was pretty sure that the bigger the threat, the more so of them would salivate at the opportunity.

So, how did I convince them not to show up?

I was on the roof of the last corporation I'd visited's HQ. They'd tried to make it so that I couldn't get in. Closing all of the garage doors and locking up in a hurry. I'd had to use a grenade as a lockpick to break in. Fortunately, they decided not to test once I was in.

Now I was mostly using their roof as a place to pace and think. Also, it was probably making them sweat down there, wondering if I'd change my mind and go back downstairs.

It didn't matter. The pacing was good for thinking, even with the New Montreal rain coming down all around .

I continued to walk, drawing a long circle around my bike. The dia sorts would be showing up, even if we told them not to. But... maybe not if they thought others would be there, right? There wasn't too much value in sending a full news team over, or sneaking over as a paparazzi, if others were going to get in officially, right?

"Hey, Myalis, can I bounce so ideas off of you?"

Certainly. I'm sure you've co up with sothing unique and interesting.

"Don't kiss my ass so much," I said.

I was trying sothing new. I suppose positive reinforcent is lost on you.

"Damn right."

So, what's this dumbass idea you stumbled upon?

I laughed. "Okay, so... news folk, they're gonna show up if we tell them not to. But I think they might not show up if they think there's a lot of their competitors there already. Does that sound plausible?"

Surprisingly, yes. I see where you're going with this.

"Yeah. So we 'give permission' to so companies, and tell the rest not to bother and that they'll be shot on sight. The usual. Wait... no, that'd encourage so of them. We'll just embarrass them publicly instead. But the real plan is that we're not going to give permission to any of them. Can you draw up a form on like, a site or sothing that we can send to all the dia sorts? Sothing they need to fill out to attend. Maybe tell them that there's a neat badge that'll keep the IFF from gunning them down."

But you have no intention of sending any such badges, correct?

"Yeah. But they won't know that until it's too late," I said.

Surprisingly devious.

"Damn right," I agreed. "Now... so of them are gonna want sound-bites and shit too. Let's do one of those etings with the press. What're they called?"

A press conference.

"Yeah, that," I said with a snap of my fingers. "We set one up on the far end of the city, invite everyone over, and don't bother showing up."

I feel like that may, more than the previous trick, insult the dia.

Right. Not being invited was one thing, and they'd eventually find out that no one was but that would be like... a clever trick that wasn't necessarily insulting. Having them show up sowhere only for no one to be there was a whole different story.

I paced back and forth a bit more, then had an idea.

I opened my contacts list and scrolled down. It wasn't far until I found the person I wanted to call.

The line rang twice before soone answered. "This must be important."

I grinned. "Hello, Emoscythe Mordeath Noir," I replied.

"Using my proper na, Stray Cat? You must be after sothing," she said.

I shrugged, even if she couldn't see it. "I might be... okay, so yeah, I'm definitely after sothing. A distraction, mostly."

"Go on," Emoscythe said.

"So, I've got the dia on my ass over our little conclave event coming up this weekend. I've set up one way to distract them. I'll be sending them this thing that asks them to fill out a form to apply for dia permission badges. Don't intend to hand any out, though."

"So that they assu that they were rely not chosen," she said. "So will communicate with each other."

"I can say that the choice will co down to the day before the event. It'll give them too little ti to react," I said. "At least, I hope."

"Don't underestimate the speed at which that kind of person moves," Emoscythe said. "But yes, overall it's not a terrible way to reduce the number of journalists and paparazzi you'll have to deal with."

"Yeah. For the rest, I was hoping that threats would work, and I was thinking I'd set up a nice press conference that'll happen at about the sa ti as the conclave. You know, to drag people away."

"I see. And is this where you explain why you're taxing my very valuable ti?'

"Well, I don't want to piss them off and send them to an empty room sowhere," I said. "It's a bit an, you know. So I got to thinking 'which an bitch do I know who'd love so dia attention' and your na, the whole thing, popped up in my head."

"Cute," she said. There was a long pause. "I suppose that there might be sothing to that. They may still be upset, but I can at least provide so amount of a distraction, though the type of dia would be all wrong."

"Type?" I asked.

"Drama-chasers and political newscasters aren't the sorts you'd usually invite to the kind of events that I host. Though... It may be fun to challenge myself to design a runway show based on the designs and fashion choices of the gangs present at your event. I'd have re minutes to design appropriate looks tailored to each."

"That doesn't sound possible," I said. Not for a human. I bet Myalis could do it... though she'd throw in cat ears and tails and probably too much leopard print.

Emoscythe scoffed. "Watch . It'll be with the wrong audience, but that'll only an that the fashion world will have to play catch up and will hate themselves for missing sothing entirely unique."

"So, you're in?" I asked.

"You will owe a favour for this. I'll send you the details."

She hung up.

"Uh... what kind of favour?" I asked, but there was no one to answer... at least until Myalis started to laugh in my head.

***

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