"What are you staring at for? I’m no beauty, and... uh, I’m not interested in you either. I’m straight, a real man through and through, you know?"
Upon seeing Yang Tao’s gaze of admiration, Lin Feng was taken aback, and then chuckled.
"No, Boss, how did you manage to score this on the test?" Yang Tao asked seriously, picking up Lin Feng’s math test paper. "This month’s math test was extraordinarily difficult. The highest score in the class was only 142, but you... scored 131. That should easily put you in the top ten of the class."
Math was Yang Tao’s strong suit, yet he also struggled on this math test and only scored 123. So, seeing Lin Feng’s score left him thoroughly astonished.
Hearing his words, Lin Feng just laughed and said, "It’s precisely because the test was difficult. I only know how to do the hard questions. The tests before were too simple, so I didn’t have a chance to show off my skills..."
Yang Tao nodded and laughed heartily. "Amazing, Boss! So you’re a true hidden master, the kind that doesn’t show off. You were so low-key before, but when you finally make a move, you blow everyone away... You really are my Boss!"
While the two were chatting, two boys, Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei, snuck up outside the classroom of Class Three.
They waited outside the classroom for a while, then followed Lin Feng when he went to the restroom.
Lin Feng went into the restroom, took out his "little brother," and was concentrating on "relieving himself" when Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei flanked him, one on each side.
Chen Liang glanced down at Lin Feng’s "little brother" and was startled by the size. He subconsciously looked at his own and imdiately felt a pang of inferiority.
He cleared his throat twice and said, "Lin Feng, rember , bro?"
Lin Feng glanced at him and shook his head. "Nope."
"Damn it! We ca looking for you with ng Zelong on your way ho from school that night, and you don’t recognize us?" Zhang Dafei, standing beside him, said angrily.
Lin Feng paused for a mont, looked at Chen Liang, then at Zhang Dafei, and said, "Are we supposed to be well acquainted?"
Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei shook their heads.
"Are you guys particularly badass?"
Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei hesitated, then shook their heads slightly.
"Are you girls? Stunningly beautiful ones?"
Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei shook their heads without hesitation.
"Well, there you have it. You’re not acquaintances of mine, you’re not particularly tough, and you’re certainly not drop-dead gorgeous won. So why should I know you? My mind usually only makes room for images of beautiful won. As for you two... cough, cough, my brain doesn’t typically store horror films," Lin Feng said calmly.
Hearing this, Chen Liang frowned and asked Zhang Dafei, "Dafei, is this kid dissing us?"
Zhang Dafei thought for a mont and nodded seriously. "Seems like it."
"Shit!" Chen Liang pulled out a cigarette, lit it, and let it dangle from his lips. He shot Lin Feng a nacing glare and said, "Lin Feng, still running that mouth of yours at a ti like this? Are you fucking asking for it?"
Just then, two other boys ca into the restroom. Zhang Dafei bellowed, "Are you blind?! Can’t you see I’m using the facilities here? Go to the second floor!"
The two boys were instantly scared and scurried out of the restroom.
Lin Feng finished relieving himself and looked down. Damn it! I was so busy talking to Chen Liang, I peed on my hand. This is just freaking great!
Zipping up, Lin Feng looked at his wet right hand, then quickly managed a smile as he looked at Chen Liang standing beside him. "Brother, let’s talk things over, alright? If I’ve offended you in any way, I’ll make it up to you."
Saying this, he slowly patted Chen Liang’s shoulder with his right hand, then casually flipped his palm over and wiped it lightly on Chen Liang’s clothes. The urine on his hand was instantly gone.
"Ha! Simple then. First, our boss, Brother Long, has been pursuing Tang Rou from your class. You need to promise right now that you’ll never be seen with Tang Rou again. Otherwise, we’ll beat you up every ti we see you. Second, Brother Long is coming back to school this afternoon. Tonight, you treat us to dinner to apologize. I won’t hold a grudge, but the restaurant has to be high-class. Third, from now on, we’ll protect you. You pay 300 yuan a month for protection fees. If anyone dares to bully you, just tell us, and we’ll take care of them for you."
Chen Liang took a deep drag from his cigarette and spoke with blatant arrogance.
Lin Feng listened, finding it rather amusing. So they were actually here to recruit him as an underling? He’d never had any real dealings with these guys. And just because he hadn’t bothered to teach them a lesson last ti, they really thought they could boss him around!
"Is that all? No fourth point?" Lin Feng asked.
"A fourth?" Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei were both stunned. Lin Feng actually wanted a fourth point? This kid’s ’initiative’ was really sothing else!
"These three for now. We’ll talk about other things later. If you agree, you’ll be with Brother Long from now on. In Jiangzhou No.1 Middle School, apart from a few other top dogs, no one will dare to ss with you," Chen Liang said, extinguishing his cigarette butt.
"And what if I don’t agree?" Lin Feng retorted.
Don’t agree? Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei were montarily floored. After all that talk, this guy was still thinking of refusing? How dare he refuse?
"If you don’t agree, hmph, then we’ll just have to beat you until you do."
Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei exchanged a look and nacingly closed in on Lin Feng, looking ready to attack at any mont.
"Gentlen, tell that Brother Pus of yours a few things. First, Tang Rou—I’m definitely going after her. She’s going to be my woman. If Brother Pus dares to bother Tang Rou again, I’ll beat him up every ti I see him! Second, tell your Brother Pus to steer clear of from now on. If he dares to spout bullshit in my presence again, I’ll make sure his asshole can never let out another fart! Third, you two morons, get out of my sight. Imdiately. Scram!"
Facing Zhang Dafei and Chen Liang, Lin Feng showed no fear, a faint smile on his lips as he spoke with utter composure.
These words made the veins on Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei’s foreheads throb; their faces turned as sallow as the urine in the trough before them.
When had they ever been insulted like this? This guy was simply asking for death!
"You fucking bastard, you refuse a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit! You’re asking for a beating! Dafei, let’s get him!"
Chen Liang roared, and he and Zhang Dafei lunged simultaneously, each grabbing one of Lin Feng’s shoulders, trying to wrestle him to the ground.
"Is this all the strength you two have? Weak as kittens... With this little power, you dare to act like bosses? Get lost!"
As Lin Feng spoke, his hands shot out, clamping onto Zhang Dafei’s and Chen Liang’s outstretched arms. As the word "lost" left his lips, he thrust his arms forward with imnse force. Zhang Dafei and Chen Liang felt an overwhelming power crushing them, their bodies uncontrollably pitching forward!
CLANG!
Chen Liang and Zhang Dafei toppled forward, landing on their sides.
And right in front of them was the urinal they had just used, still steaming...
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