As soon as Lin Feng spoke, the atmosphere suddenly beca awkward.
Fatty opened his mouth, wanting to say sothing, but didn’t dare. However, his eyes held an imnse respect for Lin Feng.
Boss... you’re incredible! Admiring a woman’s chest and even daring to say it to her face... You’re truly invincible. Fatty ntally worshipped Lin Feng.
It’s said that the first rule of wooing won is to have thick skin. Undoubtedly, Lin Feng had not only achieved this but had reached a certain mastery of it.
Fatty glanced at the two beautiful won beside him. Their faces turned beet red and montarily froze, clearly shocked by Lin Feng’s brazen, wolfish behavior.
Chen Li noticed Ye Lin was furious. Fearing things would escalate, she hurriedly tugged on Ye Lin’s arm and whispered, "Ye Lin, we’ve finished eating, let’s go, okay?"
But Ye Lin didn’t budge. She glared at Lin Feng for a long mont, then said angrily, "How can you be such a perv!"
Lin Feng gave a shaless chuckle. Looking at Ye Lin, he replied, "Exactly, it’s just a man’s nature. By the way, Beauty, is there a cure for being a perv?"
Ye Lin glared at Lin Feng with imnse anger and said, "The Invincible used to have that problem too, but not anymore."
"Umm... Did he get castrated?" Fatty blurted out, a wave of speechlessness washing over him upon hearing her. He observed Ye Lin; she seed completely unafraid of a thick-skinned lecher like Lin Feng, which made him incredibly curious.
Lin Feng and Ye Lin locked eyes, and a jolt went through him. This girl isn’t ordinary, he thought. Her eyes hold a faint, intimidatingly cold glint, not sothing an average girl would possess.
Any other girl, hearing Lin Feng’s words, would have likely been rendered speechless, her face alternating between flushed red and pale. But this girl, aside from so annoyance, showed no signs of shyness or intimidation.
Lin Feng’s gaze once again swept over Ye Lin.
"If you look again, believe it or not, I’ll gouge out your eyes and feed them to the dogs!" Ye Lin warned icily, seeing Lin Feng’s lecherous gaze.
"Feed them to a male dog or a female dog?" Lin Feng chuckled. "I don’t think any dog would be interested in my eyeballs. However, if you wanted to gouge them out and keep them as a treasure, I think that could work... It would be best if you put them by your bedside. Then I could watch you sleep every night."
"Go to hell!"
Lin Feng’s words finally, thoroughly, enraged Ye Lin.
The mont Lin Feng finished speaking, Ye Lin grabbed the half-eaten chicken burger and other food on the table and hurled it directly at him!
Damn, what a shrew! Lin Feng thought.
Quick-witted and agile, Lin Feng instantly stood up and deftly dodged Ye Lin’s sudden attack.
SPLAT!
The chicken burger splattered right onto the head of a passing child, about seven or eight years old. The child froze for a few seconds, then pulled the chicken leg off his head, took a couple of big bites, and called out to a woman in the distance, "Mommy, I want a chicken leg that tastes like this! It’s so yummy..."
Lin Feng and his companions at the table were all dumbfounded by this scene.
"Huh, why would the chicken leg be fragrant? Oh, it must be the scent from the beautiful lady’s lips after she took a bite," Fatty analyzed with great seriousness.
"If you keep your mouth shut, no one will think you’re a mute!" Ye Lin snapped at Fatty.
SPLAT!
Just as Fatty finished his analysis, a plate of fries ca flying at him! Since Ye Lin was sitting right beside him and he reacted slowly, he couldn’t avoid it. In an instant, his head was covered in yellow french fries.
Fatty, his head covered in fries, stared at Lin Feng, dumbfounded.
Lin Feng, however, just chuckled and said, "Beauty, ’a woman adorns herself for one who appreciates her.’ No need to get so angry."
Seeing Lin Feng’s grinning face, Ye Lin beca even more furious. "Go to hell!" she yelled, swinging a slap at his face.
Damn! They say won are like tigers, but this one is fiercer than a tiger! She’s a she-devil! Lin Feng thought.
Seeing Ye Lin’s palm about to slap his face, he was startled. The space was too tight to dodge, so he could only react by reaching out. The instant her palm was about to connect, he grabbed her wrist.
"Wow, your hand is so fair..." Lin Feng remarked, looking at her jade-like wrist.
"Fair my ass!" Ye Lin cursed. Her wrist suddenly retracted. Before Lin Feng could react, her hand, slippery as an eel, had already escaped his grasp!
"You audacious lecher! If I don’t teach you a lesson today, then my na isn’t Ye Lin!" she shouted.
Ye Lin pushed the nearby Fatty aside, stepped into the aisle, and attacked Lin Feng with a flurry of fists and kicks!
"So your na is Ye Lin, huh?" Lin Feng said with a sly grin. "Telling your na on purpose... have you fallen for ? How about you give your number? I’m free tonight. We can get a room and... get to know each other better?"
However, seeing Ye Lin’s skillful attacks, he grew inwardly cautious. This busty, slender beauty actually knows kung fu!?
"You’ve practiced kung fu?" Lin Feng asked, parrying her blows.
"None of your business! This kung fu is specifically for dealing with perverts like you! Take this!"
Despite her defiant words, Ye Lin was inwardly shocked that Lin Feng could so casually block her attacks. She was absolutely confident in her skills; she could even say that one or two special forces soldiers wouldn’t be her match. Yet, this lecher in front of her had actually blocked her!
The two of them suddenly started fighting right there in KFC, Ye Lin mainly attacking and Lin Feng mainly defending.
anwhile, Fatty and Chen Li watched from the side, their hearts pounding with anxiety. Such a commotion was blatantly disrupting public order; the police might arrive at any mont.
However, when Fatty caught another glimpse of Chen Li’s beauty, he quickly sidled up to her and said shyly, "Umm... Miss..."
"You’re the ’Miss’! Your mom’s a ’Miss’! Your whole family are ’Misses’! Get lost, you damn fatty!"
Fatty had barely spoken when Chen Li’s furious tirade overwheld him. He quickly clapped his hands over his ears, his eyes squeezed shut, his expression one of utter terror.
Birds of a feather flock together, huh? I can’t believe this girl is a virago too! Fatty lanted inwardly, cursing his luck. If I’d known, I wouldn’t have co over with Boss. Damn it, I’ve run into a couple of tough won! I seriously wonder if they used to be guys...
Once Chen Li had vented her anger, she cald down considerably. Seeing Fatty still trembling, she actually chuckled and asked, "Hey, were you calling just now? What for?"
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