Zuo Siqi stared at Lin Chen, her heart filled with confusion.
This guy always calls himself her uncle and says so strange things; could it be that the "uncle" he ntioned is her twin sister Zuo Sisi!
"Besides looking at , did you do any other bad things?" Zuo Siqi asked, her eyes twinkling mischievously.
Upon hearing Zuo Siqi's words, Lin Chen felt a pang of guilt because he indeed had done it. He had even accidentally watched two beautiful won taking a mandarin duck bath.
"Auntie has class now, I'll head back to mine!" Saying so, Lin Chen hurriedly got up and fled.
Watching Lin Chen's hasty retreat, Zuo Siqi squinted her eyes, convinced her sister and this guy must be having an affair!
Lin Chen returned to the classroom and saw Su Xiaobei sitting at her desk with a frown.
"What's wrong, wife? In trouble and need your husband?" Lin Chen said, grinning as he sat next to Su Xiaobei.
"Hmph, where have you been these last two days? You've been skipping classes frequently?" Su Xiaobei coldly glanced at Lin Chen.
Lin Chen sat beside Su Xiaobei, smiling tenderly at her, "Wife, you're finally admitting you missed ; I'm so moved."
"Go die, who missed you? I'm the class monitor, and if you keep skipping classes, you might get expelled. I'm just being responsible for you," Su Xiaobei said, her face turning red as she spoke in a fluster.
"Right, you must be responsible for —fully responsible," Lin Chen nodded his head in deep agreent.
Su Xiaobei suddenly froze, sensing sothing off in his words, "Jerk, who needs to be responsible for you? We don't have anything to do with each other."
"Who says we don't? You are my wife!" Lin Chen chuckled.
"Go die." Su Xiaobei angrily threw the Inner Canon of Huangdi at Lin Chen.
"Wife, don't hit with your Inner Canon!" A cry of pain echoed across the classroom!
Inner Canon!
Suddenly, the classroom beca silent as everyone's gaze turned to Lin Chen and Su Xiaobei's spot.
"So embarrassing." Su Xiaobei wished she could just disappear into the ground.
However, Lin Chen nonchalantly picked up the Inner Canon of Huangdi, "Your thoughts are too dirty, I was talking about the Inner Canon, not won's... the book's Inner Canon."
The classmates couldn't help but twitch at his words, how more vulgar could soone get, turning the Inner Canon of Huangdi into a joke!
Realizing it wasn't about Su Xiaobei's "Inner Canon," everyone lost interest and went back to their own business.
"Speaking of which, wife, why do you always carry around the Inner Canon of Huangdi? Trying to cure your irregular nstruation?" Lin Chen curiously asked.
"Your nstruation is irregular, your whole family has irregular nstruation!" Su Xiaobei was nearly driven mad by him.
Then, with the tapping of high heels, Tao Yifei entered the classroom.
In Tao Yifei's arms was a cute little rabbit.
The class quieted down; Tao Yifei was a female teacher at the school, second only to Zuo Siqi in beauty.
Lin Chen licked his lips, "That rabbit looks so big and cute."
Su Xiaobei also nodded, "Where did Teacher Tao find such an adorable little rabbit? But it seems to be injured."
"Where is it injured? My ancestral massage can cure various stubborn diseases there," Lin Chen said, swallowing heavily.
"It looks like the rabbit's foot is injured, see the blood!" Su Xiaobei said with a pained expression.
"Foot?" Lin Chen asked, pointing.
"You, you big pervert," Su Xiaobei only then realized that Lin Chen's rabbit and her own were not the sa thing.
The lecture was about how to bandage wounds, and Lin Chen, found it boring, so he entered a state of ditation.
Understanding the elents in the Qi Sea and establishing a connection with them was also a way of cultivation, although the effect was much poorer outside the Prison of Ti.
Even a mosquito was at; Lin Chen had to cultivate every second to get stronger.
With his consciousness sinking into the Divine Sense, Lin Chen once again stood in front of the Qi Sea, enveloped by the electrical elents.
The Qi Sea was in chaos, filled with flashing lightning. The previous few tis Lin Chen's Divine Sense had stepped no more than a ter in before it was scattered by lightning falling from the sky.
Lin Chen took a deep breath and his Divine Sense stepped into the Qi Sea once again.
Accompanied by the rumbling sound of thunder, Lin Chen's mind trembled; his body hurriedly surged forward.
Crack, crack—lightning struck from above—Lin Chen exerted all his strength to rush forward—one ter, two ters, three ters—this ti he managed to push forward more than ten ters.
Suddenly, a figure shaped like a bolt of lightning flashed before his eyes—it was an elental sprite!
Lin Chen was overjoyed and just as he was about to follow, soone abruptly shook him.
At the sa ti, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, and a strand of Lin Chen's Divine Sense was scattered once again.
Lin Chen woke from his epiphany to find the whole class staring at him.
What's going on, am I too handso?
"The teacher is asking you a question!"
Next to him, Su Xiaobei whispered a reminder.
Damn, just when I finally found the elental sprite, I get interrupted like this—Lin Chen was quite annoyed.
Yet, he still stood up, looking puzzled at Teacher Tao.
Tao Yifei's beautiful eyes fixed on Lin Chen, feeling frustrated.
There had never been a case of a boy falling asleep during her class before; Lin Chen was the first.
Just now in the office, this guy had been confrontational with her; this ti she was definitely going to make him embarrass himself—Tao Yifei silently made up her mind.
"Lin Chen, co here and bandage the bunny's wound just like I demonstrated," Tao Yifei said with a smile.
"Bandaging wounds?" Lin Chen was stunned.
"Haha, he's been sleeping the whole ti; how could he bandage the bunny's wounds?"
"Exactly, don't let him break the little bunny's leg."
Tao Yifei smiled faintly, "If you can't bandage the wound as I instructed, the punishnt for sleeping in my class will be cleaning the toilets for a week."
Cleaning the toilets for a week, wow, Teacher Tao is really stepping it up.
Do these two have so kind of grudge?
Lin Chen, looking at the smiling Tao Yifei, naturally knew she was settling personal scores, and smiled lightly, "Bandage the wound? Such a small injury doesn't even need bandaging; brother, can fix it in minutes, let it run as fast as wind again."
"What did you say?" Hearing Lin Chen's words, Tao Yifei nearly burst out laughing.
She had already checked—the bunny had a broken leg, and it wouldn't be able to walk for at least half a month; to make it run imdiately was a fool's dream.
"But if I do heal it, you can't disturb when I sleep in your class in the future," Lin Chen scratched his head, chuckling.
He definitely didn't want to be interrupted during an epiphany again.
Tao Yifei's face slightly changed color—this jerk, did he really not respect her as much as Zuo Siqi? To think about sleeping in front of her, a charr among female teachers.
Tao Yifei bit her lip and said, "Fine, but if you can't cure the little bunny, you'll be cleaning the toilets for a month."
Lin Chen nodded, "Deal."
As he spoke, Lin Chen stood up from his seat and walked toward the podium.
"Does this guy think he's Divine Doctor Bian Que?"
"That little bunny can't even stand up, how could he possibly heal it so quickly?"
"Haha, looks like we have soone to clean our toilets from now on, not bad at all."
Everyone watched Lin Chen as he walked up to the podium as if watching a joke.
Making a limping bunny run imdiately was simply a joke; if he genuinely had that ability, he wouldn't need to be in school; he could directly go work at a hospital as a doctor.
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