"Hmm?"
Just as the three ghosts started to make their move, Ye Xuan’s eyes glinted, and he nonchalantly glanced in three different directions, with a cold smirk spilling from his lips.
"Hehehehe..."
Suddenly, a chilling, bone-rattling laugh echoed in the dim and terrifying ghost house. The sound ca from the darkness behind the trio.
Accompanied by the laughter, a vampire wearing a crimson cloak glided over silently and reached out its claws towards Lu Miaochan’s buttocks!
Judging by its practiced movents, these ’ghostly creatures’ had likely taken advantage of tourists quite often.
Smack!
However, just as its ghastly claw was about to make contact with its target, a large hand swung from the side and clasped the vampire’s wrist.
At the sa ti, a teasing laugh sounded, "Mr. Vampire, groping a girl’s behind isn’t a very good habit!"
And the one who suddenly made the move was naturally Ye Xuan.
He had sensed the ’three ghosts’ approaching and knew instantly that they were up to no good!
As expected, these people were looking to take advantage during the chaos. Touching other won might be fine, but daring to touch his woman, Ye Xuan naturally couldn’t stand for it.
Caught by Ye Xuan, the vampire was startled and then imdiately enraged! Soone had disrupted his fun, which was very annoying.
Not only did you stop from touching, but you also grabbed my hand. Can’t a ghost have so fun?
He felt his dignity as a ’ghost’ was seriously challenged and was about to put on a creepy, terrifying act to scare Ye Xuan.
But just then, Ye Xuan let go, deciding to play along since the little ghosts wanted to have so fun!
Freed, the vampire thought Ye Xuan was frightened and quickly slipped back into the darkness, smirking inwardly.
It seed this guy was just pretending to be calm and had shown his true colors after a slight scare.
With this in mind, he didn’t rush off but swam around in the nearby darkness, looking for another opportunity to strike.
"Wow! Ye Xuan, you’re so amazing. You even caught a vampire."
Lu Miaochan’s eyes sparkled with little stars as she looked at Ye Xuan in amazent.
"Ye Xuan, you’re even more formidable than Uncle Zhengying. Did you learn so Ghost-catching Technique from Maoshan?"
Murong Wanwan clapped her hands and exclaid, her face full of admiration.
"What are you two talking about? Maoshan Ghost-catching Technique? You’ve watched too many zombie movies!"
Ye Xuan was speechless and retorted, "Those are just people in disguise. Isn’t it easy to catch them?"
Easy? Boy, to underestimate us like that, we’ll have to teach you a lesson!
Hearing Ye Xuan’s words, the three ghosts were very displeased and decided to teach Ye Xuan a severe lesson.
"Ah... There’s a zombie!"
At that mont, Lu Miaochan scread, pointing to the right.
There, not far from Murong Wanwan, a zombie with Yellow Talismans stuck to it suddenly jumped out.
With its gaping crimson mouth and sharp zombie teeth, it lunged just like a movie zombie.
"Mommy! The zombie is going to bite soone!"
"Ye Xuan, save !"
The two girls scread again, terrified, then clung tightly to Ye Xuan, burying their heads in the crook of his arm.
Upon seeing this, Ye Xuan sighed about the unavoidable bosoms while amusingly telling the two girls,
"Ahem... everyone step back and stand behind ! I’m going to perform sothing fun for you."
Although the two girls didn’t know what exactly Ye Xuan was going to do, they still cautiously stepped back behind him, out of an innate trust.
With a slight upturn at the corner of his mouth, Ye Xuan quickly stepped forward to the side of the zombie.
He extended his index and middle fingers, jabbed the zombie fiercely, and inserted a silver needle, hidden in his hand, into a specific acupuncture point on its body.
Imdiately, the zombie, as if struck by a Taoist’s talisman, froze and stood still in place.
Ye Xuan then flashed to the side of another approaching ghost, took out a silver needle, and immobilized it in the sa fashion.
With one grab and pull, he moved the paralyzed ghost directly beside the zombie!
After that, he also caught the hidden Vampire and immobilized it, bringing it over. Now, all three little ghosts were gathered together, standing side by side!
"All set! Now, the performance can begin!"
Ye Xuan walked over, stood in front of the three ghosts, and said with an indifferent smile.
Next, he flicked his finger swiftly, lightly tapping each ghost on their body, and then snapped his fingers with a flourish!
All at once, the bodies of the three ghosts began to twist and turn, their hands and feet dancing animatedly in front of everyone – it was the zombie dance.
Lu Miaochan and the other girl stared dumbfounded at the scene, finding it utterly incredible!
In this haunted house, the three ghosts that could scare people to tears were now miraculously dancing in front of them. How hilariously funny was that?
Even though the ghosts were all portrayed by people, their current outfits and dancing in this setting were indeed filled with a comical sense, making it hard to resist bursting into laughter.
Lu Miaochan and her companion couldn’t help but feel like laughing, while the three unlucky ghosts were inside utterly devastated!
Damn it, my job is to scare people, not freaking dance to make others laugh! Hell no, this is not how you play a ghost!
Who can tell what on Earth happened?
anwhile, in the surveillance room of the haunted house.
Watching the scenes of Ye Xuan and others dancing together on several monitors, all the staff were stunned and then began to laugh, holding their bellies.
Working here for so long, they had never seen such a spectacle before!
Those three guys were hilarious. Were they sure they didn’t go to the wrong set and end up playing clowns in the haunted house?
"I can’t take it anymore! I need to laugh for a bit, hahaha..."
"Haha! Those three are so funny, they shouldn’t be here playing ghosts; they are utterly misused. They should go learn dancing instead!"
At this mont, Lu Miaochan and Murong Wanwan laughed hysterically, their fears from before completely forgotten.
What kind of spooky haunted house was this? It was more like a circus clown stage!
So ridiculously funny.
These three Mr. Ghosts danced for about half a minute before Ye Xuan, once again, tapped on their bodies, withdrew the silver needles, and they finally stopped dancing.
"I’ll let you off for today. In the future, when you’re at work, don’t even think about taking advantage of the custors! Consider this a lesson and scram."
Ye Xuan glanced at them indifferently and commanded coldly.
"Big... big brother, you’re right, we know our mistakes! We’re leaving, right away!"
The three Mr. Ghosts were scared out of their wits, looking at Ye Xuan with eyes full of fear, nearly ready to kneel and promise.
They were used to playing ghosts to scare others, but today they t a real ghost and didn’t dare to linger, fleeing in terror without looking back...
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