Upon hearing that, Wu Yue was not amused in the slightest. Her face darkened as she looked at him. "With a build like yours, you could kill with one punch. You think I’d dare try anything with you?"
A look of regret flickered across Yuan Lang’s handso face. "Well, that’s a real sha. I was hoping I’d get a chance to make a move."
Wu Yue shot him a disgusted look. "You’re obviously the one with ulterior motives. How shaless can you be?"
Yuan Lang chuckled softly, then turned to her. "Do you still want—"
"Boss, are you really going to do this to ? Am I not your favorite Hu Zi anymore?"
Teng Qian looked at Yuan Lang with a pleading expression, his eyes full of resentnt.
’Sure, I might have dug myself into a hole, but if that little female finds out, what about my pride? A man has to save face, you know?’
And at tis like this, there’s never a shortage of little brothers who are experts at selling out their older siblings.
The good-natured Teng Kun then blurted out unexpectedly, "My big brother discovered this salt crystal while he was taking a crap."
He even looked proud as he said it.
The miserable Teng Qian, standing to the side, felt his whole tiger-self break down. ’Damn it, can I get a refund on this little brother?’
Rembering that Teng Qian had just tossed her the salt crystal she was holding, Wu Yue instinctively threw it away.
Seeing Teng Qian’s resentful expression, she felt a little awkward and chuckled. "Um, don’t you have to taste this stuff to identify it?
You..."
’Why did taking a crap have to get involved?’
"When my big brother was little, he’d spend too much ti squatting over the pit, so he injured his butt. Sotis the wound reopens.
There’s nothing to wipe your butt with here, so Big Brother asked to pick up a stone for him. I just grabbed this Stone Crystal and handed it over.
I didn’t expect him to jump up with a howl, like he was in terrible pain."
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian with great admiration. "I had no idea you doted on your little brother so much. If he were my brother, I’d have beaten him to death long ago."
Teng Qian looked at Wu Yue, deeply touched. "Finally, soone understands ."
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian and remarked with a sigh, "I really never expected that powerful Beastman Warriors could get hemorrhoids."
"Hemorrhoids? You an the illness that makes Teng Qian’s butt bleed?" Yuan Lang inquired.
Wu Yue nodded, then said with a sigh, "Yes. I just never thought that Beastman Warriors could get hemorrhoids."
Teng Qian scoffed. ’I’m surprised I haven’t developed a mouth sore from holding my tongue.’
"So, what you’re saying is, Teng Qian, you realized this was a salt crystal because it stung your wound?"
Teng Qian: "..."
’If you hadn’t said it out loud, we could still be friends.’
"To confirm it was a salt crystal, Big Brother even tasted it!"
Teng Kun couldn’t have been prouder. Discovering salt crystal was a huge service to the entire Snow Tiger Tribe.
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian, her face a mask of shock. "You are... truly incredible."
’Damn it, how could you pick up another piece of Crystal Stone to lick right after using one to wipe your ass?’
Seemingly thinking the sa thing, the expressions on Yuan Lang’s and Teng Kun’s faces grew rather suggestive...
With a resentful expression, Teng Qian tilted his head back at a forty-five-degree angle to gaze at... the top of the cavern.
’You two are falling in love, and I’m the one who gets hurt. I have to put up with your sappy romance, and I’m the one who takes all the bla.’
’When will two beautiful won appear to soothe all my wounds? Don’t ask why two. It’s because my injuries are severe.’
Although the process of its discovery was sowhat unspeakable, this was undoubtedly a precious item that would bring great fortune to the entire Snow Tiger Tribe.
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