"So, 438, can you tell what’s going on? What era did I get transported to?"
Wu Yue picked up the nearby hay and began her first DIY project of this new life.
There weren’t any clothes to be found. If she didn’t weave sothing out of hay to cover herself, what was she supposed to do, run around naked?
"This is the Snow Tiger Tribe in the Polar Forest of the Senluo Continent. There are Snow Tiger Beastn...!@#$%..."
The System dutifully explained Wu Yue’s current predicant in detail.
"So, can I go back?" Wu Yue asked tearfully. She still had a sizable sum of money in her bank account that she hadn’t spent...
’The greatest tragedy in life is dying before you’ve spent all your money~’
The System was silent for a mont. "I don’t know. I was already here when I woke up."
’I only got here a few days before the host, after all~’
Wu Yue muttered to herself, ’This System is so unreliable. Nothing like the overpowered ones in novels.’
System: ...
’I’m not an overpowered System at all. My deepest apologies!’
The girl and the System fell silent. After so ti, Wu Yue looked up and stretched her neck.
"438, what ti is it?"
The System’s chanical voice rang out. "It is now eleven o’clock. Two hours have passed since you woke up."
Wu Yue glanced down at the DIY project in her hands. ’So I’ve been struggling for two hours just to weave a little grass mat that can’t even cover my butt?’
’I really want to shove this grass mat in the System’s face...’
System: ...
’You’re the one who’s all thumbs. What does that have to do with ?’
"So... 438~ what kind of functions do you have?"
The System was silent for a long ti...
"Before we get to my functions, I think it’s necessary for you, my host, to give a new, more impressive na." A faint, electric crackle seed to run through the System’s voice.
While Wu Yue was weaving her grass mat, he had looked through so of the System’s built-in data and finally understood the... other aning behind his na...
’What kind of heartless bastard gave a na that was a built-in insult!’
Wu Yue was inwardly roaring with laughter, but she kept a straight face. "Why? I think it’s a great na. So powerful and imposing."
The System sneered. "Is that so? My na sounds an awful lot like ’damn bitch.’ Do you think *that* na would suit you better, Host?"
Wu Yue choked. ’Are all systems this sharp-tongued nowadays?’
She sheepishly rubbed her nose and chuckled. "Hey, don’t be so serious. We’re in the sa boat now. Of course I’ll give you a better na."
She scratched her head, thinking for a long ti. "This... that... uh... What do you think of ’System’? It’s simple, easy to rember, and catchy."
The System didn’t call out its host’s la excuse. Seeing her struggle like that, he could tell she was terrible at naming things.
"I guess it’ll do..."
’At least it’s better than that god-awful ’damn bitch.’’
"I am the Beast World Survival System. I can help you better survive in this dangerous Beastman World. There’s nothing I can’t do, only things you can’t imagine, dear~"
Wu Yue: ...
’Why does it sound like an ad from so online marketplace...?’
GRUMBLE~~ RUMBLE~~ ’Never mind those fancy functions. The top priority right now is securing so food.’
Wu Yue’s eyes lit up. "System, get an order of braised pork over rice."
System: ...
’What kind of dumbass host did I get stuck with!’
"Don’t have it."
"How about so braised eggplant, then?"
"Don’t have it."
"Stead buns?"
"Don’t have it."
...
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