Swiss Arms Chapter 128-129

Swiss Arms

Chapter 128

-VB-

Hans von Fluelaberg

"And now."

"WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Warcries rung out throatily and fires were lit all around the western areas of the town outside of the walls. War drums rang out and we kept on shouting.

The garrison on top of the battlent hastily got ready to fight back, and so even began to loose their arrows at the fires and shouting n.

I watched far from the Munich city walls as the defenders kept trying to shoot at us but we were too far, and the arrows loosed by the defenders landed in the bundles of straws we used as our shield while we continued to beat the drums and shout.

"LOUIS IS A DUMBASS, HIS FACE IS AN ASS!"

"LOUIS IS A DUMBASS!" my rangers cackled as they jeered along with .

"HIS FACE IS AN ASS, HE'S GOT NO ASS!"

"HIS FACE IS AN ASS!"

"LOUIS IS MAIDENLESS, HE IS SO CHARMLESS!"

"MAIDENLESS! CHARMLESS!"

And my arms swung. The drums beat.

And they continued to beat into the night as our throats grew hoarse.

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"You are a devil."

I grinned before I took a long sip of water. I may have the endurance of a superhuman, but that didn't an that after all of that shouting, my throat didn't go dry.

Unlike , my rangers rotated out every hour or so using the cover of the night.

"Oh? How so?" I asked Duke Albert, who was looking at with the gimlet eye that carried with it both respect and disgust.

"It's been over a week, Hans. A week of you harassing the western gate and everyone there with your … chants."

Rudolf snickered. When Albert turned to look at him, he quickly recovered and cleared his throat loudly. "What?"

Albert turned back to look at . "It … this isn't how I was taught wars are fought," he began. "But you've had more experience with war than I've ever had, so who am I to gainsay the effort you're putting in?"

I humd. "Anything in particular you find distasteful?"

"We may be trying to reinstate our duke here as the rightful duke, but emasculating Duke Louis in front of his subject feels … wrong. He is our peer; I believe he just deserves more respect than that."

Rudolf looked begrudgingly on Albert's side on this.

"I disagree," I replied respectfully. "May I explain myself?"

"Go ahead, count."

"Are we here to win or are we here to have a practice match?"

My words brought silence to the tent.

"Our people die every ti we make the wrong choice," I continued once I saw that they were willing to let talk. "I am a count, yes, but my territory has the least number of people to draw upon. I only control Rheintal and Fluelaberg directly. All other territories within the Compact are mber states and town that are not involved in this war. Each person who die under my command is not a knight but also a near irreplaceable citizen of my county. I cannot make choices that see any of them die unless I gain sothing far more out of it.

"As an oriental philosopher of war from beyond the lands of the Muslim once said, 'appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.' The truth that I tell you two is that should a true gritty war break out, my people will lose even if I can go on fighting by myself until my enemies die. But what is the point of a war if all that is left is and a pile of ashes?

"My tactics so far have resulted in two advantages for us and three disadvantages for the enemy. One, we are well rested while our enemies are not. Two, we are losing nothing but ti doing this, which works in our favor as they are cut off. As for disadvantages for the enemy, they are losing arrows trying to kill us. You've seen the piles of arrows I've brought in each night. The defenders of Munich have so far, over the course of a week, wasted more than a five hundred quivers. But because most of those arrows hit the ground or our hay bales, we can use them against them. As stated before, ti is running out for them. And lastly, while knightly conduct may get points… please rember who I am.

"I am the Count Killer. I have bled nobles who thought themselves prim and proper, who thought to gambled away their n's lives. And look at and mine now. Who decries for winning? Who is left to tell that I was wrong to have killed your peers?

"Understand, my lords, that the only reason I don't sneak over those walls at night and kill Louis in his own bedchambers - after all of the grief he's caused for and mine - is because you, Duke Rudolf, asked to spare your brother that fate. The quickest path to victory is thus waived and I must risk my n. The lives of nobles are as expensive and cheap as that of a peasant when they are my enemies."

I stopped for a breather and then looked at them both in the eyes.

"Do you have objections to my thoughts?"

Albert and Rudolf looked at and then glanced at each other.

Rudolf spoke up.

"None."

Albert hesitated before he spoke. "I have none, but you must also see that as long as you continue down this path, you will find no more allies."

"As long as you and your house remains my friend and ally and continue to treat and mine fairly, I see no reason to look elsewhere," I replied and switched back to more informal speech. "Now, I and my n have to sleep to make hell for them tonight."

-VB-

Louis von Wittelsbach.

Two weeks.

Two weeks of hell.

"LOUIS IS A DUMBASS, HIS FACE IS AN ASS!"

"LOUIS IS A DUMBASS!"

"HIS FACE IS AN ASS, HE'S GOT NO ASS!"

"HIS FACE IS AN ASS!"

"LOUIS IS MAIDENLESS, HE IS SO CHARMLESS!"

"MAIDENLESS! CHARMLESS!"

He even heard so children repeat that in the streets during the day!

If it was just the insults… then fine. He could handle it. He's handled worse. He's dealt worse.

But then it was the nightly attacks.

The shouts and hollers. The threats of it made his n shoot their arrows.

And now, they had less than a hundred quivers of arrow left.

Food was also running low. Not enough to make anyone go hungry but enough that rumors were starting up.

He held his head between his hands as the morning sunlight rose up.

The city … was restless.

Louis started to doubt his own n.

The townspeople avoided him.

The few who didn't were sycophants with no thoughts of their own.

More than one fight had broken out in the town square over the price of food.

Everything… Everything had gone wrong… because of that damned mountain peasant playing at nobility.

Count Hans von Fluelaberg was the source of all of his woes. No bishop wanted to listen to his calls about the count's witchcraft, the obvious superhuman feats he perford. No lord wanted to listen to him. Even his own subordinates feigned ignorance as they counted the toll tax from trade going to and from the "Compact." His allies … had remained silent.

Over two weeks of siege.

No one had co to help.

He was alone.

And from the supplies he saw and the enemy army outside that only grew in size with each passing day, he knew he was finished.

But he would be a fool to go out quietly.

If they wanted to torture him at night, then so be it. He'll go out and deal with them.

-VB-

Swiss Arms

Chapter 129

-VB-

Louis von Wittelsbach

"Are you sure about this, milord…?"

He glanced up from where he had the servants and squires fit him in his armor. But now, he was alone in the room with soone whom he might address as his mistress. She wasn't his lover by any ans; she was closer to a bedwarr than a mistress, really, but he could acknowledge that he felt more at ease with her than most.

The only ones who stood higher than her in his places of esteem were his spymaster and his longti friend who didn't even know he was the duke.

And if tonight went horribly against him, then that's how it would stay in the mind of that peasant tavern owner who just thought of him as a "good chap with a stick up his ass."

He almost chuckled at the mory. Ah, he almost exploded then and threatened to bring down the the might as one of then two dukes of Upper Bavaria… but his better senses had won out. And he was thankful for that, too.

Goodness, what was he doing when soone was waiting for a reply?

"I do have surety in my action," he replied. "But the world is oft an indifferent mother. Who knows? Maybe I will face no one or face the entire enemy army. But you know what the situation is like."

She fidgeted, her beautiful hair cascading down her shoulders and frad her face in such a way that it hid her slightly large jaws to give her the appearance of a truly beautiful lady. Marie was a lost noble woman from up north in the lands of the Poles. Lost in the sense that her family had lost their fight against their rivals and had their entire male lineage castrated.

"Are you not scared?"

He paused.

Was he scared?

Tonight, when the sun set and the damnable rural peasants from the Alps no doubt began to taunt him, he would strike at them not by sallying out but with the sa tactic they deployed: ambush. Indeed, he intended to sneak out of the town walls with his trusted knights and n-at-arms and hide in the now abandoned houses that clung close to the walls. From there, when the rowdy Swabians ca by and distracted themselves with distracting his garrison, he would strike at them.

If he succeeded, then it would restore a asure of his authority within the town and they will hold out for days more. If he didn't even do this much, then there was a very good chance that the garrison soldiers, who weren't n-at-arms, might turn on him and his trusted knights as food ran dry.

He knew his history.

Sieges were ssy, especially when food got low and the populace had no respect for their ruler. Whether that distrust and disrespect was earned was secondary to the reality that was starvation.

"... I am a little nervous," he admitted. Who else would he admit this to? He approached her and gave her a kiss on her forehead. ""But I am more afraid to be stabbed in the back or poisoned at al than to die on the battlefield. I would rather try this than be tied up in my own ho by the weakly willed and disciplined, who would throw open the gates."

He may have done so evil deeds but nothing so shaful as to deserve that sort of fate.

It wasn't like he ducked married n and broke marriages like Rudolf had done.

It wasn't fair.

But he knew all about what fair was, didn't he?

"If you hear of my fall, then you know what to do, yes?"

She nodded tearfully.

"Good," he said as he stepped to the side and walked out of the room. He pretended to not hear her sobbing quietly.

He walked down the castle's corridor until he was at the yard where his n stood waiting for him.

He stared at the one hundred souls who volunteered for this mission.

"Are you all ready?" he asked them.

They all snapped to attention. "We will follow you, Your Grace!" his master-at-arms thumped his chest in salute.

He grinned. "Then let's go out there and show those peasants why they belong on the farm and not the battlefield."

-VB-

Louis the Mine Manager

One of the rangers hurt his throat too much to shout in the night, so Louis ended up getting voluntold to take his shift.

"Ugh, this is going to be horrible!" he bemoaned his fate.

He didn't think he'd end up on the frontline so quickly again in such a small group of soldiers! He was the weakest and slowest among them, too! If sothing horrible went down, then he was going to die because being a mine manager made him slightly fatter than before!

"Relax, Mister Manager," one of the rangers, Frederick, son of Frederick of Davos, from Davos, chuckled as he gave him a playful slap on the shoulder as the last light of the day disappeared over the horizon and bathed the world in darkness. It was a night of the half moon, too, so he really couldn't see anything.

He sighed. "... I guess. We'll be under bales of hay, right?"

"Yup. Bales of hay under rolling wheels. We'll be perfectly safe, even if the archers shoot arrows slick with oil and fire. These bales have been soaking up water all day long in the nearby stream."

That made him feel better.

He walked in light armor, carrying a shield and shortsword that had been loaned to him while he left his new halberd behind.

All around him were dozens of rangers, so pushing weird looking bed-less carts with hay bales on top like a roof. Actually, was that just a market stand put on wheels and tied together?

He glanced at the three pairs of donkeys pulling the market stand on wheels and the wet hay bales on top of them. Poor bastards.

He also looked at his lord, Count Hans von Fluelaberg. Apparently, the good lord hadn't done much to announce his rise in status to the people of Davos and Fluelaberg. Probably thought it was more of a hassle than the prestige it would get him. Louis had been at Fluelaberg for a long ti now, and knew just about how its lord thought. He wasn't unambitious or lazy. It's just that if he didn't see how it would benefit him greatly, then he wouldn't do it. Little things like announcing his status apparently fell in the "small benefit" category.

Unlike most of the rangers and himself included, the count carried his full ensemble of equipnt, including his thick bear fur cape, tal face and chestplate, and that giant slab of tal he called his sword.

As the entire group made their way towards the western gate for their nightly ritual, they passed by the houses abandoned by the folks who must be either deeper in the countryside or inside Munich.

House after house, they passed by-.

Whee-!

One of the rangers jerked before falling side ways.

"John?!" soone shouted from behind.

"AMBUSH!" soone else shouted.

"WAHHHH!!!" cries ran out from all around them.

Louis snapped his head from left to right as armored n rushed out from abandoned houses. It was so dark that he couldn't see anything!

He hastily drew his shortsword and shield while the rangers drew their own swords.

In that darkness, Louis felt dread.

Until he saw the count move.

He burst forward like he had expected the ambush and swung his sword. The wind roared as the sword made a half-circle arc with the count at the center and sliced into an unlucky knight. tal squealed and scread as the sword tore through it and sent out sparks of light everywhere.

For a very brief mont, the battlefield paused as its center lit up from those sparks.

"That's the count! Kill him and you'll get a hundred guldens!" soone among the enemy shouted.

A hundred?! That was enough to get soone's kid into a knight's service as a squire! Or so the market rumor was around Davos.

And it spurned the montarily stunned knights and n-at-arms into a frenzy. They roared as they charged into them.

In the darkness, they did not see or hear how the rangers had drawn their crossbows in the lull of the battle.

The count jumped forward, shoulder-checking a man-at-arms. The man got overwheld imdiately by the count's charge and doubled over before sothing crunched when the count deliberately stomped his feet down on the downed man.

The man-at-arms did not get back up.

And the rangers loosed their crossbow bolts.

Their enemies scread around them as bolts landed.

Louis hyperventilated, looking around frantically as the sll of blood seeped into his nose, but he held his position next to a pair of rangers. One of them held his shoulder steady as he used his other hand to fire his crossbow.

"Squad one reloading!"

"Squad two taking over!"

It was … how the rangers fought in the open reminded him of workshops where everyone knew what they were doing.

The ambushing knights and n-at-arms, on the other hand, stumbled and backed away as the sudden burst of bolts left quite a few of them dead or dying in the dark streets.

And then there was the count.

"FOUND YOU!" the count cackled.

Cackled.

There was a slam. A scream. Winds whooshing. Sothing tal squealing and bending.

A grunt and a thrust.

Sparks of tal.

A crunch.

A screa-. Cut off.

Sothing like leather being squeezed and tal weakly clanging against tal.

And -.

Snap.

The rangers fired their bolts again. Even if so of the bolts struck so of the shields held by the ambushers, no shield could cover everything and the rangers seed to be targeting those specifically.

"EVERYONE STOP!" the count roared and the battlefield once again stuttered to a halt.

And sothing got tossed into the dimly lit center of the street.

tal clanged against flesh and dirt.

"I have slain Duke Louis von Wittelsbach!" the count declared. "Lay down your arms or prepare to die! This is your only chance!"

… Huh?

T-The duke was here? Wait, the count killed the duke in battle?!

The count rumbled out from among the ambushers, who quickly backed away from him.

Louis froze when he saw the bloodstained visage of the count. Even in the half moon moonlight, he could see it.

In that short span of ti, the count had gone out, found the commander of the ambushers who turned out to be the duke and killed him?

How long has it been since they were ambushed? Four minutes? Three minutes?!

Soone scread and charged at the count from behind.

The rangers didn't even bother to warn their lord.

He whirled around, backhanded a fully armored man, grabbed him before he fell, lifted the fully armored knight up because, yes, now that the backhanded man was above them all and moonlight glanced off of his armors, he could see that it was a knight and not a man-at-arms, and then brought him down brusquely over his knee. They all heard bones snapping.

The knight scread and gurgled before the count dropped him on the ground.

"Anyone else with a bright idea?"

As if to emphasize the question, he lifted one foot and slamd it down on the screaming knight.

There was a final snap and the screaming stopped.

Louis heard weapons dropping all around him and the rangers.

He took a deep breath in and looked at the count again.

Yeah… he wouldn't want to fight that.

"n, I want their weapons in the cart and their wrists all tied up! We're walking up to those gates and getting their surrender tonight!"

That made everyone on their side let out a jubilant roar, and Louis surprised himself by cheering along with them even though he'd done nothing.

Whatever. The war was over!