Seeing Roxanne's call, Lorze's mother couldn't help but feel a surge of intense excitent.
Think about it, what could possibly make a notoriously lazy slacker—who usually clocked in at the very last second—wake up entirely against her biological clock bright and early in the morning?
She definitely had sothing crucial to tell her, right?
"Roxanne, it's incredibly rare to see you up so early," she answered the phone, sounding genuinely surprised.
"Who's like you, wasting perfectly good rest ti to go to the office so damn early?" Roxanne's lazy, half-asleep voice ca through the speaker. Clearly, she wasn't fully awake yet either.
"Actually, I'm still lounging in bed today too. Let's skip the small talk—did you call this early about the investnt?" She replied lazily, still comfortably tangled in her son's embrace, her bare legs draped seductively over his body.
"Yeah. I thought about it really hard last night. If anyone else asked to borrow that kind of money, I wouldn't have even bothered giving them the ti of day," Roxanne's tone carried a hint of grumbling.
"I know... thank you so much."
"Don't rush to thank yet. I haven't fully agreed."
"Just na your conditions. I'm fine with absolutely anything."
"Oh? Anything? Then how about sending a picture of my dear senior's sleeping face right now so I can feast my eyes~."
"Ah? That might be... a bit inconvenient at the mont."
"What's so inconvenient about snapping a quick selfie in bed? Don't tell little Lorze is right there in bed with you?"
"Uh... well." Lorze's mother froze awkwardly. How the hell did she guess that?!
Roxanne: ???
Roxanne was even more shocked. Wait, did her senior's hesitant tone imply little Lorze really was right next to her?!
Hold up. Senior, didn't you just say you were still lounging in bed today?
You're literally in bed right now, right?
Then why the fuck is little Lorze in bed with you?!
Don't tell you mother and son are... MASAKA (No fucking way)!!!
"Little Lorze, if you're there, make a sound!" Roxanne yelled in absolute, earth-shattering disbelief.
"I'm here~ Morning, Auntie Roxanne~" Because Lorze was pressed so intimately close to his mother, he heard his Auntie's voice perfectly and answered without a single second of hesitation.
"Idiot! Why did you actually answer?!" His mother's face flushed crimson from her son's brazen move, hastily covering the phone with her hand.
"What's the big deal? Auntie Roxanne, I actually have tons of pictures of my mom's sleeping face on my phone. Wanna see?" Lorze asked, fully embracing the chaos and completely unashad.
"Oh shit! Little Lorze, you... definitely rember to snap a few more and send them to your Auntie!" Roxanne fell silent for a mont, completely stunned that the kid just flat-out admitted to their highly incestuous mother-son relationship.
But ultimately, Roxanne chose not to judge soone else's degenerate lifestyle. Playing it off as a joke, she teased little Lorze as if she hadn't just uncovered a massive taboo.
"You two clowns... whatever, let's get back to business. What did you an by 'not fully agreeing yet'?" Lorze's mother was utterly humiliated by the teasing and aggressively changed the subject to save face.
"About that... I rembered there's the Torchic Challenger Tournant specifically for rookies coming up soon, right? I can cover little Lorze's cultivation expenses right up until the tournant starts. If he can actually win it and prove he's worth the massive investnt, then I'll gladly fund the rest of his journey with peace of mind." Roxanne stated her exact terms.
Raising a Psychic-type Pokémon was no joke. It easily burned hundreds of thousands to a million. Try asking a friend to borrow a million bucks and see if they'd ever agree.
She had a daughter to raise, after all. If she was going to invest in Lorze, she at least needed to see so hope of making her money back, right?
She wasn't even asking for a massive profit; she just needed to break even.
This was the only compromise she could think of to lend the money without destroying her relationship with her senior. It was only because her senior had helped her so much back in college that she was even willing to accept this high-risk trade.
If it were anyone else... raise your own damn kid!
"That's more than enough. Thank you so much, Roxanne," Lorze's mother obviously understood Roxanne's difficulties and could only thank her profusely.
"Alright, stop thanking , it makes us sound like strangers. Honestly, if I didn't help you, I'd genuinely worry you'd do sothing incredibly stupid and desperate for cash. When I left last night, I saw the supervisor heading your way. He didn't try any sick, perverted shit with you, did he?" Roxanne's tone turned icy.
She knew exactly what kind of absolute scum that supervisor was. He had previously tried to lure her into bed with the promise of a promotion and a massive raise. Too bad for him, throwing money at her didn't work; she didn't give a shit about a raise.
But knowing her senior was currently desperate for money, she was terrified she might actually fall into his trap. That was exactly why she stayed up seriously considering investing in little Lorze, finally coming up with this compromise.
"It's fine. No matter what, he doesn't dare do anything blatantly illegal," Lorze's mother shook her head.
"Heh! So he really did have dirty thoughts about you? Just wait, I'm reporting his ass later today!"
"Without hard proof, reporting him won't do anything."
"Doesn't matter if it works, at least it'll piss him off!"
"Whatever makes you happy..."
"I'm very unhappy right now! Whatever... I won't disturb your deep, passionate mother-son bonding session anymore. Squeeze in as much cuddling and dry-humping as you can now, because tonight, he's moving into my place. I'm going to personally train him for a while."
"Understood. Also, little Lorze and I are genuinely just cuddling for emotional support, it's really not what you think!"
"Sure, sure. I'm hanging up now~."
Obviously, Roxanne didn't buy her bullshit for a single second.
You gotta be kidding . Cuddling for emotional support? Cuddling all the way into the exact sa fucking bed?!
Does your house not own a couch?!
No wonder she felt her senior's aura had gotten insanely seductive and MILF-like over the past six months. She originally thought her senior had just started wearing better makeup, but now it was blatantly obvious she was being thoroughly 'moisturized' in bed~.
Thinking about it, it made perfect sense. A woman's deeply sensual aura is forged by actual sexual needs and experiences.
Why do won age faster after marriage and having kids?
Because they no longer need that seductive charm to lure in n.
So the only logical reason her senior was experiencing a second spring of hyper-sexuality was that she was secretly keeping a "man" completely satisfied.
Who would have thought that "man" would turn out to be... tsk tsk.
"You have the nerve to smile?! This is all your fault!" His mother glared at her grinning son, completely flustered and angry.
If you weren't so naughty, would our dirty little secret have been exposed?!
Granted, they hadn't actually done the deed yet... it was just a lonely mother and son holding each other for warmth. But letting Roxanne completely misunderstand them as incestuous lovers was so wrong!
"What does it matter? As long as Mommy is happy, I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks," Lorze said, happily pulling his mother into a tight embrace, completely asserting his dominant ownership over her hot body.
His mother's face burned even redder. She didn't know why she was such an absolute sucker for her son's sweet talk. Whenever he aggressively flirted with her, her heart lted so much she didn't know how to respond.
Blushing furiously, she forcefully tried to reclaim her parental authority. "Do you even see as your mother anymore?!"
But instead, Lorze went even further, aggressively flipping over and pinning her beneath his body on the bed. Staring deeply and affectionately into her eyes, he purred:
"It's exactly because your son treasures you so much that I want to give you absolute bliss~."
As he spoke, his mother's eyes widened in shock, realizing her son's handso face was slowly descending toward hers, until...
Mother: !!!
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