184: Chapter 184: Who Would Believe You 184: Chapter 184: Who Would Believe You “Going to the bathroom?”
Long Fei eyed Lin Yingying and Lin Shanshan, looking back and forth between them.
For so reason, these three words, as spoken by them, seed to be endowed with magic and made his heart thump wildly.
Lin Yingying, feeling embarrassed by his gaze, complained, “What are you looking at?”
“Nothing!”
Long Fei quickly shook his head and stood up, looking around earnestly.
The surroundings were pitch black; there was no way to see where a restroom might be.
Lin Yingying grew impatient, “Hurry up, we can’t hold it anymore!”
Lin Shanshan also seed anxious, her little hands covering her stomach.
Long Fei glanced at a nearby grove and suggested, “Why don’t you just go in the woods?
No one will be able to see you anyway.”
Lin Yingying and Lin Shanshan looked at each other, finding no better solution, decided to do just that.
The two of them took so tissues and followed Long Fei over.
Once they were in the woods, they asked Long Fei to stay far away and even told him to turn his back.
The light was too dim; they walked about five or six ters inside and specifically chose a large tree to squat behind.
Long Fei couldn’t care less about using his eyes; he crouched on the ground and secretly used the supernatural ability in his head to watch.
Such an excellent opportunity was sothing no man would want to miss!
His divine sense swept over the area behind him, scanning everything within a ten-ter radius with crystal clarity.
The two beauties had pulled down their trousers, their faces red as they squatted with their round, perky buttocks and tinkled.
After finishing, they each gave a comfortable shiver.
This scene was just too thrilling, causing Long Fei to spray out a nosebleed.
Lin Yingying had been watching him the whole ti, afraid that he would suddenly turn around.
After relieving herself, she and her sister pulled up their pants and ca out.
Long Fei, with his hand covering his nose, stumbled forward with his head down.
Lin Yingying eyed him curiously, “Why do you look so gloomy?
Can’t you say sothing?”
Long Fei oh’d and ah’d, brushing her off.
Lin Yingying grew even more curious, grabbed him to see what he was up to.
Her phone’s light shone on Long Fei, revealing the blood on his hand, startling her.
Lin Shanshan cried out, “Oh my gosh, brother-in-law, are you hurt?”
Long Fei, still covering his nose, shook his head repeatedly, “It’s nothing, I just accidentally hit my nose, and it started bleeding!”
“How could this happen!”
Lin Shanshan beca anxious and quickly ran back to the tent to get so tissues for Long Fei.
Long Fei took them, wiped off the blood and awkwardly laughed, “It’s really nothing, I might’ve just eaten too many wild goods, got a bit of internal heat.”
Lin Yingying looked at him skeptically.
She had heard that n’s noses bleed when they’re excited; could this guy have been peeking just now?
She deliberately asked, “Long Fei, whose butt do you think looks better, Shanshan’s or mine?”
Lin Shanshan’s face turned red, surprised and thinking to herself why her sister would ask such an embarrassing question.
Before Long Fei’s brain could catch up, the thought of butts triggered an analysis, “Pretty much the sa, both are quite perky, but yours has more atiness to it!”
Lin Yingying gritted her teeth, her eyes instantly went wide.
Frustrated, she grabbed Long Fei’s ear and scolded furiously, “You big pervert, were you peeking just now?”
Long Fei finally realized, damn, in his excitent, he had actually spoken his thoughts aloud.
Feigning pain, he quickly explained, “I was just talking nonsense, joking around!”
“Who would believe you!”
Lin Yingying stamped her foot, her face red all the way to the neck.
She added force to her grip, and seeing Long Fei in obvious pain, she finally let go before stomping off into the tent angrily.
Lin Shanshan giggled at Long Fei’s misfortune and asked with curiosity, “Brother-in-law, what kind of eyes do you have?
It’s so dark, how could you see anything?”
Long Fei, rubbing his ear, moaned, “Don’t listen to your sister’s nonsense, what could I have seen?”
Lin Shanshan pursed her lips with a smile and followed into the tent, subconsciously staring at her sister’s butt.
It seed a little bigger than hers.
In her heart, she wondered, do n all like bigger ones?
Lin Yingying, who had just been sympathetic towards Long Fei, was planning to let him stay in the tent as well when she ca back.
Now, losing that intention, she closed her eyes and angrily drifted off to sleep.
Lin Shanshan tossed and turned beside her, poked her head out, and called to the outside where Long Fei, with tissues stuffed in his nose, “Brother-in-law, is it cold outside?”
“It’s fine, you go to sleep!”
Long Fei shook his head.
Lin Shanshan pursed her lips and suggested, “Why don’t you co in?
The tent is really big.”
Feeling a warmth in his nose, Long Fei was about to bleed again and hurriedly declined, “I’m really fine, just sleep, I’ll keep watch outside!”
“Alright then!”
Lin Shanshan pouted and crawled back in.
Long Fei closed his eyes and quickly exhaled and inhaled for a while, not thinking about butts anymore.
Damn, if he really slept in the tent, his pure and innocent self couldn’t possibly endure it.
Throughout the night, Long Fei contemplated the four Daoist scriptures that Gongsun Sheng had imparted to him.
Because they were intricately complex, he had only grasped so parts.
“The Comprehensive Guide to Qi Refinent” was the fundantal Qi Refining Technique, akin to a secret manual for internal energy cultivation.
“The Supre Five Thunders thod” was a technique for controlling thunder.
In “Water Margin”, it was ntioned that Gongsun Sheng had learned this technique from Daoist Luo and used it to defeat the sorceries of Gao Qiu’s brothers, Gao Lian, in Gaotang State.
The Five Thunders were respectively tal Thunder, Wood Thunder, Water Thunder, Fire Thunder, and Earth Thunder.
Each type of thunder and lightning contained different force, having varied uses and effects.
For instance, tal Thunder, carrying the energy of tal, bore an extrely weighty killing aura.
Fire Thunder goes without saying — naturally it ca with Fire Elental Force and extrely high temperatures.
Wood Thunder had the widest range; once activated, it filled the whole sky, and the higher one’s cultivation level, the greater the encompassed area.
Water Thunder had the strongest penetrative force; dripping water wears away a stone, and it was effective even if the enemy possessed a magical treasure that protected against lightning.
Earth Thunder felt the most substantial, bearing the weighty pressure of the earth.
If “The Supre Five Thunders thod” were to be perfected, a simultaneous Five Thunder Strike held the power to destroy heaven and earth.
“The Shennong Herbology” needs no further explanation; it is a Daoist Pill Technique.
It contained acupuncture, channeling energy, bone setting, alchemy, and other traditional dical techniques, much simpler compared to “The Supre Five Thunders thod.”
“The Myriad Formations and Runes Chart” goes without saying; it contained all sorts of Daoist Sect formations and talismans.
These formations and talismans ranked in four levels: heaven, mystery, earth, and yellow.
Long Fei, for now, could only contemplate the Yellow Rank Formations, such as the Eight Trigrams Array, Seven Stars Formation, Spirit Gathering Array, Invisibility Formation, and the Ghost Control Formation, Evil-Dispelling Formation.
Contemplating them wasn’t too difficult, as the materials needed could be bought in reality.
Long Fei thought that Elder Gongsun had been quite thoughtful: “Qi Refining Principles” as the foundation, “The Supre Five Thunders thod” as the offensive technique, “The Shennong Herbology” as the life-saving technique, and “The Myriad Formations and Runes Chart” as the defensive technique.
With these four things, the path of cultivation should be stable.
Ever since he was stabbed by that knife and the jade stone got pierced, strange things had been happening frequently to Long Fei, and he had no idea what the future would hold; now, he could only take one step at a ti.
The dawn’s sunlight dyed the east red as it was about to leap up from the ocean’s surface.
Shouts erupted from the mountain visitors, awakening Lin Yingying and her sister, who hastily scrambled out of the tent.
The crowd gathered at the edge of the cliff, capturing this rare sight with their phones and caras.
Having lost all sleepiness, the Lin sisters, likely having forgotten last night’s incidents, each clung to Long Fei’s arm, joining in with everyone’s cheers and shouting, “Sun, we love you!”
It was very dangerous on the edge of the cliff.
Long Fei, worried for their safety, stood in front, with one hand shielding each, his arms wrapping around their petite waists and his two big hands inadvertently touched their butts.
In all good conscience, he definitely didn’t do it on purpose.
The girls, excited and even jumping, made the sensation all the more intense.
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